Uh, what's the point in just retelling an ingame book, word for word?

Dah Heck, i mean.... SERIOUSLY ? XD i gotta read books at skyrim NAO! xD

You do realize there's a second part, right?
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid,_v2

There is an erotic continuation to this tho.. as an oblivion mod..

I have the weirdest boner.

Well damn, no wonder they gave this game such good reviews, with readings like these...

Funny thing, right after I finished reading this comic I logged off to play Oblivion and found the book not 5 minutes after

"Are you reading porn?"

The proper term is erotica. I mean no.

There actually was a latter volume to the story that you could illustrate. Its found at this url:

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid

The one you Illustrated was Act IV Scene III, There is another chapter written that takes place later that is Act VII, Scene II.

Haha, found one too.

Polish that Spear. I'll be watching in the closet.

It would have been even better if the master looked more like Crassius Curio himself.

Rape

Nowhere in this comic is it mentioned that her name, in the book, is "Lifts-Her-Tail"

NerfNow Argonian maids are the best.

@Mewt: Is this better?
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/215/4/c/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid_by_Vaikard.jpg

@Davtwan: Here's a link to Crassius Curio, the author of that play.
http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Crassius_Curio
Unfortunately, Morrowind came out in 2002, and so the part where you must kiss him? Entirely in text. ALL of the NPC dialogue was text. No real "video" to show you.

inb4 porn of this ends up on paheal because someone pays him to make it.

The argonians look nowhere this cute. Well unless one is also an argonian I suppose.

I loved the drawing style.

Yes, I think more of this will be a go thing.

What is this, YouTube? Why is everyone confused about where this story will lead? The source comes from the damn description. Granted, it's Wikia, but I think reading the description is sort of required.

@Elmur: MY SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!

Why do I get the feeling that, when things are about to get interesting...a guard will come into the room shouting: "Stop right there!"

Fun Fact. Argonian's can change there gender at will. So your maid there could be female or male or both at the same time.

So are we going to get some Argonian porn, Jo? I mean, really.

That's..not an argonian.

GREAT JOB FUCKING UP THE ARGONIAN DESIGN AND MAKING IT ALL KAWAII ANIMU, JO!

I'm a bit saddened; he's wearing a "Fine Hat". Izougly yet the argonian izohawt. Goddamn Tentacle Jo knows how to illustrates in-game erotic novels.

Breasts be damned, Jo draws one hot Argonian maid.

@Anon№1: Sadly this thing doesn't look human either.
why is knuckles trying to clean MJ's house?

sorry,wrong format:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries

@Lulz: http://tvtrops.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries

Hottest pic jo ever made.
Need to BONK!

totally approve that

Gotta love the people who are mining the Argonian boobies.

Oh wait, Argonians don't have boobies. XD

10$ says people are just waiting on the mature things he will be making later....

I'm entirely sure what you were going for here, and you missed entirely, nobody could identify that as an argonian.

"Argonian appearance ranges from reptilian to almost human; this is decided by the amount of Hist sap they ingest as hatchlings"
From UESP.net

But what about his magic helmet?
What good is a polished spear when you pay no attention to the helmet!

@Mz: i mean life!

Nerfnow: Now with more copypasta slash fics.

As I said a few post ago..

"everything is better with more porn inside"

@Mujaki: *has gotten my interest.*

May I see a video of this scene?

Argonian women are hot, i'm not even kidding, when i saw one in Skyrim i just knew i could tap dat ass all night, no homo.

I really laughted when I first saw this in Oblivion. Many of the books contains stories that I found really boring, but this... also I'm glad everytime you try something new with comics. (Nice old comics style.)

You do realize, now that you've done this, you're obligated to also parody the similar "romance" novel(s) in World of Warcraft, right?

.. although please don't do the ghoul and banshee one..

So, a kind of Argonian-tan?

I don't know about you guys, but I think that this is done in good taste.It captures fully the "cheesy erotic novel" style of the book itself, and, although she indeed doesn't look like an Argonian at all, maybe it's for the best.
I mean come on, Argonians in Skyrim are more like dinosaurs...

........ me gusta, what can i say, if it's female, aware, and willing i'd hit just about anything.

AWESOME!

I hope in my travels I wont find r34 of the "Lusty Argonian Maiden" Courtesy of JoPereira

Kill me now.

@French Cunt Ass Dick

I used Google Translate. So I keep the French jokes, and the pron. :p

Ahhh many bad memories returning. This was the first book (or similar) I found in Oblivion and I read the whole thing because I thought that was the only book in the game so I thought it was super important and didn't know there were so many books.

Also: damn you for making Argonians so not ugly.

Isn't the guy supposed to be Dunmer in Lusty Argonian!

holy hell!! ur bringing them books to like XD

Another great strip. Very clever, and the style fits perfectly.

Okay, Jo. This one? This one's clever. I'd take my hat off to you, but my hat leaves my head for nobody, lest I'm dead.

@Resstarr: DARN looks like someone had the same idea of this being a fan cross over of Mass effect and Elder scrolls.

So jo really a tail from an Argonian?
Even though this argonian looks more like an Asari with an tail/Jo.
Also what's with michael jackson before losing his nose being the master?

Wow, I didn't expect a Nerfnow adaption of the funniest thing from Morrowind. You have made my day, Jo

Either shes talking about daggerfall spears or nerf now has gone extremely buffed with more actio

A book full of nothing but innuendos. I've always loved it.

Linked to the Wikia version? Meh.
The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages is much, much better!
http://uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid
You can actually meet the author of that play, in Morrowind. And as part of the main plot, you must kiss him. Male or female character, he WILL want you.

Use the UESP wiki you fool!

She looks cute
can't wait for the next part with the "oven" ;)

daggerfalls the real barenziah is uncensored too.

giggity.

Hey, je peut lire le français!!!! À moi les passages érotiques!!!! That's what you get from insulting french, bitches. Now you no get pr0n.

..,....... what did i just read..

The first panel, the speech can go either way around. It doesn't make much sense either way. :S

for those who know how to read French, there is another book with a "hot" passage, but that's censored in English:
en: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Real_Barenziah,_Book_II
fr: http://lagbt.wiwiland.net/wikibiblio/index.php/Barenziah_la_vraie_histoire_II

So predicting the joke upcoming on the next page.

Technically the Argonian is all his, not any of yours, or mine. If Jo makes the comic like this then it automatically means the person having his "spear polished" gets the girl doing the deed.

awesome.

Thank you now you just gave me a boner but I don't hate you for so much :3 I DEMAND PRONZ!!!!

Uuhh... he has a rule 34 page?

...link plz... XD

Awwww... That argonian is so cute!

I demand an Act VII, Scene II sequel!

I just poked around the wiki to see what an argonian looks like out of the context of the comic and all I have to say is Holy Fuck what is wrong with you guys

That Argonian is so cuute.
I want my Argonians to look like that.

I made a video about that book lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_xG_FMi3rA

I demand a continuation on your Rule 34!

i like where this is going

Let me guess.... the punchline is that the maid's going to polish an actual spear.

Speaking of the maid, she's adorable.

Ah ha ha! I predict a bait-and-switch. What *are* you up to, Jo?

@pong: You say it like this would be presentable if it DID look like an Argonian.

@pong: Good. :)

More like the lusty Asari maid.

I don't really understand what you were aiming for here, but that looks nothing like an Argonian....at all.

@Praefectus: What's shown in this comic is pretty much all that is in the book. It's simply an erotica novel where no one would expect one, filled with innuendo.

Whoah Whoah, omg ROFL, lol that book, that book. HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHA.

I get the feeling I would get get more of the joke if I played Elder Scrolls games.

Greatest.
Books.
Ever.