What people are saying about "DOTA Japan"
DOTA Japan
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That guy
about 11 years ago
Maybe this version would be remotely enjoyable.
Tarrker
about 11 years ago
Dojin HO!
Black V
about 11 years ago
I readt DOTA as DOTT (Totally more dirty IMHO)
...
and for those that are younger than 50
That's Day Of The Tentacle
Penghaw
about 11 years ago
Rule 63 Kunkka getting "Ravage"-ed by Tide's Maelrawn.
Catz
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250735]@Cattz[/url]: Cattz...? My long lost brother!
Cattz
about 11 years ago
This was actually pretty damn good even though the joke applies to most anything, lol.
manic
about 11 years ago
so...basically League of Legends?
JackDesert
about 11 years ago
@Software 2
ah, when I popped on, it said 30 comments (0 photonotes) on the thing. So I decided to get cute with putting 'Only on' next to Dota Japan and coudln't get the photonote system up.
EnragedFilia
about 11 years ago
@Level 44 Ender Shaman: I use http://kanji.sljfaq.org/ to identify kanji (other than the simple ones that I memorized using http://lrnj.com/). You can either draw the kanji (which requires the correct stroke order) or click "multiradical" and identify its components.
Level 44 Ender Shaman
about 11 years ago
Accursed Moonrace runes, how do I into katakana?
Chuck
about 11 years ago
why is this backwards
Mel
about 11 years ago
League sucks, draw more dota comics.
Daniel
about 11 years ago
Halt! I am Reptar!
Hauptmann Frank Jaeger
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250229]@Wolfzoon[/url] I just want to read comics, is it really that bad?
C:
about 11 years ago
The last panel is actually Jo
Lakitu
about 11 years ago
Silly Jo, you have to write onomatopoeia in katakana.
usbfridge
about 11 years ago
Fun fact: Brazil (Jo's homeland) has the second largest population of Japanese, next only to Japan itself.
Kawaī
about 11 years ago
デス
Mac
about 11 years ago
Translation:
2nd Panel:
Rawr, I am Zilla God!

3rd Panel:
Not so fast, demon of evil!

4th Panel:
*implied tentacle rape*
Software2
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250235]@JackDesert[/url]: Actually, you'll note that the very first note was me claiming the items on the 3rd panel. ;)
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250231]@Rho[/url]: You're new around here do you? Go to google and search for Jo's R34 images.
Some Guy
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250236]@Cele[/url]: Dat's waisis.
3crocs
about 11 years ago
I read it from right to left and it made no sense. What am I doing wrong?
Lien
about 11 years ago
I don't know anything about Dota2, but i am enjoying this comic a lot... :)
mindfaQ
about 11 years ago
sry double, inb4: ramming speed!
mindfaQ
about 11 years ago
Lol Tide and Kunkka.
Cele
about 11 years ago
Oh so funny asians can be so weird... and there's almost always a hentai version of anything
JackDesert
about 11 years ago
oh... photo notes are disabled or something... good call Jo... I like.
Rho
about 11 years ago
At this point, why don't you just with the pretense and make straight soft-porn.

There was no need to put lolJapanese in it. Just draw the porn and don't try coming up with thin excuses.
JackDesert
about 11 years ago
All these comments and not one 'MINE' in sight...
*clap-clap-clap* I'm proud of you all.
Wolfzoon
about 11 years ago
@Nando Rock:
Well as we stricly do not see naughty parts, this still classifies as ecchi.
Wolfzoon
about 11 years ago
@Hauptmann Frank Jaeger:
"the fanbase literally divided itself over its two major source"
"I'm on neither side of this shitfest."
Never go full retard.
Dr.EvilBrain
about 11 years ago
Yep. Manga are right to left, but manhwa are left to right.

W
about 11 years ago
about the orientation (of the comic, not of Kunka) : manga are right to left, but manhwa are left to right, so this one is correct.
I think
about 11 years ago
oh look, another comic of that game that I don't know anything about... so what?
z
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250185]@z[/url]: oh fuck me. i thought you said texts not comics.
z
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250177]@Derp[/url]: You are so wrong. They are either left to right or up to down. Don't talk about something you don't know about.
OMTHUR, SON OF OMKUR
about 11 years ago
I AM PLEASED BY THIS.

BUT WE NEED MORE.

AND BRING THE ALE, I HAVE A THIRST.
Derp
about 11 years ago
Japanese comics are read right to left. Just saying.
TheBaron
about 11 years ago
Sadly, as an anime fan, but not a fan of the game, I actually think this one is hilarious.
-_-
about 11 years ago
didn't get it (until reading translations) but liked where it was going.
Dotaguy
about 11 years ago
@Summoner of Justice.: Hey douche, dota came before LoL. Stop trolling man, not cool.
rqm
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250144]@Typhox[/url] Nihongo ga shiranai is missing a topic marker thus "wa". While Shiru is translated as know and Wakaru as understand, Wakaru actually means "being able to understand" and Shiru is "having knowledge of". Nihongo wa shiranai sounds like "japanese? what's that?"
DOTA Explaination
about 11 years ago
In this comic, Jo has drawn Tide Hunter and Kunkka(the same pair from two comics prior) in a stereotypical Japanese-style. Tide Hunter's ultimate move, Ravage, causes tentacles to burst out of the ground, damaging and stunning everyone around him. This is being depicted as a classic hentai scene.
CatPuncher
about 11 years ago
@Please enter your name.: Why not?
Summoner of Justice.
about 11 years ago
Man, this League of Legends rip off is just terrible. They can't even make a viable ADC. There is no teamwork involved. Just build a brusier and you instantly win.
Bindal
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250154]@Maphysto[/url]: it's dota not lol -.-
Please enter your name.
about 11 years ago
@CatPuncher!: why do you punch cats?
Maphysto
about 11 years ago
Does this have any context aside from "LOL tentacle rape"?
CatPuncher!
about 11 years ago
Want a Dota 2 invite? I have 7 of the damn things on Steam. Steam name is CatPuncher! ( Also had the name Liquid Jerk).
ubertroll
about 11 years ago
Too much Japan, draw more Korea.
Ninj77
about 11 years ago
Well, Jo ol' buddy, I think you finally got it: not matter the type of joke, there's always a 100% safe way to please all the readers (not matter which game they play).

Fanservice is truly universal...'nuff said.
Typhox
about 11 years ago
"Panels should be reversed"
I agree. Really confused me when I tried to read it >.<
But shouldn't it be Nihongo ga shiranai?
Marcusss
about 11 years ago
Panels should be reversed - first in the right and last on the left... or even better 4-koma style (vertical)... :)
(Troll NOW!!)
Stravagante
about 11 years ago
...I don't get it.
There's no more T&A than normal Nerf Now!
Scow2
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250026]@mocer[/url]: The game's effectively released. Just ask for a 'beta invite' on any channel. People are sitting on DOZENS of the things.
Double A
about 11 years ago
Where did all these tentacles come from? Only some kind of tactical gen- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
phoenixneo
about 11 years ago
I do like how you wrote "I do not know Japanese" in Japanese.
acidic tiger party
about 11 years ago
All dem notes on the last panel. All dem notes. Also, handjobs.
wtf
about 11 years ago
wtf is this shit?! i do not understand!
Talderas
about 11 years ago
I also read this right to left. Would have been better if it had been written that way.
Kawaī
about 11 years ago
デス
Hotel6
about 11 years ago
Boy
That escalated quickly
Bellar
about 11 years ago
@Rubick Aghanim:
Bane Ultimate - removes only good enemy player from game for duration.

Don't forget to enfeeble their next biggest hitter and nightmare a stunner beforehand!
Arthur
about 11 years ago
I instinctively read this Right to Left...
Demi
about 11 years ago
And I'm just over here playing LoL.

Still funny shit tho
Turkashi
about 11 years ago
Didn't knew godzilla was Jo's family
Rubick Aghanim
about 11 years ago
If you think that's much, you haven't seen what Bane can do with his ult... I even tested the difference a time ago.
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250033]@Thatguy[/url]: LoL, just lol. So, is it supposed to be a japanese Tidehunter version? Kunkka is way better, though.
Serathis
about 11 years ago
Slightly more playable than the original.
Thatguy
about 11 years ago
I will never look at Tidehunter's ultimate the same way again.... or Kunkka :p
Kunkkachan is best Kunkka xD
Hauptmann Frank Jaeger
about 11 years ago
And before anyone says "But it's because we don't get it." Well, I don't get it but I can always rely on friendly commenters to explain for me and if not I don't hate on the comic. True fans don't fuss over what the author posts.
Hauptmann Frank Jaeger
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_250027]@Bob[/url] Ever since DOTA comics started coming up, the fanbase literally divided itself over its two major source of readers. TF2 fans vs DOTA fans. It got to the point the author has to moderate the comments section from the immense vitriolic hate. I'm on neither side of this shitfest.
Bob
about 11 years ago
Why...there's so many rage in the comments o_o
mocer
about 11 years ago
oh look, another comic of that game that isn't even released, how funny
Zamzoph
about 11 years ago
Hahah... Another Tidehunter/Kunkka joke.... :/
Nando Rock
about 11 years ago
Ecchi Dota or Hentai Dota?
Salem5
about 11 years ago
How do I know that it is a DOTA2 Comic? easy: I don't get it.
bonglord
about 11 years ago
this was literally the worst comic i have ever seen, yeah you went with the tentacle joke, how original.. Are you proud of this shit? terrible, i guess you cant even play dota, scrub.
pervert troll
about 11 years ago
It's not tentacle, it's Jo's multiple penis.
d
about 11 years ago
Hang on, where did those tentacles even come from... that stiched-up line on the Kaiju's stomach?
Pukasz
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_249946]@Rou[/url]: Me too hahahahahaha
about 11 years ago
Actually, Jo's just comforting his girlfriend after her cat, Mr Meat, died; this gives her the courage to confront the asshole Gojirra, who stomped on it.
Future Kunkka
about 11 years ago
DONT DO IT YOU WILL BECOME A MOTHER KUNKKA-CHAN
Rou
about 11 years ago
Damn, I automatically started to read this right to left...
Tidezilla
about 11 years ago
KUNKAAAAAAAAAA
TheCharmingSirBumbleston
about 11 years ago
Suddenly "Ravage" is even more fitting.
KUNKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tzeentch
about 11 years ago
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Ekki
about 11 years ago
HAAAAAA DAE JAPAN IS TEH WEIRD TENTAPORN LOL SO FANNI XDDDDDDDDDDD LE UPBOATS TO DA LEFT GOYZ
Danund81
about 11 years ago
I have. No IDEA. WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!
Tunkka
about 11 years ago
This is the first time I'm not weirded out by my Kunkka/Tidehunter boner.
zeruf
about 11 years ago
finally, a dota2 comic that makes universal sense to those who don't know every little nuance of all 95 heroes
Discrider
about 11 years ago
Best DOTA comic so far.
Atomisk99
about 11 years ago
This sucks, more TF2 Japan.
Your Name
about 11 years ago
Oh Jo
Freelance
about 11 years ago
*Reads Rt to Lft* Hmm... so she fights off the tenticles, issues a challenge with the pointy end of her sword, then tentcle vs girl gets called on account of Godzilla. Then we get a DOTA2 ad. The game has now gotten some interest in me.
Shai-hulud_16
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_249880]@slaughter639[/url]: With suspiciously tentacular avatar!
slaughter639
about 11 years ago
... tantacle fanatic hantaï jo?
kdebones
about 11 years ago
I still think I wouldn't play it to be honest. As bad as the LoL community can get, each time I've tried Dota, it's always been bad. At least in LoL there are some nice people.
ChaosTree
about 11 years ago
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Chase
about 11 years ago
Jo, you got it backwards. In japan, comics go from right to left.

So what actually happened is the comic started with her being tentacled, then she points at him with her sword, then he looks so surprised. She probably just broke up with him.

Ahh Japan.
George
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_249833]@KillerXzow[/url]: Everyone wins!
Sven
about 11 years ago
Gimme my Black King Bar back tidehunter >:C
StephenColbert
about 11 years ago
Don't you watch anime Jo? Shouldn't you be able to pull something out?

Even just "イくううううううううううううう"
Anon
about 11 years ago
私は日本語を知らない!!!
I don't know Japanese!!!
うんファック!オンライン翻訳者!
Yep, fuck! Online translator!
An Onymous
about 11 years ago
As an anime fan, I greatly approve of this comic.
ninj4
about 11 years ago
Cool :) keep it up
O-(-','Q)
about 11 years ago
Somewhere out there a doujin is being made...
Snadzies
about 11 years ago
@dota fan: No exceptions.
EnragedFilia
about 11 years ago
Google translate gives us:
(panel 1)
I don't know Japanese!
(panel 2)
Fuck yeah! Online translator! (plus one more Kanji that I don't recognize due to the tiny font)
lolwhut
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_249820]@dealwithit[/url]: deal with it
Mouse
about 11 years ago
I'd watch it.
2033
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_249818]@Tidehunter[/url]: DAMEEEEEEEE
KillerXzow
about 11 years ago
@Hauptmann Frank Jaeger:

Also true. Anything in Japan becomes tentacle porn (you know it is a joke), even a game like dota. Or a brazilian game based web-comic.
about 11 years ago
Quick! someone need to commission Jo to make the M rated continuation of this comic!
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_249817]@Tkun[/url]: Jo got some action! Aw yeah!
about 11 years ago
@Adam Jensen: You never asked for this, but we do!
Ninj77
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_249823]@weasler[/url]: Would you sir be so kind and translate for the rest of the non-japanese speaking community? And Jo, please feel free to use as much fanservice as you wish. Go on, my friend, you're doing great!
weasler
about 11 years ago
It makes me feel a little better about the past two years of studying this language that I was able to understand that completely without even pausing.
dealwithit
about 11 years ago
this is the reason why dota 2 sucks
Hauptmann Frank Jaeger
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_249801]@KillerXzow[/url]: I just think it's that anything in Japan gets this treatment, regardless of source material.
Tidehunter
about 11 years ago
KUUUUNKKKKAAA
Tkun
about 11 years ago
@Nial Iwakura: That's obviously Jo in a Godzilla suit!
Nial Iwakura
about 11 years ago
So, uh, Godzilla has tentacles now? I'm fine with that.
KillerXzow
about 11 years ago
I see what you did there:

Half of the viewers complain that they cant understand Dota 2 jokes, so you made one noone can understand.

With Fan Service.

You are the best
Software2
about 11 years ago
Godzilla sucks, draw more King Kong!
Adam Jensen
about 11 years ago
I never asked for this.
dota fan
about 11 years ago
Rule 34 dota? Say it isn't so.