What people are saying about "Die Monster"
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Beatman
3 months ago
Richter: ha!!! Castlevania is better then Rebecca black you fiend
Edward:enough talk about twilight have at you!!!!!!! :turns into a puppy: Richter: (whip crack) Edward: (bursts in flames) AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beatman
3 months ago
Edward:perhaps the same could be said out of all haters
Richter:your words are as empty as you are full of sparkles Edward:what is castlevania 'throws glass' a miserble pile of... Of............. ........
Beatman
3 months ago
Die monster you dont belong I'm this world Edward:it twas not by my hand that I am once again givin, sparkles I was called here by teenage girls who wish to pay me tribute.
:richter:tribute!?! You steal girls souls and manipulate Bella you fiend!
Daniel
3 months ago
People hate Twilight for two big reasons. First, it completely throws out what makes vampires vampires. They are supposed to be enemies of man and god. No matter how much sexual subtext is throw in they are always monsters in the end. The second is, Bella is the author's Mary Sue.
6 months ago
Screw Julius Belmont, he's not the original Belmont, TREVOR my good man is! He cracks open heads and lobs axes.
MacFinder
11 months ago
DIE MONSTER YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN GIVEN STAGE I WAS CALLED HERE BY FANGIRLS WHO WISHED TO PAY ME TRIBUTE TRIBUTE YOU STEAL GIRL'S SOULS AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVES PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL MOVIE STARS HAVE AT YOU
[343] lijeu
about 1 year ago
Together, we shall make this the most popular comic ever, forcing the artist to please our twilight demanding ways forever.... huhahahah
BlackZero98
about 1 year ago
Wow, didn't expect the Castlevania reference with the Vampire Killer whip.
the REAL REAL Richter Belmont
about 1 year ago
Actually, you are mistaken as well. It's "words", not "worlds".
"Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"
the REAL Richter Belmont
about 1 year ago
@Richter Belmont: Correction, it's:
Richter: Your worlds are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Xuncu
over 2 years ago
For Count Spark-cula, all that glitters...
*puts on sunglasses* Is not gold. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
RedStormtrooper
over 2 years ago
I know someone who is actually addicted to Twilight.
She thinks Edward is hot. I think Edward could be killed with the Soldier's E-Tool. You want a vampire, go look at DRACULA. That's a Vampire!
Geary
over 2 years ago
@Yeti: Because it's gawdawful, and more people like it that good literature like Metamor Keep and Inverloch.
Drunken Lemur
over 2 years ago
Bobucles, quit spamming, you n00b! I can't even move! BELMONT KEEPS STEALING ALL OF MY CASH!
DK
over 2 years ago
And that's not even the Vampire Killer whip! Just goes to show you how retarded the Twilight series' vampires are.
Bobucles
over 2 years ago
What would make a good comic even better? A little thing I like to call Hydrostorm.
Locutus
over 2 years ago
Lol I just realized that there were sparkles mixed in with the blood. Took me long enough. XD
Sawmbawdy
over 2 years ago
@Somedood, because in twilight they sparkle in the sunlight or something.
AceOfScarabs
over 2 years ago
Someone needs to make this a cosplay skit, have the Twilight guy wear a false head and get a Belmont cosplayer to knock it off with his whip. TAKE VIDS and upload to the Internets, ???, and PROFIT!
I assure that they'll get hundreds and thousands of views before the day is out.
XeonV
over 2 years ago
Team Belmont: 1
Team Edward: 0 Team Jacob: (Next on the list) Team Tepes: Doesn't belong in this comment.
Mr. Pennysworth
over 2 years ago
I dare say, what happened to the good ol' blood-surping vampires of yester-year.
Anywho, Good Show! Now we know he wasn't a vampire because only stakes, holy water, or sunshine can kill vampires.
gfox
over 2 years ago
Why, why, WHY couldn't he have killed her as well. Two birds with one stone FTW. ;_;
Tyler
over 2 years ago
Eh, I don't hate the Twilight series, but I haven't read it.
Still, I can't stand Sir Shovelface. Does he even know what a facial expression is?
it's the 3rd time i see a new comic before everyone without bothering to make a comment
over 2 years ago
there wasn't glitter before
i see what you did there over 2 years ago
It should be also noted that Twilight series are commonly hated by audiences that are not teenage, girly, emo or gay, ergo making one of the Belmonts kill Edward, the trademark of Twilight franchise, is undeniably hilarious in opinion of those people.
Clever, indeed. over 2 years ago
It's funny, because Edward is a vampire and whip is commonly associated with Belmonts, the family of vampire hunters, thus connecting well known Castlevania franchise with Twilight universum.
Anon
over 2 years ago
Hooray for GOOD vampire franchises. Mankind ill needs vampires such as Edward Cullen.
It needs much more Dracula, and also more Kain.
Syl
over 2 years ago
Augh, some guy stole my name and did the whole "first comment" bit. Now I feel sullied. Thanks a lot, other Jordan.
In other news, there is very much win in this comic. It's great how the very internet itself hates Twilight nowadays.
Giggers
over 2 years ago
Thank you. Just... thank you. This comic is a great service to males the world over.
Bobucles
over 2 years ago
SOTN GOTYAY
You can skip the talking sequence. I'd hit start just after running up a hundred flights of stairs, gunning into Dracula's lair, gasping, panting, wheezing, saying only one word. "DIE!"
Jake'm
over 2 years ago
Awesome, the thing's full of glitter and blood, like a happy pinata!
The best thing is, it only took one swipe to kill him, so he'll get a huge time bonus!
Mac
over 2 years ago
You sir, have performed a desperately needed miracle.
You deserve sainthood. Inb4 excommunication.
Pie
over 2 years ago
Fuck yeah! TAKE THAT, SCREAMING LITTLE FANGIRLS!!!
BTW, I was on the Scandinavian Sci-fi convention last sunday, and there was some weirdo from Twilight there (Black guy, whatever his name was)... The whole goddamn place was FLOODED with screaming little twelve-year olds. ALL GIRLS.
Some random guy
over 2 years ago
man edward in the first panel looks like alucard from his 8 bit days or Frankenstein's monster.
Commander204
over 2 years ago
I see this as a bash on the Twilight series. I see a connection there, and I'm happy about that. :)
Mr. Squidon
over 2 years ago
I APPROVE.
LETS MAKE A SCRIPT AND GET THIS ALL OVER AMERICA. THE FAT AND ANTI-SOCIAL WOMEN WILL LOVE IT.
That Guy
over 2 years ago
You actually made Bella kinda cute (in the second panel :|) kudos, you did what a multi-million dollar budget could not.
KM
over 2 years ago
Who cares about the whip. It is all about Alucard Shield and the Shield Rod. It does 255 damage, replenish your life, and makes you invisible. It took me less than 10 seconds to kill Dracula (the final boss) in SOTN.
Dr. Taco
over 2 years ago
Such improper grammar, Jo; Castlevania "DOESN'T" afraid of anything!
Also: she actually looks cute as a cartoon character. Though to be fair, any female that you draw does...
loltwilight
over 2 years ago
My sister and her bf rented Twilight, before knowing how much it sucked.
They only watched it during 20 minutes and returned it that same night to rent a better movie. Proof that EVERYONE hates twilight, even people who don't touch the internet.
Richter Belmont
over 2 years ago
Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind still ill needs a savior such as you!
fixed
Anonymoose
over 2 years ago
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk have at you!
Stickmeister
over 2 years ago
pbbththtbthtbthDAHAHAHAHAHHA
OH GOD I DON'T EVEN PLAY CASTLEVANIA AND I LAUGHED SO HARD (I do know that the main character kills Dracula, though.) Your comics are getting more and more clever, Jo.
Anonymoose
over 2 years ago
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wish to pay ME tribute!
worthless
over 2 years ago
Doesn't. It's supposed to be "and doesn't afraid of anything". Know your memes!
mad sc player
over 2 years ago
awww was hoping for maybe a ptoss arc? plz? another zerg one?? cmon... plz??
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