Hey, ME3 online is amazing; it's like TF2 is supposed to be -- all of the teamwork.

Another joke that Mass Effect 3 is the worst game because the "ending was stuped, dosent make sence and U ONLY PIK THRE COLARZ HARHARHAR" One of the 99% people who hate the ending from a video game. Why.

I keep on looking at those pictures of meat and getting hungry for meat :(

Are you expecting Guild Wars 2? If so, can you do a comic on it?

I used to be a bbq chef like you...

@Tkun: Sounds like a land of milk and honey to me.

with such argument, I can say that you are or a teenage girl or a good troller, anyway you are welcome to try bitch

as a brazilian, you should shut up unless your name is jo. in which case I would like to have your babies.

as a brazilian, i can say, everyone is wrong, in this kind of barbecue, you eat everything you can, of course, choosing only good stuff, and as I can see Jo thinks Diablo 3, Skyrim and Dawnguard are stuff worthy to try

I thought you moved on from Mass Effect jokes? At the very least, the multiplayer's fun.

@wkz: (cont.)

Even so, people who cry about the AH are lame crybabies and those who will use it are losers who can't play. Real men play the game without buying power. Especially one easy such as Diablo 3 (normal mode). People who would buy gear most likely don't have the skills to clear inferno.

@wkz: (continued)

But to those losers who buy, it will provide them a safer mean than the china people.

The issue being that YOU WON'T EVER NEED TO USE IT TO FINISH THE GAME.

One reason I don't like it would be PvP imbalance in the future. Unless you are paired against people of same gear.

@wkz: The Diablo III AH. Now I wonder... The problem is that some people who cry about it will most likely use it... Personally, it doesn't affect me the least. Runes are not drops anymore, you level your artisans through monetary compensation and crafting, books only make the process faster.

... ... ... much better than shady China gold farmers IMO.

Blizzard have the balls to actually try to cripple one of the most powerful conglomerates of online gaming by providing a legal recourse, and there are... complaints?

... and guys, note that the D3 shop is there. Just like the shops in my nearby shopping arcade.

Oh my, they're "forcing" me into the shop with their bright colored signs and all!! *GASP*

All the kids who want to have fun... will have fun.

Enjoy arguing, I'll had fun with D2 and torchlight, and I believe I'll have fun with D3 and Torch2.

ESPECIALLY SINCE the apparent big negative of D3 (cash shop)... I'd be ignoring it. Doesn't seem so bad at all.

All the kids who don't know what made Diablo 2 a great game will try out Diablo 3, but every real fan already know how bullshit this version will be. Besides the team behind Diablo 1 and 2 works on Torchlight and the team who developed .....cough WoW are working on Diablo 3....Greedy bastards.

Torchlight 2 will be way better than D3.

@Geary

Sums up my experience with Skyrim as well.

It's more focused on quantity than quality it seems.

Need to stfu about mass effect already

Guild Wars 2 is gonna be my dessert!

@Korey I think it's more that there's tons of stuff to do, but all that stuff is the exact same thing with different models and a different color magic.

Derp. (Continued)
NOPE! Too bad! You get preselected stat increases and you don't get to choose what abilities you want to get! Also, have some awful voice acting and immersion breaking dialog with that as well. "My hatred is too low."

Jo, I suggest waiting for a game that you actually play, not a game that plays itself for you, like Diablo 3 does. Want to build your character to make them unique?

Meh, Diablo 3. Would you like some CNC4-style always-on DRM with that? No? Too bad.

Hopefully Torchlight II is fulfilling, considering I just preordered it.

Damn. I need some bbq.

This is a very good analogy of what is going on.
Dont forget about Torchlight 2 though. It should be the sausage links in the freezer.

Torchlight 2

@KingPopadopalus: Meh, they show a lack finesse or depth.

I love the political food notes, they're hilarious.

Also, Dat Meat.

Fus Ro Dah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Arcc: If you ever come to Brazil go to one of those "churrascaria rodízio" That means that you pay a fix tax and they will bring meat non-stop until you give up!

depending on how the add-on 'explains and expands' the ending, i'm holding off on any DLC for cash.

you broke my heart bioware: thanks to you, i'll *never* be able to love again...

@Shadow12000 Dawnguard isnt a Xbox exclusive. Its just that Xbox will receive it first.

Yeah I'd love to get the Dawnguard DLC. Too bad I bought the game on PC and it's an Xbox exclusive.

Why is everyone so excited for Diablo 3? I mean sure its an ok game but its avarage at best.. Diablo 1 was really amazing for its time but even Diablo 2 was avarage at best.

@sx: Torchlight 2's a poor man's Diablo?. Hah. Which of the two has mod support, LAN support and can be played offline?. Which of the two has whored its soul to put a store with items paid with real money and forced players to pass in front of it?.

Diablo 3 has soiled the name, like CoD.

To continue the metaphor, the ME3 DLC is a complimentary serving of a dessert you didn't like. Different colour of sauce of course.

Diablo III is delicious, but you are only allowed to eat while on the phone with the restaurant. When the restaurant or the line is too busy you can't have any.

oh well thank gods you haven't played Amalur, this shit is massive and they've already released two story DLCs for it... This one fits the metaphor way better than skyrim does.

@Yawus:
Oh! i didin't know that!
Thanks for the information!

Diablo 3 will OWN my time for a great deal of time, and I look forward to it. After I got to play with the game a bit, I am very excited to get the full game in my hands.

@Great Biotic Wind: that's certainly the way it seems. Hundreds of hours of great gameplay, but infinite whining about 10 minutes of ending.

I entirely misinterpreted the meaning behind this comic. The only way I ever have enough food on my plate is at the all-you-can-eat. I'm 150 pounds, 1% body fat, and I walk away from restaurant challenges hungry.

Really? It has been almost two months. Chances are you would get over many IRL events at this point. It almost feels like some people actually *enjoy* being butt hurt about Mass Effect more than anything else.
Or did BioWare eat your cereal?

Well I am glad there was commentary for this one because otherwise I wouldn't have a damn clue what is going on.

@Adeptus Enginus: Mod support != staying power. The first Torchlight has mod support as well; yet the community is small, and downright miniscule compared to Diablo's playerbase.

@randomdice: Bethesda signed a contract with Microsoft back during Fallout 3. They release the Xbox 360 DLC roughly 30 days before PS3/PC versions. Timed exclusivity isn't anything new, but there's a whole lot of hubbub going on about it.

@sx

You realize Torchlight 2 has mod support, right? It has WAY more staying power than Diablo 3, or any Diablo game, because the content will literally last as long as the community does.

@Hyperstar96
He's not, see in the picture. Jo have a hard time 'eating' Skyrim while Bethesda presents the ribs.

Jo, you are insulting garbages with Mass Effect.

@MyCookie: Torchlight 2 is a poor man's Diablo. You will play through it once or twice and be done with it. There's nothing wrong with that, and you will get more than your money's worth in gameplay; but it's half a sandwich while Diablo 3 is an endless buffet you'll be putting weeks and weeks into.

Torchlight 2 is also around the corner, given the choice, many would choose the indie title. AAA studios and publishers have burned too many too much.

Just gonna say Guild Wars 2. More of a game than the grindfest/dungeon crawl that D3 is going to turn out to be

But, only in xbox360 the blog says.
why?

@Korey: I didn't get the impression that he hated Skyrim at all, just that the sheer amount of stuff to do was overwhelming and that more DLC on top of that was too much.

Cooking meat on a hand-cranked spit? Are we sure Engie still qualifies as an engineer? That thing should be motorized by now--there's just no excuse for it!

Just a "waffer theen" mint! Aw, come now.. it's "WAFFER theen"..

Soooooo he hates it because there is too much to do. That totally a good reason to hate a game.

@Kraken: Really now, how can you back that up? Have you even played the game? Well aside from the DRM thing, thats true.

I don't get it... is he complimenting the DLC or insulting it?

Mass Effect : ouch ! (probably better pictured as a cake with vomit icing)

eh dawnguard is if you have skyrim for 360, the ps3 and PC will have to wait a month after the 360 launch for our turn so there is still plenty of time do finish digesting :)

Too bad Diablo3 is a dumbed down game riddled with shitty always-online DRMs and Real Money AH.

Poor mass effect.

Skyrim: GOTY - Also known as Skyrim: The version worth $60

You deny ribs?

First!