What people are saying about "Happy Valentines"
Happy Valentines
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Spy
over 12 years ago
more photo notes than sparks when im sapping
Sniper
over 12 years ago
Forever Alone
Kessler
almost 13 years ago
Aww. Poor sniper. It isn't his fault he has a plan to kill everyone he meets.
thatguy
about 13 years ago
Pyro-Misty, eh? That's deliciously ironic.
Chzchan
over 13 years ago
Need more female pyro in future comics
Eboreg
over 13 years ago
My explanation for Soldier+Scout: One of the Soldier's main jobs is to open up opportunities for flankers, the Scout is pretty much the best flanker class. See what I'm getting at?
lolwut
over 13 years ago
Ohhh...That woman pyro is fuckin hot x3
ColaCactus
almost 14 years ago
Sniper "Well... be polite, I guess" *takes hat and puts it on chest* "....*sniff*...."
pastry nipples
over 14 years ago
its misty
Monodi
over 14 years ago
A hockey stick? Freaking spy!
Filipus1000(again D:)
over 14 years ago
I actually find solly+scout easy to belive, maybe solly was trying to hide affection for scout by... talking to decapitated heads? :D
Filipus1000
over 14 years ago
bawwwwwwwwwwwww!
stickmeister
over 14 years ago
Engineer Pyro, Heavy Medic, Demoman Spy, all of them except Soldier and Scout make sense.
SupaSoldier
about 15 years ago
IN AMERICA

I see how you decided on that pairing.
HelisPoe
about 15 years ago
Uh... wow... getting more skimpy by the comic eh? I see where this is going........
Btw, female pyro looks like Misty from Pokemon. (Used to be addicted at the age of 7)
AlphaTM
about 15 years ago
So... Do you... like... Have a female version of every TF2 character?
bonesaw
about 15 years ago
My bonesaw is backwards.
ChozotheBozo
about 15 years ago
Pyro + Engie = Sentries with spy checks
Medic + Heavy = obvious combo
Demo + Spy = Engie worst nightmare
Soldier + Scout =... wut?
PirahnaPlantman
about 15 years ago
OMG THE SPY IS R.MIKA FROM STREET FIGHTER ALPHA 3! /nerdzors
Untouched_Shadow
about 15 years ago
Snipers a lonely Job mate...work alone, closed doors, out of touch...I gauarentee ya' won't have a girlfriend...Cause at the end of the day, long as theres 2 people left on the planet, somebody isn't gonna want to have sex.
Kurata
about 15 years ago
if you get sniped as a medic with full uber, then you're doing it wrong
frag
about 15 years ago
Oh the Blu Spy is so adorable! I'd love to see more. The Red Pyro gal is much too skimpy though. Waaaay too skimpy :P
riDDi
about 15 years ago
Great team player? Nothx, stop playing Sniper and go Medic. Unless you kill 9 ppl per minute, then you're more useful than an average Medic.
Actually, no. Medics safe burning players and ubercharge.
Snipers kill charged Medics yadda yadda. Snipers are also spy practice targets.
Runic
about 15 years ago
Sniper is great team player. Just that too often they aren't properly used. Indeed a lonely job.
lolololololololololololololol
about 15 years ago
lol
Valentine
about 15 years ago
Oh right, before I forget about it again.
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"Happy Valentines everyone"  XD
Fish
about 15 years ago
Okay, the first panel.
IS THAT MISTY FROM POKEMON?
|+|Captain Obvious|+|
about 15 years ago
But noch IN the comic. :]
WaRRioR-TF
about 15 years ago
@Captain Obvious : Blue and Red Engie-Tan's , Well atleast thats how it is in his DA
Sniper is very credit to team
about 15 years ago
Sniper is very useful for removing other snipers, distracting and putting off the team, removing key structures and characters, (ranged spy) and defending the guy running with the intelligence on those Mach4 map thingies.
taste of lie
about 15 years ago
the Sunday update is cake
|+|Captain Obvious|+|
about 15 years ago
This Comic needs some lesbian characters... I'm serious. ?_?
Meow
about 15 years ago
O DEAR LAWDY WE HAVE ALL BEEN LIED TO!
Roderick
about 15 years ago
@Masterlegodude: I haven't noticed it before, but I think it's a Pyro mask.
Jake'm
about 15 years ago
Tappipappa, we weren't promised anything. We were told that there'd be an update on Sunday. Which could mean ANYTHING. So don't get all arsey.
sbk
about 15 years ago
p.s. no special extra update sunday due to HATE
ragdoll
about 15 years ago
Yeah, that new medic design you're trying out there isn't working out so great.
SinX
about 15 years ago
The Update is a LIE!
rghp13
about 15 years ago
where is the update?
(") (0.0) (")
Renato
about 15 years ago
Sunday Update? YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES. ò______ó



buuut, don´t worry. I heart this site anyways.
Masterlegodude
about 15 years ago
@ Valentine: Oh yeah, the TF2 NerfNOW!! comics aren't based on one server, i THOUGHT some of the comics were in different servers, well, that or people changed classes...

Also, what is that brown thing on the middle-bottom of the first panel? It's in front of the Dispenser too
Valentine
about 15 years ago
@ Kgummy: It's not a new arc but a little valentines comic which takes place on a whole different server.
(Ever thought about that?)
Tappipappa
about 15 years ago
ITS MONDAY! WHERE IS OUR COMIC!? RABLERABLERABLERABLE!!!
...but you know its okay becuse you might be REALLY bussy and all...but hey you KINDA promised it to us...so...yeah...
Random Guy
about 15 years ago
Wait, since when did Pyro had THE THING with Engi-Tan?
She only took his glove! Then he chagned back to Pyro!
Kgummy
about 15 years ago
So we're ignoring pyro and his relationship with snipertan and engietan?
Xenav
about 15 years ago
Sniper doesn't get a GF, mostly because of his "sit and snipe" strategy. Would you want to date a guy who pees in a bottle just so he could snipe people?
Buzz
about 15 years ago
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR HAY GUIZ I WILL PROMISE YOU A COMIX ON SUNDAY BUT IT WONT HAPPEN!
wut
about 15 years ago
WHERE IS MY SPECIAL SUNDAY UPDATE, EGGMAN?
Fail
about 15 years ago
Sob, im a sniper, *cry in corner*
No Comic?!?
about 15 years ago
RAGERAGERAGE
WHAT.
about 15 years ago
What is sniper DOING. He just looked at everyone through his scope and didn't shoot nobody, Jesus Christ son. C'MON, GUY! GOGOGO
DS
about 15 years ago
Wow...the doctor looks like he grew a bigger jaw for this comic.
ThatMudkipGuy
about 15 years ago
Hey, mobile noscoping sniper on a allcrit server IS credit to team, too! :b
Aaron Le Nite Owl
about 15 years ago
lol, Critrawkets and the crew are a bit similiar, that could cause a lot of confusion. =]
I LOVE this comic! (and this doctor)
about 15 years ago
We need a way to distinguish RED's sollys if one is with the medic, one is with the scout, and one is with the spy (think about it... now you are scarred for life).
Aaron Le Nite Owl
about 15 years ago
Red Pyro and Scout are awesome, keep those gals up =]
Scaled_One
about 15 years ago
...HWguy was sapping Medic's Manliness...?

*gives Sniper a beer*
Cheer up mate. I'm sure there's somebody out there that loves ya.
TheManwiththepie
about 15 years ago
MORE FEMALE PYRO!
Dr. Taco: Surgeon at Law
about 15 years ago
Aw, cute...
Though... what happened to Medic? He seems to be getting... more masculine every comic. Is he trying to make up for Male-Heavy's absence? I kinda liked the old wimpy/frail medic quite a few comics back :P
PsychoDuck
about 15 years ago
Reading this comic made me realize something; We still haven't seen a female Demo!
Anon
about 15 years ago
Why is spy so flat? Don't be so mean to spy tan! How is so going to disguise as the other women without a chest? I mean just look at how revealing heavy and pyro dress! Poor spy tan, you have sapped my heart.
A Dog And A Man!
about 15 years ago
Sniper Should Totally get Shot By Sniper-tan.
Amirite?
Aaron
about 15 years ago
""p.s. special extra update sunday due to LOVE"
YES"
WOO!
Aaron
about 15 years ago
Hello!? Am I the only one noticing that Zoey is in the comic?! Ahh whatever.. Church guy distracts me from this fact.
SinX
about 15 years ago
"p.s. special extra update sunday due to LOVE"
YES
Guno
about 15 years ago
That pyro does nto work at all. We would be able to hear her voice, which itself ruins the entre humor of the pyro.

By god she better have a huge speech impediment, or be a mute.
Also, way to skimpy an outfit. to the point its a bad thing *which is hard to do*
tom
about 15 years ago
you guys are burning the sniper more often that pyros burn spies.
sole21
about 15 years ago
@Naoto
"I oughta be on a hockey card, eh!"
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Scrolling down this strip, I lol'd hard when I saw sniper at the end. Guess he still needs to perfect his plan to "seduce everyone he meets".
sbk
about 15 years ago
enemy spah loves ya, sniper!
sniperta
about 15 years ago
loner
the young /co/mp/a/triot
about 15 years ago
"Feelings?! You know who has a lot of feelings?! Folks that done blugeon their wife to death with a golf trophy, that's who! *Sob* A-and... And me..."
PsychoDuck
about 15 years ago
Loving the lady pyro!
Jath
about 15 years ago
The Pyro's eyes are green.
jkh
about 15 years ago
jhjgjg
:Dale
about 15 years ago
I just noticed that every female character is blue-eyed. Huh. :u
Fiesta
about 15 years ago
Wait, what? I thought soldier liked red medic! Wasn't he heartbroken when she went into the spy's room?
Merc
about 15 years ago
Totally illustrating the typical team pair in TF2.
Pyro with Engie to keep the spys off Engie and let the Sentries deal with everything else.
Heavy-Medic: No explanation needed.
Demo-spy: Sentry down/Spah sapping my sentry.
Soldier-Scout: Scout to distract, soldier to destroy?
kommo1
about 15 years ago
Pyro-tan looks like she is on drugs.^^
Jefferson
about 15 years ago
I think Pyro-Tan unzipped her flame gear and took off her gas mask for the occasion.
anon
about 15 years ago
Ouch, poor sniper in the last pannel.
Naoto Shirogane
about 15 years ago
By the way, nice Pyro-tan, except a longcoat and a string won't protect her from dying a horrible, firey death.
Naoto Shirogane
about 15 years ago
Who knew the red scout would play hockey? Maybe she's canadian. Just imagine how she would talk: "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOOT!"
Ryogo
about 15 years ago
Obviously, Sniper-tan and Pyro are off doing things that the author can't draw ;)
Kittenykat
about 15 years ago
It'd be sweet if the author's female TF2 chars were playable ingame xD
Kittenykat
about 15 years ago
Wow, red pyro-girl is super cute :3
Tappipappa
about 15 years ago
Ok if i would choose (but i cant) this would go like this:
BLUpyro(m)<3BLUsniper(f)
BLUmedic(m)<3BLU/REDheavy(f)
BLUscout(m)<3REDscout(f)
REDsoldier(m)<3REDmedic(f)
BLUdemo(m)<3REDpyro(f)
BLUspy(f)<3REDspy(f)
...those would be my fave love pairs ^^
wha'ev
about 15 years ago
...Misty got implants and a desire for infernos?  Diggit.
D@RKZ3R0
about 15 years ago
ppl ppl, tears of joy!!! teamwork is LOVELY, HE HAS TEARS OF JOY!!! >:0
Mechtaur
about 15 years ago
@ Gamegeneral: Pyro and Sniper are probably busy with "something else".
Stick
about 15 years ago
Feelings? Professionals have standards.
PT
about 15 years ago
The last panel was like a whack with 30-ton baseball bat in my head.... ;`(

We, snipers, get some love too!
Roderick
about 15 years ago
Poor sniper... seeing the world only through a scope's lens... Heh, love the medic playing a serenade on his bonesaw. Blue Spy's face a bit wide, but still cool. And more TF2-tans =D
Gamegeneral
about 15 years ago
What? No Pyro-sniper? I could totally see him burning a heart U+ME thing into a wall somewhere while she looked at him through a scope or something.
Tunddruff
about 15 years ago
"Snipin's a lonely job mate. But i garrenty you'll not go hungry, Cause aslong as there are 2 people on the planet Someone is gunna want someone dead."
~Sniper
Grumpy Gus
about 15 years ago
Lol, sniping is a loney job! But not to worry, there's always some spies to keep things juicy for ya.
Nanosheep
about 15 years ago
Is it just me, or has the medic had a "Buff up manly" look?
BLarg
about 15 years ago
pyro-tan looks like misty off of pokemon...
Flux
about 15 years ago
That sniper will have to charge his gun alone tonight.
Anon
about 15 years ago
Ah yes, love is in the air like a cloud of perfume.
jurz
about 15 years ago
This's some shonky business right here ;_;
Gob
about 15 years ago
Spoilers! :O
Robert Frazer
about 15 years ago
The hockey-playing female scout is quite a clever and suitable idea!
essa com o demo é uma espiã! bom eheh.
about 15 years ago
Gostei mesmo deta aqui. Pobre Sniper, fadado a solidão,sempre enclausurado em torres, sem possibilidade de saída, o mundo la´fora é demais para o pobre homem.
RED Sniper
about 15 years ago
This makes me sad... low blow nerfnow, low blow.
Ezekiel
about 15 years ago
There are multiple RED soldiers, remember?
Ald
about 15 years ago
Sniper's standin' around like a bloody idiot. Zoom on engi-tan's pants D:
Derp
about 15 years ago
Maybe it was from Scout-tan to soldier.
NotJim
about 15 years ago
Bawwwwwww ronery Sniper. :(
Mr. Am/Pm
about 15 years ago
Hawt Pyro is HAWT!
Boombot
about 15 years ago
Dear god we need more red pyro-tan!!
lolol
about 15 years ago
oh god I lol'd nice work
nate
about 15 years ago
i thought soldier liked medic-tan?
Prince
about 15 years ago
Uh... did you forget that all the classes are male? Needs moar gay.
Renato
about 15 years ago
N..n..noooo! Red soldier loves red medic! Soldier, be true!
TopHat
about 15 years ago
Why must all the good __-tans be so attractive. I also like the art-style for the characters. Good job on this one, mate.
woah
about 15 years ago
pyro-tan <3
Invisible
about 15 years ago
And Demo lost his second eye ;). In game he haven't left eye
DiegoTan
about 15 years ago
Feeling LIKE a Sniper. Awesome strip, it has POM POMS!
Invisible
about 15 years ago
Cute, but why sniper haven't valentine ? Poor sniper
Dt
about 15 years ago
Feelin' as a Sniper right now... And wasn't soldier with red medic? Ah forgot - there were 2 soldiers in red :). And this strip is very cute!
A Dog And A Man!
about 15 years ago
This is the first time I've seen Pyro and Scout tan
I would totally hit them.
With the Scout-tans Hocky Stick.