@Somedude: Man sounds like what happens in all three of the Dead Rising game!

I'll need to be,careful next time I play it...''slight worry''

Also Catelyn becomes an outlaw zombie queen or something

Jon Snow dies
Robb Stark dies
Catelyn Stark dies
Arya Stark goes to Braavos and becomes blind
Joffrey Baratheon dies(yay)
Everyone thinks Daenerys dies but she actually doesn't
Tywin Lannister doesn't shit gold(also he dies)

I love you all
also winter comes in book 5

Oh no Medusa or Dark Eva has turned them in to stone! ''Gasp'' oh wait it's Shuma Gorath ''But still'' CALL DR STRANGE! THE AVENGERS! THE X-MEN! SPIDERMAN! I DON'T KNOW JUST DO IT!!!!

Kidding...

O.k take care now!

always dies

Nope Theo is alive just under new alias :P

Theon dies end

"Try not to attach to any character" Too damn late for the warning.

But as a north man myself I take great pleasure poking at people in forums that "the only way to take down a north man is by treachery." Thats not a spoiler right?

I'm only really attached to Daenerys and Tyrion. Screw the rest of the cast, those are the only two characters (still alive) that are really interesting and not dicks.

I find this funny since I was done the EXACT thing once by one of my friends.
P.S. I hate spoilers.

HOLY FUCK ENGIE STATUES SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Happy to hear that thanks. Now I can stick with the show and feel safe, if he dies by the end that's ok, a big death can make endings bigger.

One upside is that the characters you hate get in trouble as much as the ones you like.

I wouldnt be surprised if everyine died except varys >.> crafty s.o.b. thats just my opinion :P

@mista: I don't think this is a spoiler but I can confirm the imp is still very much alive at the end of book 5. If he's going to die i'd expect it to be at the very end of the whole series

If the Imp dies I will drop the show forever and ever.
I'm not intentionally looking for spoilers about it but if I ever confirm that they will really kill him in the show I will drop it at once.
Still hoping they'd keep him alive in the show regardless of whatever happens in the books.

I think she is a fan of....




Joffrey Baratheon (I know he aborted kittens but think Draco Malfoy).

I know what you mean, my dad is a big fan of the series and I spoiled a big part in the exact same way. Felt super bad cause it was his favorite character as well :|

@Ser Gurm: Uh Tyrion doesn't die, don't purposely confuse people...

You guys are making things out a lot worse than they really are. Think positive guys, Tyrion is still alive for most of book 5 and Jon Snow isn't getting written out since the song of ice and fire is about the bastard Stark/Targaryan.

@pygmalion I see what you did there. /approve.

Hmm, one Engie referred to the other as "Engie". How in blazes do they differentiate between the two in everyday conversation?
"Engie!"
"Yeah?" "What is it?"
"Er, I meant.. er.. hell with it, where's the maid?"

@John Snow: I dunno, I got a vibe that something was going on behind the scenes. We've already seen a few twists on what we thought we knew so who knows with this.

The cool thing I heard was that the writer of the books already told the director of the tv series how it ends, just in case something bad were to happen to the writer before he finishes the last book.

The only character to be attached to is Winter. Because, y'know. "It's coming."

*yawn* I never have been that bothered by spoilers--even if you know what's going to happen, the fun is in seeing how and why it happens, and how it's written/acted/whatever out.

Tyrion Lannister is best character.

Sadly I die....

Wanna hear a spoiler? SOMEONE DIES HORRIBLY

tyrion kills his dad? nice

@primarch359: Yeah that was the part where I was like "okay I'm done." I read a bit further, but I realized that after that event all I really wanted was for all the remaining surviving characters to be killed by dragons or ice zombies, and neither of these events appeared to be happening soon.

@hitboxmaster
please skip book 5 I want to see the series finished

If Jonb Snow dies, i gonna personally murder GRR Martin

@Spoilers Are Fun: It's more of a political novel series really. The death is just more permanent.

I'd hit it. Twice.

@Denial: I got bad news for the residents and former residents of Winterfell. Bad news.

What are you talking about, the purpose of Sean Bean in your story is to die unexpectedly part way in.

Anyway he is clearly referring to Theon Greyjoy, that one is never coming back for sure!

You mean Robert Stark ?

My interest for GoT instanly dropped when they killed Sean bean -_-

@Eculc

Are you sure you want to know? Half the fun of the books is seeing how your favorite characters get viciously murdered.

At first I thought that it was some sort of SCP comic...

Sayorain: They went into it pretty thoroughly as to why Snape killed Dumbledore. He was dying already and they were forcing Draco to do it to prove his loyalty. So it was just easier to let it happen and fool Voldamort into thinking he was winning as his organization crumbles around him.

Yeah, from what I hear it's kind of an "everyone dies" type of franchise.

@Nil Let's say...*not* viciously murdered.

"who from the original cast is alive"

Define "alive." That line gets fuzzed a bit.

Ok, no need to tell me who died. Just tell who from original cast is alive by the end of book 5?

I keep ending up in the same situation. And it could be absolutely anyone. It's very hard to troll people with GoT since saying "Oh, just wait until [character still alive in book 5] dies!" might be true (or is a character they don't know yet ¬.¬)

What? So more likeable characters are gonna die?!
They already killed of my favorite (Sean Bean)!!!
How can they let this happen!!!

It's not a spoiler if the original work has been around for years and you didn't take the opportunity to read it. Goes with every other thing in the world.

The most important thing is to never get attached to a helicopter pilot. Damn things always get shot down.

It's never intentional when it happens, but a similar situation happened when I told a friend that Death Note wasn't as fun to read once L died.

The genre determines everything:
If it's a tragedy, you must assume either all the cool people die, or everyone dies.

GoT is a tragedy, I think.

I got attached to Sean Bean and Drogo.

It didn't end up very well.

You know, I'm not supposed to tell you all this, but Darth Vader is TOTALLY Luke Skywalker's father.

Get attached to no one... if there is a reason to care about a character, they're doomed. It's just going to take a while longer for some than others. If he's setting up the "darkness before the dawn" that many fantasy novels build up to, then it'll be pitch*fukkin*black by the end.

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.

"But a tip, try to not get too attached to any character. :)"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The Red wedding literally made me HATE GRRM

Robb Stark? Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister? Tywin Lannister?

Which one was it?

oh wait

This is the reason I dislike Goblins webcomic...

QUICK! While Engie is petrified! KIDNAP!

Everyone dies. If the character is likeable in any way, they will die. If they are a complete scumbag they have a slightly lower chance of death. If you have not established that pattern by the end of the first book you weren't reading the same GoT I was.

@Mancs
With strange aeons...

I think you have been taking them too much for granite lately.

You don't break a marriage oath without making a few enemies.

@Mancs: But rises again, harder and stronger.


And I've read all the books too. It's SO HARD not to spoiler when chatting idly with people.

DAMN IT SNAPE. WHY DID YOU KILL DUMBLEDORE?

I'm in the same position. I've read the books and loved them but can't stand the TV series. This leaves me pretty much unable to talk about it with people who have only seen the TV series for the reasons shown in the comic.

When so many die you cant really call it a spoiler if you say that a person dies... It really depends on when and where :P

SHHHHH I just started watching Game of Thrones. I ended season 1 today.

I saw it coming from a mile away when I started reading the books a few years ago. He was to damn nice and full of honor to NOT die in that book.

And like Platypus said that anybody watching or reading that series should just be ready for everyone to die somehow. It's worse the Harry potter.

What is dead may never die.

Mr. Martin seems to love making his characters lives a living hell. People watching HBOs GoT should just be ready for every character they love or even remotely care about to be killed in the most hideous method possible.

The colour between tentacle is uncoloured D: