Toppledge
The Party Never Stops

My circle of friends is stretched in several stages of Diablo now, and this made me make alts to every one of my slower friends.

Eventually, I use one of the low-level alts to party with other low level people and WHOOOOPS, now the low level alt isn't so low level anymore.

And I'm light-weight. I mean, I'm not even on Act III yet...