What people are saying about "Soldier Pay Day"
Soldier Pay Day
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Anonymous
almost 11 years ago
My only problem with this is the fact he is digging down sea mines in the sand for some reason. Will probably work but seems like a waste.
Fluffy
almost 11 years ago
I briefly wondered if he was cleaning /up/ mines, then remembered he talks to severed heads.
usbfridge
almost 11 years ago
Wouldn't boats be in the water, and not go a dozen meters off the shore onto land?
Bob
almost 11 years ago
Good idea for an arc!
Vorpal
almost 11 years ago
i dint know that soldier also has mine placing skill without blowing it up
Passerby
almost 11 years ago
Happy sentry is happy... and feeling lucky
Just Another American
almost 11 years ago
Forget politics and current events. Post whatever humor your heart desires!
Pokemon Trainer
almost 11 years ago
Green Tuber ♂ would like to battle!
4tran
almost 11 years ago
For once, the "mine" comments are amusing.
hufflerpuffler
about 11 years ago
I can actually see the soldier doing this
Vulpis
about 11 years ago
As far as the guns, thing--I'd be a lot happier if they required a breathalizer and a biometric lock installed on all firearms, as well as a mandatory safety course. I'm fine with weapons owned and used for legitimate self-defense purposes. It's drunks and kids that worry me.
Vulpis
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_268912]@BraveSirJimOfLawl[/url]: You've obviously missed all the Engie-tan innuendo over the years. Jo's alreayd been there, done that.
Vulpis
about 11 years ago
So..basically, Soldier either buys from or supplies Demo? :-)
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_269108]@SpartanXIII[/url] sure, gibe steam account.
Frosty Bubbles
about 11 years ago
What a great way to help America! And maybe I'll put STITCHES in my eyes!
Sunsu
about 11 years ago
Black dragon soldier is not going to do that becaus I already did
Somebody Else
about 11 years ago
The fun thing about this is you can either read it as him laying the mines or removing them.
It's almost a Rorschach test, which do YOU see first?
(I say the removal of the mines)
KenZoe
about 11 years ago
I actually laughed at the 'Mine' comments in the 3rd frame :D
NONE
about 11 years ago
I want to be that dispenser :>
RandomAmerican
about 11 years ago
I think a gun joke would've been fine. Only people concerned about guns in the US are the ones who don't have any business debating them. Do what you want to do we'll love you for it anyways <3
Somefag
about 11 years ago
THAT BUTT IS SO BUTT AAAH
Naumhagatos
about 11 years ago
Lol'd at the MINECEPTION
Nyaan
about 11 years ago
Hey, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with mines is a good guy with mines!
Ashiyama
about 11 years ago
You shouldn't be "afraid" to make whatever jokes you like, Jo. South Park isn't afraid to make fun of whatever they want. If your payday plot continues, you've still got Heavy if you wanna make a gun joke.
Ninj77
about 11 years ago
Come on pals! Let's forget and not fight over silly arguments, so we can focus on more important matters.

Like I'm gonna SLAP DAT ASS!
Araghast
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_269136]@Andrew[/url] Hall No shit, so do bombs and bullets.
Andrew Hall
about 11 years ago
I see an opportunity here to leverage this discussion into something that actually matters:

"Land-mines represent "an insidious and persistent danger" to children affected by war, says a new United Nations report on the impact of armed conflict on children."
Andrew Hall
about 11 years ago
Hey, just like real militarists.
i Can't believe
about 11 years ago
People are being so finicky about the last panel.. it's a joke, goddamit...
T
about 11 years ago
Yay! Guns are the new ponies!
Mech__Warrior
about 11 years ago
Eboreg, chill out. The assault rifle ban was dropped from the bill, so big brother ain't taking your guns. Aren't you more concerned about finding ammo now?
Dan
about 11 years ago
Oh my, a short TF2 arc? After so long? Awesome!
anonymous
about 11 years ago
good work jo! and im the only one so far who noticed that the machine engie is leaning on, is smiling, cause HE HAS THE BEST VIEW IN THE WORLD! ^_^
Eboreg
about 11 years ago
Another thing that p***es me off is that people are going after assault rifles yet assault rifles are already all but banned.
Eboreg
about 11 years ago
Another thing 2033, are you saying we won the Vietnam War and that the Iraqi insurgency is no trouble to us?

Gun activists will also claim that all but one of the spree killings that took place in America happened in a place where law-abiding citizens can't carry their own guns.
Eboreg
about 11 years ago
People don't defend their right to bear arms over hunting. They defend it for self-defense from criminals, invaders, and abusive governments. At Wikipedia, it says, "[The Second Amendment] debates revolved primarily around risk of 'mal-administration of government'...."
Kissamies
about 11 years ago
See? I told you this would happen with all the photo note mines!
about 11 years ago
Jo dodged a bullet here. But not a stickbomb.
Verteros
about 11 years ago
That ass.
Anon
about 11 years ago
Curious if Pyro will be buying fireworks, or a present for someone. Spending money on a Fireworks display for someone would be adorable.
Wut?
about 11 years ago
Is he minesweeping, or minelaying?
That is the question.
Anonymous
about 11 years ago
Okay, what the hell? First soldier has rockets and now he's laying down sticky bombs on the beach? Screw you and your class favoritism, Robin Walker! /joke
Anon
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_269018]@What[/url]: I don't think he judged making it on how offensive it was, more like he just didn't want to deal with a stupid gun argument.
censuur
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_269004]@2033[/url]: Obviously you've never seen an American hunt xD Jokes aside, gun control might also get all the gun nuts to freak out and do something stupid because their sense of security is compromised, the simple answer is rarely correct.
Bobbu
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_269004]@2033[/url] The school shooting behaviour is fed by the media, which instantly makes the shooters celeberties. If you perform a school shooting, your ideology, your personality, your entire lifestory gets broadcasted across the world. You can kinda understand why some desperate fucks grab the chance.
What
about 11 years ago
Oh sure, making a comic about guns would be insensitive and people would be offended. So just makes a comic where a guy puts down fucking landmines on a beach where little babies might fucking explode themselves on them. Logic!
Creed
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_269004]@2033[/url]: 30 deer?
2033
about 11 years ago
the stricter gun control is, the fewer casualties there are
school shootings in germany? all legal gun owners or kid to one and parent left the killer tool laying about

nothing good comes from them.
yes, they are used to hunt. but what the fuck needs 30 shots to take down, besides a classroom?
Tasunke
about 11 years ago
Dem legz !!
Liro Raeriyo
about 11 years ago
are we gonna see 7 more of these? because if so i sure wouldent be disapointed
O-(-'.'Q)
about 11 years ago
"Semi-automatic" as it is being used in current legislation refers to any and every auto-loading firearm on the market, not just assault rifles. This includes almost every handgun except revolvers and single-shot.

If you're going after assault rifles, use legislation that actually targets them.
T.Chicken
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_268963]@2033[/url]: Another Hypocrisy: They even deleted many faulty gun reports on their backed gun companies. I think Penn & Teller should do an episode on it (I know they're libertarian but they at least need to address the bad side of NRA).
Torchman
about 11 years ago
And so, in the 3rd panel, that is how the Pyro was created. The explosion traumatized him for life, and scarred him physically, and the rest is history...
2033
about 11 years ago
I don't understand what's wrong with those NRA idiots - even if they would be allowed to keep their double drum magazines and semi automatic assault rifles...

Tanks? Jets? Bombers? armed UAVs?

that's like shooting spitballs at the death star for crying out loud!!
Black Dragon
about 11 years ago
Soldier's probably gonna use the rest to buy two of every animal on Earth. Then he's going to herd them onto a boat, and then beat the crap out of every single one.
Trolling Nerd
about 11 years ago
Instead of doing the gun joke, you made one with a little kid about to blow up.

GENIUS
about 11 years ago
I saw the comic and I said to myself "The last panel is going to be filled with 'Mine' boxes."

You guys did not disappoint. I love you all, for today.
Alceister
about 11 years ago
Now with 100% more art evolution.
Discrider
about 11 years ago
Inb4 "I like to burn through my money"
Ze spy
about 11 years ago
I'm in the last panel find me I dare you
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about 11 years ago
MINES


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Peter D. Vine
about 11 years ago
It's sad that you might be on to something there, Jo.

That said, I haven't seen anyone pull the "too soon" card on a gun joke YET, so I think you'd still have been good on this one.
Casual Gamer
about 11 years ago
Seems like Valve finally released the techies... oh wait, that's just the soldier.
I see it
about 11 years ago
Dat ASS !!!
4tran
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_268914]@Omninerd[/url] too late :/
Swagner
about 11 years ago
"mine"
Omninerd
about 11 years ago
No one claimed Engie-tan fanservice yet. Whoa.
BraveSirJimOfLawl
about 11 years ago
Naw Jo, didn't you hear? Gays are the hot thing now.
Zach
about 11 years ago
Good work soldier.