Nerf NOW!! -- Comments for Mass Effect Reduxhttp://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments.xml2010-06-20T21:49:14ZMr.BubblesComment #81 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#338772010-06-20T21:49:14ZDAT ASSMemoriesComment #80 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#231502010-02-05T12:52:45ZHmm, 'probe launching. probe away' why am I reminded of Ironseed? Is it just me?TrollnonymousComment #79 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#230102010-02-03T05:42:05ZBest part is bangin' the Quarian. Smexy Tali.TDHBMComment #78 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#229712010-02-02T21:06:13ZInfiltrator hereDeadalusComment #77 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#229342010-02-02T08:12:46Z@Devil Dan: <br />
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I thought there was some subtext there... KriegComment #76 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#229202010-02-02T06:08:46ZFar, far easier to do on PC.<br />
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Step one; take mouse off mouse pad.<br />
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Step two; find large, flat surface.<br />
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Step three; Make wideee sweeping motions.<br />
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Step four;profit.JagosComment #75 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#229072010-02-02T05:21:25ZOh look, Eve Online 3 and 4 came out. But why is the main person's name Shephard instead of random wannabe hero #5?EfComment #74 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#229052010-02-02T05:05:19ZSo, did you try and get a relationship with Garrus as female Shep?BobYComment #73 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228992010-02-01T23:40:44ZYou need to mineral scan in order to afford the upgrades you need to survive. If you want everybody to live you need to get basically EVERY ship upgrade.<br />
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ALSO: I'm playing it on 360 because ME1 was 360-only when I bought it, and I was NOT about to rebuy the game and redo everything to play ME2.AltherixComment #72 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228982010-02-01T23:14:47ZWho in their right mind would play ME2 on a console and not a PC?<br />
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Oh yeah, if your computer sucks you would. :PJakeComment #71 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228962010-02-01T21:40:49ZDamn you, element zero. <br />
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Dam you.~DB~Comment #70 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228952010-02-01T21:14:54ZNow Hold on there! Sure Mineral Scanning can be very boring, but dose pay off in the end! Also, Mineral scanning can be much faster on the PC version of the game.. It's only slower on the 360 / PS 3 because of your joystick speed. Ran IjiComment #69 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228822010-02-01T12:27:18ZMineral Scanning is so much slower on the 360 version. I was watching my friend play, and I kept asking him if he had the Mineral Scanning upgrade. My scanning moved about three times as fast on the PC. jsoComment #68 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228812010-02-01T12:05:14ZI didn't find mineral scanning boring, I only found it to be a little slower paced, but I still did way more of it then I needed to in order to get every possible upgradePComment #67 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228802010-02-01T10:37:48ZSadly, no such thing as fem-shep getting it on with either Miri or Jack.Devil DanComment #66 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228762010-02-01T08:40:49Z[url=#user_comment_22863]@Innuendo[/url]: OMG, his plan was to overpopulate the galaxy with those anoying little bastards so that eventually everyone would welcome the Reaper invasion.
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@Daedalus[/url]: I think FemShep can only bang yeoman Kelly Chambers, but the comic is free to take some liberties.DaedalusComment #65 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228752010-02-01T08:30:36ZWait... so girl-shepard can have further lesbian relationships? I though they cut down on them due to some douchy homophobic backlash...J-LinComment #64 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228722010-02-01T06:10:43ZDrooly bored expression is mineNComment #63 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228692010-02-01T03:05:43ZI kinda wish they did the mineral collecting like in Star Control 2/Ur-Quan Masters. That would have been cool. I mean, the whole game already reminds me of SC2.StrangeplayComment #62 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228682010-02-01T02:39:11ZTali, followed by Samara, Garrus, and then silly shit.<br />
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Like scanning ALL planets for Iridium.4tranComment #61 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228672010-02-01T02:36:39ZAs a result of this comic, I looked this up on youtube. Are you shitting me? What were these people thinking? If there were only 2, maybe 5 planets to scan, it wouldn't matter... but I have a suspicion there's a lot of grinding to do. Minesweeper... without the logic and reason.WandererComment #60 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228652010-02-01T02:00:09Z Mineral scanning doesn't really add anything to the game.HurrComment #59 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228642010-02-01T01:34:29ZChoice C) TaliInnuendoComment #58 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228632010-02-01T00:58:36ZNeeded more anomalies. Maybe ones that'd give you a few other rewards, like xp, or credits, or entertainment value.<br />
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"You have found Saren's secret Volus coning facility. Had to start somewhere"TankHunter678Comment #57 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228622010-02-01T00:45:31ZThen again, I found it rather fun to strip mine entire star systems, I figured I was cutting the pirates out of business money for their gear. All the weapon upgrades greatly helped to.TankHunter678Comment #56 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228612010-02-01T00:44:39ZWell, I did not mind the Mineral scanning, though I had imported a decent level ME1 character and had some decent bonuses, after I beat the game on Casual for the story whenever I make a new character off my import I get 50k of all resources, very good for cutting down on mining.PotatoDaddyComment #55 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228592010-02-01T00:09:23ZIt was slightly boring, but I was able to do all the necessary ship upgrades on 2 planets + mission minerals...Mr.WrannComment #54 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228582010-01-31T23:57:31ZSpy hereCommander204Comment #53 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228552010-01-31T22:13:27ZHeh, I almost fell asleep doing mineral scans, but they yeiled me lots of research. :D Gotta say I like the SMG's better than the rifles for some reason. And I still stand with the Quarian for the big choice.
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@Laken[/url]: I know, that sucked cause there were more ore planets than Eezo.DenzoComment #52 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228532010-01-31T21:24:38ZYou Need To Construct Additional Minerals? MalkenComment #51 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228522010-01-31T21:21:40ZErect futa-wang here!schpeelahComment #50 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228512010-01-31T21:01:19ZMineral search, AFAIK, was entirely optional and didn't really give you anything.<br />
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As a side note: I LIKED driving Mako around and did ALL of these collection quests. For fun.<br />
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So ME2 has a big minus for me for replacing a fun minigame with a complete time - waster.schpeelahComment #49 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228502010-01-31T20:57:31ZGuys, WTF? Why are we even comparing these two? First off I havent played ME2, but I hear you get upgrades for it. Last time I checked, you didn't get anything for minerals in ME1 (except maybe for money. I don't know, I never bought anything save for maybe that special unlockable gear at the end.) SwiftComment #48 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228492010-01-31T20:32:42ZPie!LakenComment #47 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228472010-01-31T19:51:59ZI liked the mineral scan at first, I scanned everything I could and wanted to scan more.<br />
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And then I had to get Element Zero.<br />
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That's when all the fun went away.SixTwoSixFourComment #46 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228452010-01-31T18:28:27ZFuta Shepard = Mine? Do I WANT it?AssultTankComment #45 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228412010-01-31T17:15:47ZSPYS SAPPIN MAH MINERAL PROBE!!!BobYComment #44 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228392010-01-31T15:37:12ZMineral Scan>Mako<br />
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I wish they had you searching for deposits, and then having those deposits give you a resource INCOME. The more and better ones you find the more INCOME you get, but you'll EVENTUALLY get the resources you need from just a few of 'em.AltherixComment #43 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228382010-01-31T14:41:30ZSomebody didn't play ME1 or didn't do a refresh course of ME1 before ME2 came out.<br />
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No matter how boring, forced mini game mineral scan is. It pales in comparison to how idiotic and stupid the MAKO was in ME1. <br />
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I'll take mineral scan over the MAKO any day of the week.aratflailComment #42 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228372010-01-31T14:39:11ZI haven't had the chance to play it yet, but for some reason I feel like I'd rather be doing a mineral scan mini-game than just clicking planet after planet to see if there's a "Scan" or "Land" option, clicking a button, reading the top line of text, and then backing up to repeat.MajickComment #41 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228352010-01-31T14:12:27Zwut?! I would honestly pay good money for Mineral Scanning - The Game. Its so fun, but maybe thats just my OCD talking. TrollSharkComment #40 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228342010-01-31T13:17:46ZI didnt find the mineral scanning that bad, however i would like there to be more freaken eezo and platinum deposites! I mean come on! I want the medibay incase upgrading it unlock something more important but the upgrades to everything else that require it and effect me immidiately come first....PTComment #39 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228322010-01-31T12:27:14ZI am yet to play Mass Effect 2, but... but from the way you talk about mineral scanning, I get the feeling that it's worse than looking for minerals in previous game... and I hated that with all my heart, but I needed cash and wanted to complete collection quests.santaComment #38 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228312010-01-31T11:28:38Zjust use a trainer for infinite minerals, makes the game infinitely more fun. CoveropComment #37 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228292010-01-31T11:03:58ZProb Away.<br />
Launching probe.<br />
Prob Away.Prob Away.<br />
Launching probe.<br />
Prob Away.Prob Away.<br />
Launching probe.<br />
Prob Away.Prob Away.<br />
LaunchinUseless0neComment #36 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228282010-01-31T10:56:58ZAlways, ALWAYS get it on with the alien. Human sex has been dine before, it's lame. J.T. Kirk knew that, and so should you.HeavyTankComment #35 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228272010-01-31T10:43:25ZDoctor Ossus-agreed.CakeMakerComment #34 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228262010-01-31T10:11:19ZHey, I found Mineral Scan fun. It was like a retarded minigame I could play after all the fighting and talking i've been doing for the past 3 hours.GIGARComment #33 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228252010-01-31T09:51:06ZHuh, I thought that the mineral scan was awesome :O<br />
Ohwell...Minty Fresh DeathComment #32 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228242010-01-31T09:38:38ZYou know, as dull as the mineral scan can get, compared to the mind-numbing "trawl around random planets that are all mapped the same with numerous cliff climbs in a slow-moving tank" of the first game, it's actually a vast improvement.Platypus Comment #31 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228232010-01-31T09:33:18ZI think excessive mineral scanning is on the verge of killing my second graphics card. I think the first was Sapped by "Excessive TF2 play", back in November. I love extended warranties :D.LocutusComment #30 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228222010-01-31T08:43:58ZNo, right here I see a joystick that looks like a flaccid penis.LocutusComment #29 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228212010-01-31T08:43:04ZSuch an astonishing level of detail and shading right here.MuetankComment #28 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228202010-01-31T08:36:52ZCOWBOY HAT!!!!Wolf the WidowmakerComment #27 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228182010-01-31T08:24:23ZAnd here you see ANOTHER slide of minerals. *click*Wolf the WidowmakerComment #26 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228172010-01-31T08:22:53ZSubject Zero is mine!wierdsnakeComment #25 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228152010-01-31T07:50:22ZDAT ASSGumComment #24 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228142010-01-31T07:41:58ZIt was a lot better than the previous game's Mako and cookie cutter rooms. You could get away with doing very little of it unless you wanted everything.Doctor OssusComment #23 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228122010-01-31T07:16:07ZTali's romance dialogue was just freaking adorable in this game. :3Lemure ZombieComment #22 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228092010-01-31T05:59:40ZReally? Probing Uranus!GrabbinPeelsComment #21 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228082010-01-31T05:48:25ZPOW! (haha)AComment #20 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228052010-01-31T04:29:54ZI hated there is much less weapons and weapon/armor customization.NickComment #19 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228042010-01-31T04:10:58ZIs it true that femme shep can't get it on with the Asari again?ShelbyComment #18 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228032010-01-31T04:00:23ZYou've not enough minerals!<br />
Construct additional pylons!<br />
You require additional vespene gas.<br />
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OH GOD SHUTUPShelbyComment #17 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228022010-01-31T03:58:08ZSpy here... cuz someone had to say it.KareshComment #16 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228012010-01-31T03:55:49ZI actually like the mining every now and then.NickComment #15 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#228002010-01-31T03:53:26ZNerfnow.com Now with hawt minigame action.Kazama SogetsuComment #14 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227992010-01-31T03:45:18ZPew!<br />
Pew!<br />
Pew!<br />
Pew!<br />
Pew!alf0ns0Comment #13 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227982010-01-31T03:39:57ZSideboobs are mine.pertamaxComment #12 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227972010-01-31T03:39:41Zyeah it took a lot of time<br />
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but it was worth the upgrade<br />
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at least u can survive 3-6 seconds more for doing rambo pushes<br />
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NickComment #11 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227962010-01-31T03:25:54ZRemember! It's a trap!<br />
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Mine...RCComment #10 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227952010-01-31T03:22:04ZI agree. The mineral scanning marred an otherwise (IMO) perfect game.nagiComment #9 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227942010-01-31T03:17:53Z37 hours here. Yeah, I took my time.TDHBMComment #8 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227932010-01-31T03:09:05Z':dpertamaxComment #7 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227922010-01-31T03:05:36Zyeah i agree, buth it only took me 21hrs to finish ME2General OmegaComment #6 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227912010-01-31T03:01:11ZBecause it's a squeal...<br />
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Get it?General OmegaComment #5 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227902010-01-31T02:58:30ZEverything in this = mineKeiyaComment #4 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227892010-01-31T02:56:46ZAnd by choices I mean buttsKeiyaComment #3 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227882010-01-31T02:54:53ZMy empty space! Sexy sexy empty space!YjanniComment #2 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227872010-01-31T02:54:37ZMINE.T-RexComment #1 for "Mass Effect Redux"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/244/comments#227862010-01-31T02:47:22Zmine!