DN:F was a good sequel to DF3D, now compared to modern games yes it's lack luster but going straight from 3D to DNF it's a good sequel now if they released it when they originally planned to (2009ish) it would have been better recieved

Why does everybody think that DN F was a bad game? I played it, it wasn't as good as I thought it would be but it was still better than all of the COD games.

Dear Santa, WHY THE HECK DID I GET ONLY 3 COALS ON STEA

Heck, that's a pretty good substitute for coal if you ask me.

DNF wasnt that bad, it wasnt great. But it sure wasnt bad.

Brink, now THAT was fucking terrible.

@herp somthing UNDESIRABLE
aka = somthing you DONT want.

if you dont want serious sam 3 you are simply crazy

hey, the way things are going with fossil fuel consumption, in 70 years or so the GOOD kids will get coal.

that's not Serious Sam 3.

Try to make a bonfire of Duke Nukem and you'll get your ass kicked hard 0_0

my friend just created a room, though couldnt join by steam, but I was able to locate through find servers option.

DN Forever is a good game.

Could be worse,Jo,you could be gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QpXpMzrtHg&feature=fvst

Combine: Gearbox was put in charge of Duke Nukem only last year. The reason it took so long was because George was butt hurt about Quake's higher tech so he was constantly trying to get the "latest and the greatest" instead of making a good game.

Coal > Duke nukem... Helll i prefer a coupon!!

The problem with DNF is the fact it came out waaaaaay too late, if it came out in 2007 or sooner it would literally have been considered as the best game ever but, thanks to Gearbox it came out too late, if you ask me, it's the jokes and references that are made we simply got used to them

@Welp: how did you get online to work? I can't play with friends no matter what I try.

I got Operation Flashpoint: Red River, does that mean I'm a bad boy as well?

I bought E.Y.E to play with some bro's, done the achievement, received E.Y.E as a gift, more bro's are playing now.
Love you Valve.

I still liked DNF. Back when the project was 'killed' for the last time we saw all of the work done so far and I (and others) said that if they were to release what they had so far it would be better than nothing. That is how I rationalize and enjoy this game.

I got a 50% off coupon for Duke Nukem as a gift ._.

bitches love cannons

Hey hey woah, at least you can use coal to fuel a fire

I got a indie game I have never heard about, and a tennis game that I will never play :3

DNF was fun. But I mean it's a game that's been based off of 14 year concepts and design. Of course it's going to be a bit out of touch. I still bought it, First Access Club, and all of the current DLC.

@Andrew Hall At best, Duke Nukem Forever is a fun, if unremarkable game. At worst, it's mediocre. But it is certainly not the terrible game that most people want to make it out to be. I mean, hell, look at Mindjack if you want a REAL terrible game.

It should've been a Nickelback album.

Honestly, I really liked Duke Nukem Forever. It was a fun game and most importantly of all, I had fun playing it.

doooooohohohohhoho

No offense but if hating DNF is a "Bandwagon" then the bandwagon is missing three wheels, on fire and carrying 3 kinds of plagues and 4 different STDs.

I just got DNF for $5 in the steam sale. Totally worth it. It's not a great game but not really bad either. I missed the titties is the last half of the game. :(

How is it a bandwagon? Its a bad game.

Really guys?? No Minecraft coal jokes?!?!

Really now, aren't we off the "DNF sucks" bandwagon yet? It didn't, so find a new joke.

Is this game actually that much worse than the original?

And a high off the plastic fumes.

@Altherix: See? Being a good boy paid off! :P

I'm pretty sure that bad kids got coal instead of presents so they weren't totally screwed, ya know they could at least keep warm. Though all things considered the naughtiest kids could collect all their coal and become an energy monopoly by the time they hit 18.

That's funny, I got a Nerf Now T-shirt in my stocking.

*rimshot*

Why is Santa's right arm so short?
At the first look, I thought Santa had both hands down, and there was a big fake arm lying on the floor next to the wall.

The women crying out for their fathers while they suffer as they're rAped and then explode by aliens or dukes weapons while he makes abortion jokes was in bad taste this time around.

It wasnt a call of duty clone. Just a cloned aspects of everything. Yay for the shields.

Hail to the king baby!

Seriously though the game wasn't that bad. I actually had fun.

I actually think people were having too high hopes for the game. When I bought it in a good enough sale and played it. Yeah it wasn't the best game out there but I could still see it was Duke Nukem. Lame jokes, Lame One Liners, Women in little to nothing clothing. It was Duke Nukem.

Oh, come on people! This game is not THAT bad. Sure, graphics could be better, jokes could be smarter and I know it doesn't exactly feel like 1990, BUT WHO CARES. At least it doesn't try to be a Call of Duty clone like 90% of all other FPS on market.

I never understood why bad children get coal...
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1730#comic

I kinda liked DNF. It was pointless, over the top, and stupid. That's kinda what I expected. There were a couple things I wish they had kept from the older games (carrying around 50 weapons would be on that list), but it wasn't TERRIBLE.

If they'd remade Duke Nukem 3D (to fix the engine up, give a little more release time, etc), they'd probably had much more positive reviews. There'd be complaints of it not being a new game, though.

Meh.

What surprised me most was that people still expected the game to be good when it came out. Not sure why, as after 13 years stuck in developement and using technology, humor and logic from back then while obviously going to use CoD-Gamemechanics not suiting it.
Well, at least I know I was right. ^^

I managed to get DNF for $1.05 for the PS3. I also think it's not terrible, but it really is only, at best, average, so I can see where all the disappointment came from.

Funny thing - originally, coal was the present Santa brought to good children (because, yes, it made good fuel for fire). Naughty children got switches so that their parents could beat them.

Kids today are so spoiled.

Wait, you already have your christmas presents?...

I already bought and got mad at the Xbox version, but I re-bought it on Steam. I will say this: The Multiplayer is a ton of fun, even if the single-player is total shit

Too many words

Duke will always be Duke. Yeah, DNF was a huge disappointing joke of a game, but he's still got a legacy.

Too bad too..... we now know some one did not get the bribe money on time or at all.....

oh well, duke your smug cockeyness will always have a place in my heart.

I actually like the game so far (just got it thanks to steam recently) and I think it's an okay game. Problem is that it took so long just to make an okay game, it would be like if I took 15 hours to make an average sandwich.

Judging by the comments that have been posted, Duke Nukem is eerily similar to Shadow the Hedgehog. Both games were shat upon in reviews, and yet people still like them.
Whether or not Duke holds the same for me is a different matter.

I was going to place a Spy Here photo note behind old saint nick in the second panel. But I'm to busy visiting your mother!

Fine, I'll come out and say it.

I like Nickelback.

Do their songs all sound the same? Yep. Do I care? No.

Some people like having obese woman stand on their face, it doesn't make it any less disturbing.

@m1racle: some poeple actually like nickleback

Not going to lie. I enjoyed Duke Nukem Forever.

@m1racle: Doesn't that count as child cruelty? In any case, at least coal can be used as fire fuel; I wouldn't use a Nickelback cd for a coaster......

Could have been worse; could have been a Dick In A Box- oh, wait......

See, I prefer to think that Santa would give the naughty kids Nickelback cd's.

Yes it does Joe, yes it does.

jo! YOU INFIDEL!!

@Luci: As I recall, they even said they "wouldn't care" if it was good.

i got Portal 2 :D

Well, you can microwave it. It will looks awesome for a few moments.

I enjoyed Duke Nukem Forever for what it was worth.
Wasn't the best shooter (that would be the Prime Trilogy, hands down) ever made, but it was fun. Controls were good on PC.

I actually liked it.

Trading Coal for Coal

Wait why give out Duke nukem forever when you could gift folks Postal 3?

Santas a troll >.>

hey do you know how many souls was offered to me for this game to come out? all they wanted was it to come out noone said it had to be good

Eu sempre pesso é dinheiro! amigo secreto o caralho...