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The Ark
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Teddy Roosebelt
over 1 year ago
PSSHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
Argonian Maid
over 1 year ago
Jo acknowledged that there's a second part, but it's not actually a continuation of the first, just a variation on basically the same scene.
Alex
over 1 year ago
Noah on the second panel looks very much like an iconic sea captain. Only missing thing is a pipe.
An Onymous
over 1 year ago
If there is no second part, why not make one? I'm all up for someone writing it and Joe here drawing it.
BallongFörsäljaren
over 1 year ago
Um, not to sound rude but, there is a second part?
Hawhaw
over 1 year ago
I bet some where in sky rime there's the whole story
bronana
over 1 year ago
but there is a second part, google it
SRG
over 1 year ago
@Nyeh?: Because jo doesn't research hard enough on the topics he draws.
over 1 year ago
why no more argonian maid? why no you make own story?
SRG
over 1 year ago
@SaVu: But this means he has to screw your demands and not draw.
Anonymous
over 1 year ago
So that's why all Pokemon masters "Gotta catch 'em all!". GOD WILLS IT!
Butts
over 1 year ago
Wrong, there's more Argonian Maid in Skyrim
banzai
over 1 year ago
i have bought the tombraider pack. 75% reduced on steam. pretty nice.
SaVu
over 1 year ago
Jo, here is a fan asking you to draw whatever you please. Screw them demands.

I came for the arcs, and stayed for the jokes, I guess xD
Hey, guys
over 1 year ago
I think he was being sarcastic
over 1 year ago
THERE IS A SECOND "ARGONIAN MAID" BOOK MAKE ME A NEW COMIC NAO

WITH MORE ARGONIAN ASSES
over 1 year ago
lets see indiana jones take this one
Guest
over 1 year ago
Noah....the first Pokemon master.
Lutzholtz
over 1 year ago
Noah, the original Nurse Joy.
there is volume II
over 1 year ago
of argonian maid
Phazonblaster
over 1 year ago
I thought there would be a Halo reference...
Millhiore
over 1 year ago
Actually there was a 2nd book also to Argonian maid. One involving term "bread kneading".
Rou
over 1 year ago
@Lobster:
Reptilian mammaries are nothing to scoff at!
over 1 year ago
Also to the people who are disappointed at no continuation of the Lusty Argonian Maid... kiiinda creepy! There's very little for you to "mine" there, unless you dig the cloaca. Or the dong, I guess. Nothing wrong with that.
DracMonster
over 1 year ago
When I saw the third panel, my first thought was "Death Star." It'll "take care" of them all right...
Isen
over 1 year ago
I take you by your word! Better not break it, I'll probably cry then ಠ_ಠ
Isen
over 1 year ago
Jo, there ~is~ an official continuation of the lusty argonian maid. Look here:

http://www.imperial-library.info/content/lusty-argonian-maid-v2
Carmeops
over 1 year ago
I now lurk in the bushes!
1hp
over 1 year ago
you dont continue the comic ok.. make other like team fortress or syrim whatever but make a fucking comic
over 1 year ago
That sequel is so full of double entendrees it ain't funny.
@D4rkLigh7
: go to the rule34 site and search for jopereira
ME
over 1 year ago
If he intends to get two of every animal, he's gonna need a lot more balls.
isten
over 1 year ago
Wait, wheres engie tan?
Acacia
over 1 year ago
Sex has been done to death.

Let's find a new fad.
D4rkLigh7
over 1 year ago
You would really draw it? Even though it would most likely be more then your usual PG-13 stuff? Because I'm quite sure it would be in the rated R area, maybe even MA.
Soulcrash
over 1 year ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y4UfxTWaY0&feature=related
dbg
over 1 year ago
Yeah, there's totally a continuation of the Lusty Maid and it's on wiki. http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid
CSN
over 1 year ago
They did add a second scene to the lusty Argonian maid. I believe I found it in Skyrim. Something about bread and an oven. I'm sure it's on the skyrim wiki.
Davtwan
over 1 year ago
@MeowMix: The most common explaination seems to be that there is a virtual holographic world that best suits the Pokémon captured. It helps let them rest their physical and mental wounds.

However, the time when they only used hollowed out nuts, that I can't ever wrap my head around.
MeowMix
over 1 year ago
When pokemons are captured in pokeballs, they don't seem to starve or die. It's like they're in perpetual stasis in the form of energy. Are the pokemons conscious when inside the pokeballs?

DO THEY SCREAM IN TERROR AND HORROR WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY CAN'T DIE OR MOVE AT ALL INSIDE THE POKEBALLS?!
over 1 year ago
last i checked there was a part VI in there talking about laoves and ovens no?
Red run
over 1 year ago
Its kinda the joke of Lusty Argonian Chambermaid.

The player will search the ends of the earth for the next part, the surely saucy conclusion. If Bethesda did add part, it will probably be a bad joke, the guy taking out a massive spear for her to polish.
Hollow
over 1 year ago
@Dusk: Read it in the soldiers voice and it sounds so cool. +10 internets for you sir.
Nightingale
over 1 year ago
So thats why you gotta catch em all. . . .
Dusk
over 1 year ago
of every pokemon on earth. And then he herded them onto a ball, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a safari! Unless it's a nursery!"
Dusk
over 1 year ago
"If pokemon fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Ash said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the gym of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two
SRG
over 1 year ago
Noah's ark was the Death star?
He store just enough animals he could find and blew up his planet? The flooding was a cover for the death beam.
over 1 year ago
Bethesda did make a follow-up! http://uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid,_v2
Derp
over 1 year ago
Guessing they ran out of master balls when it came down to unicorns, dragons, and the T-rex.
ME
over 1 year ago
There is a continuation to argonian maid actually. It involves a loaf and an oven. hurhurhur.