red medic is u haaaaaaaaaaaawt

why is the red medic a prostitute?

Lewis: "Pills here! PILLZILLZPILLZ HERE! PIIIIiIIIiIIiiiIIIILZ!"

@DM1293
They do more damage than they drain. Or at least they used to.

What the hell are those canisters across the pyro's chest, anyway?

@ArmsAreLoud: I think the pyro's name is Pyro-Guy

NOW DOCTOR... NOW

Backpedal and shoot a flare/rocket, morons. >:(

@Doopliss: which doesn't make sense. They're using blutsaugers. You would think it'd be an infinite loop of life-draining.

iSpyCheck: They kinda cancelled each-other out.

Battle medics fail

@ArmsAreLoud: Just enjoy the silliness of a SOLDIER running away from a PYRO. I'm pretty sure even Critrawkets knows how to beat a Pyro with a rocket launcher. Even with compression blasts I've managed to get the drop on a lot of pyros.

@herp derp: Entire team is babies! Look at you with your tiny baby guns! xD

If the Pyro was thinking straight, he would have W+M1'd Critrawkets. Even if CR tried to retaliate he would be killed by the splash, netting Pyro (Pr0ro? Has that guy even been given an official name) the kill. Either that or he would outlive Solly and get the health pack anyways.

Noob Soldier, you run faster with Pickaxe!

The Pyro/Soldier would have little way of knowing how much HP the other has, aside from knowing that they are at least slightly hurt, especially considering it is a baby sized medkit.

I mourn the lost opportunity for red medic pantsu. More cheesecake please!

Might as well make my second shot renegade adept.

Yeah, its not like that Collector Base is corrupted with anything bad...right?

Totally agree. I just finished my 2nd run of ME2 with soldier on hard. This time no collector base for TIM.

They should've had a taunt kill battle >:|

I've noticed alot of people commenting on Medic-chan's . . . . assets

maybe solider was too weak and didn't want to get kill by his own rocket

Love the pyro's pose in the fourth panel... Should be used more often! :D

Wait a sec...
Why are the Soldier and that W+M1 Freak going to the enemy bases?
Shouldn't they fall back into THEIR TEAM BASE???

It's a webcomic, since when does common sense need to.....since when is common sense used in TF2 anyway?

I do believe her legs are in the way.

Looks like those two medics had quite a vampiric night. (Blutsauger is Vampire SMG)

NEED A DISPENSER HERE!

WRONG!
Pyro should W+M1 on soldier, set him on fire and THEN run away. Soldier would die.

Oh man I love the BLU medic in the last panel, that's hilarious

Hadoken vs Self Sacrifice? Nah sod that... RUN AWAY!

i lold

Last panel is what happens to me sometimes. Usually I encounter a Heavy and try to Blutsauger him to death. Last time I tried that, he ate a Sandvich and gave me an uppercut.

@Kerio: Soldier has probably Equalizer or shotty and MAD is very likely.

wait doesn't the pyro have engie?
from the looks of what happen last time only the demo, sniper(?),heavy,xenomorph got killed. so all he needs is a dispenser.

@Kerio: The soldier would probably have been able to get a rocket off (which could easily kill and injured Pyro). I guess he was content to run away rather than risk a mutual kill. Similarly I assume the solider didn't want to be set on fire and doomed.

Sniper Here

why did the pyro run away? in close range, pyro>soldier (especially since he was already hurt)

MEDIC!