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PieceofPiss
about 1 year ago
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Sergio
about 1 year ago
You shuold keep a diary or journal of your own of all your great ideas so that you'll have them all in hand when you need to recall them later (to put together a startup, for example) instead of wracking your brain trying to recall all those great ideas you had.
To
over 1 year ago
Her body was very well done in the last panel
somethingsomething
over 1 year ago
i've seen to much hentai to see where this is leading
Huhurdardaragagagaggougoug
over 1 year ago
Can't wait for update. COME ON 3some
Zombie
over 1 year ago
Oh it rises alright. ;3
Leandros
over 1 year ago
The Codex Astartes does not support this threesome.
Ninj77
over 1 year ago
@RoderickBR: Nope, the only reason for today late update is because drawing a hot, sexy threesome scene can be quite difficult. That or he got his "tentacle" full at the moment, indeed.
over 1 year ago
@RoderickBR: And trying to get rid of the mess :)
over 1 year ago
@Nicholas Fleck: Considering he didn't update today, I assume bloodbath.
over 1 year ago
The fire rises Jo the fire rises
over 1 year ago
This can only end in two ways. Threesome or bloodbath. Either way it should be pretty cool.
Brainwright
over 1 year ago
Mmm, threesome.
isaac
over 1 year ago
It may not be wat I think it is but I'll keep thinking it
Temperjoke
over 1 year ago
This scene seems awfully familiar....
Ninj77
over 1 year ago
And tomorrow night, all the pleads and wishes from Nerf NOW fans will finally be answered: a totally HOT THREESOME!!!! Now that's what'd a call an epic fanservice, indeed!
over 1 year ago
Request Engie-tan's yandere face.
Bill
over 1 year ago
@Awesome Possum: It's Jo's hat.

It's not as awesome as mine, shame Tank got my blood all over it! Damn you Tank!
2033
over 1 year ago
engie should've dropped her toolbox and reveal chekhov's rifle.
Alex
over 1 year ago
With her tentacled hair, isn't Maid a harem in herself, from one tentacle's viewpoint?
Zodbones
over 1 year ago
spilled ink doing what?? o.O

also @ Notere yee make a good point about her having no tail O.o wuhy no tailz???
reason
over 1 year ago
@Notere: Jo is Lift-her-Tail's Tail long story about sheogorrah cursing her tail to be sentient and purple.
Besides what about the OTHER women Engie could have stay with, like the zerg.
Sebb
over 1 year ago
Oh shit, will the maid survive?
You will know in the the next exiting episode of NERF NOW
Obby
over 1 year ago
@the1andonly joe:
because of: harem, tsundere engie, protagonist getting in an awkward situation with random female right before the tsundere walks in.

Also, in before "SAAIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Foolish
over 1 year ago
Jo you better bang that maid already!
Notere
over 1 year ago
Lifts-Her-Tail isn't lifting, or she doesn't have a tail. LIES.
An Onymous
over 1 year ago
@Ninj77: with a maid like that can you blame him?
Ninj77
over 1 year ago
@Juan: Well, it's a common fact that 1 out of 5 tentacles suffer from premature ink-ejaculation.
Juan
over 1 year ago
@Serathis maybe that ink has something to do with the fact he's a tentacle?
nanosheep
over 1 year ago
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.

THREESOME!!
Serathis
over 1 year ago
Come on. Everyone knows no on uses ink anymore!
over 1 year ago
he IS a tentacle monsster after all
Dusk
over 1 year ago
@DUN DUN DUN: What do you mean? I dont see any anal
Passerby
over 1 year ago
Engie becoming flame atronach in 3... 2... 1...
Teddy Roosebelt
over 1 year ago
@DUN DUN DUN
His name is Jo
ckay1100
over 1 year ago
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!


























































[ze engineer is a spy!]
DUN DUN DUN
over 1 year ago
Rut-roh! Tentacle's in deep S#!T.
over 1 year ago
@An Onymous: TFS fan much?
Saxton Hale
over 1 year ago
there there have an eagle
Flyinghawk
over 1 year ago
@Awesome Possum: It's Jo's hat on her
Credit2Team
over 1 year ago
My Computer freezes when it tries to load nerfnow, I think it's going into awesomeness overload.
Awesome Possum
over 1 year ago
How come the maid's hat changed from the second panel to a barrette?
GhostlySpy
over 1 year ago
The Plot both thickens and rises, if you know what I'm saying
Elia Moroes
over 1 year ago
I've seen enough where this is going to know hentai ...
An Onymous
over 1 year ago
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
the1andonly joe
over 1 year ago
huh, i have been watching zero no tsukaima for the past two days straight, and its essntialy this. with magic. and explosions. and clingy jealous girls. actualy, thats all the same person.
but anyway, this made me think of it.
i wonder why?
BV
over 1 year ago
@T Chicken:
Meet Engie, a 29 year old construction worker...
Tzeentch
over 1 year ago
OH HO HO HOLYSHIT
I hope for a threesome, chances of that happening are really low though.
over 1 year ago
@Alex:

Argonians are mammals, despite their weird biology. The jury is still out on the tentacle.
Alex
over 1 year ago
May be it was already mentioned, but isn't Tentacle biologically closer to Argonian than to human?
Also, nice touch beret ending up on Maid's head.
Teddy Roosebelt
over 1 year ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Vulpis
over 1 year ago
Sentry going up!
Truth
over 1 year ago
@Nerfnow: It's not the maid I'm worried about. Catfights are awesome to watch. I'm more worried about that poor misunderstood tentacle monster bound to get caught in the crossfire!
Gamesman
over 1 year ago
When I saw the last frame the first thing that entered my head was Engie turning green swelling up 3 times her size and shouting "ENGIE SMASH!!".
Your Name
over 1 year ago
Not sure if Engi is going to kill him, or cry and ran away...

BTW, i hope i'm wrong. These are the most overused reactions to this kind of scene.
Shale
over 1 year ago
He's a tentical, probably of an octopus, which spray ink....yeah spilled totally, nothing to do with the new smexy maid.
I like maids eyes better in the 'lusty argonian maid' pages, they look a bit to bland in this arc.
Acacia
over 1 year ago
Why is she wearing a maid cap in panel 2 and a beret in panel--oh hohoho!
Rubexbox
over 1 year ago
And cue the gunfire. Or Engie being permanently dropped as a character.
Sukudo
over 1 year ago
i want that maid
Zack
over 1 year ago
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
over 1 year ago
This will end well..
for us at least.
Red
over 1 year ago
What... a delicate situation
a hamster
over 1 year ago
ENGIE vs JO-tan gogogo
L4D Director AI
over 1 year ago
Lets pause here a moment. Excuse me Engie-tan this is a closed set. Please wait your turn.
Tkun
over 1 year ago
She could use some atomic rage now or use the most powerfull weapon a female can unleash: run away in tears
pong
over 1 year ago
maid stole his hat
herr Zodiaci
over 1 year ago
ach, looks bad for the both of them. I see turrets in the future.
over 1 year ago
I think this looks like a lyric from "Guilty Conscience" by Dr. Dre and Eminem.
She Trip, fell, landed on his D**k!
over 1 year ago
The question is not if the plot thickens or if does it rise.

The question is: will it blend?
DeltaCrow
over 1 year ago
I hope you don't let go Lifts-Her-Tails after this, she's been such a sweet char on this, and we still need someone to keep the house clean, let both her and Engie stays, of course after a good dose of laughs, drama and Jo's tentacle fun!
Altherix
over 1 year ago
Well, the next episode shall be interesting, although most plots like this end very predictably.
Terak
over 1 year ago
AWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAH
M.A.D.N.E.S.S
over 1 year ago
Ladies,geeks and gentlemen - we are in dire crisis ...

*Que dramatic music*

The battery for the camera ... is drained. Someone has to GO GET THE RECHARGER.

*Horror music*
TheLegendaryRPG
over 1 year ago
So what did those two people do when Engie_tan wasn't there?
zeruf
over 1 year ago
what we can't see is jo tripping lifts-her-tail with one oh his apendages
over 1 year ago
I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going...
I see U
over 1 year ago
Chibi engie-tan is chibi. And jo is really an evil purple tentacle.
Emytzu
over 1 year ago
"The plot thickens... but does it rises?"

...I se what you did there. xD
over 1 year ago
What... a lucky tentacle...

Dammit Jo...
Bob
over 1 year ago
"This isn't what it looks like!"
USAF_Son
over 1 year ago
Has anyone else read Love Hina?
Darkstar
over 1 year ago
Its wrenching time
Isen
over 1 year ago
... go on ...
over 1 year ago
Just remember, it is all fun and games till Engie gets the wrench.
YippyayayMF
over 1 year ago
*increased
YippyayayMF
over 1 year ago
Argonian + tentacles = AWESOME!!!
*One hand incresed*
Rotomay
over 1 year ago
Isn't Engie also Shepard. Thus into that sort of thing?
over 1 year ago
I think I found out how Tentacle Jo got his nourishment:

http://vimeo.com/35121497

YARRRRRR!!
vash_ts
over 1 year ago
DAT PLOT :E
Davtwan
over 1 year ago
Fate: *hacks loogie* Yeah, I wanted to make sure that there's more misunderstandings so everyone can feel petty on a douche level when they look back on this years later.

Oh and that Anon over there? Totally have cancer planned for him.
Guest
over 1 year ago
so classic :D feels a bit 90210
:3
over 1 year ago
@Nerfnow: kiin you forgot a i
SOPA
over 1 year ago
@Haisen Doors are overrated.
Haisen
over 1 year ago
Does nobody have doors in this universe?
Zev
over 1 year ago
Why exactly is the maid wearing the beret in the last panel instead of Jo?
Foxy
over 1 year ago
Why hasn't Engie tried staying with Heavy and Mini Medic?
Chaos
over 1 year ago
This can only get better.
over 1 year ago
@Truth: Yeah, but who is to say the Maid isn't duvahkin? :)
Truth
over 1 year ago
Jo, I'm serious.

You should not introduce competition when dating a woman who BUILDS GUNS AND GUN SUPPLIES FOR A LIVING. IT IS A COLOSSAL, TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

Unless she's into threesomes. Then it might be OK. BUT FIND OUT FIRST.
Noob
over 1 year ago
First right after you
anon
over 1 year ago
ohh this is exciting! who's going to say first?