What people are saying about "Dirty Tactics"
Dirty Tactics
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Sjcodan
over 12 years ago
Man, I distrust origin so hard, I bought BF3 for 360, and I'm a PC gamer. yeah.
Zombuggy
over 12 years ago
I dont know about you, but i think steam looks alot hotter with the apron, then the bikini
Elvenwoman
over 12 years ago
HeavyTank

Games at retail, often drop faster then stores like steam or orgins. Not counting 75% off the first week. Retail can sometimes be cheaper then steam prices, even when on sale. Orgins and steam to me, are just drm. Only steam may add useful benfits. Which are not useful to me.
HeavyTank
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_89846]@Serathis[/url] Um, what?Who buys big retail games there anyway?Zavvi.com was here.
TheVampirate
over 12 years ago
@lily: she also took off her hat, coat and shoes totaling 6 out of 8 clothing items off.
Back on topic, Origin has virtually nothing compared to steam. origin is more like the random booty call you only go to when you cant get it anywhere else.
LillySatou
over 12 years ago
4 pieces of clothing.

2 of them are off.

"75% off!"

?????????
Einhander
over 12 years ago
What the. I'm pretty sure the background of the 3rd panel was dark before.

Did Jo edit this again?
Steven Robinson
over 12 years ago
. . . More like 90%.
Len K.
over 12 years ago
HOTTER THAN MY SISTERRRRR
Pervert
over 12 years ago
Fucking Ass rape time! I will plow that into the ground!
Wraith
over 12 years ago
Oh Steam, you don't have to take 75% off for me to love you even more.

Course, I won't argue if you want to >:3
Holy fuck
over 12 years ago
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1861

LOOK JOE

YOU'RE IN THE GAME NOW
T.chicken
over 12 years ago
First Edit: Steam is holding clothes.
Second Edit: Mullet for Origin was added.
The eye that never sleepeth
over 12 years ago
I've learned to steer clear from EA. Those fuckers can't be trusted.
Thanks to their personal monopoly over sports games that sort of games see zero developement. Also banning people from singleplayer games.
EA sports games go for 5$ for a reason.
CmmdrRosh
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_89871]@ManWhat[/url]: There's needs to be a cat-fight somewhere if it keeps up
Manwhat
over 12 years ago
catfight ... 100%
Software2
over 12 years ago
GAH! Jo, why did you add the mullet back in? D:
Serathis
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_89843]@HeavyTank[/url]: Bitch please. http://img.techpowerup.org/090717/Capture026.jpg
HeavyTank
over 12 years ago
Yep.Steam's always been there for me, and we have a nice, stable relationship that's lasted for now almost 4 years..
Origin may be new and hip and have ONE game that I might like, but she's incredibly jealous and will spy on you all the time.
I could never cheat on Steam <3
azith
over 12 years ago
This is so going to end in a three-way.

and steams hair is a platinum blond obviously!
Random Internet Person #13242452
over 12 years ago
Valve is an independant company, which makes them a better operator of a service like Steam. Ditto for Good Old Games; they don't have some corporate overlord dictating policy. They've got their customers and themselves and that's it. Thus, these two will ALWAYS be better until that changes.
Daniel
over 12 years ago
It's sexy because it's true.

I MEAN FUNNY!
Y U NO
over 12 years ago
like steam's hair... its supposed to be steam.. and if you've seen enough anime grey/silver hair doesn't = old
CmmdrRosh
over 12 years ago
The amount of attacking from the Steam people is staggering, almost becoming sad really

Didn't Steam have the argument against it in the past?

I really gained nothing from having Steam on my computer, and neither does Origin.....it's just kinda there
Armetron
over 12 years ago
Great comic, yet again, however do you think you could add some color to steams hair, it keeps making me think she is a very old woman ~shivers~
Halv2
over 12 years ago
(looks at sale) Yowzas. (gets out wallet)
and Happy Birthday to the big guy who made this possible.
Schrikvis
over 12 years ago
Well if the boob-sizes are related to the game library then I think you should enlarge steam's "pride".
isaac
over 12 years ago
Clever marketing
Shtorovchan
over 12 years ago
But Steam also has F2P games, so shouldn't she also remove that bikini aswell?
lizzardtong
over 12 years ago
it`s gabe newell birthday today?! well then, happy birthday gabe for all the great things you did

to the comic: awesome comic, in fact all these comics here are awesome
Swissaboo
over 12 years ago
I dislike Steam so I WANT to like Origin, but EA has certainly made it hard. Yeah, I'd take a Huxleyan dystopia over and Orwellian one.
Rincewind
over 12 years ago
I love Steam-tan big big library of games!!!
Someguy
over 12 years ago
Also it's gabe's birthday! Happy birthday big guy!
over 12 years ago
How can you be mad at origin when she looks like THIS! :3
Stoic
over 12 years ago
It's a little sad to see the name Origin used for this. Origin in gaming used to mean legendary titles such as Wing Commander and Ultima.
Fuzzy Sam
over 12 years ago
Come visit the "Saucy Hippo". It's Wing Night! And the strippers are half off, and you can pick which half.
HolyHand6renade
over 12 years ago
I still run BF3 through steam so i can browse the web during respawns.
Elitist
over 12 years ago
Still no battle.net-tan?
Talking Bidoof
over 12 years ago
Nice to see that prostitution is both legal and advertised in the mail where Gamer lives, apparently.
Nyxilis
over 12 years ago
For those that say Origin will improve, well technical wise they will probably clean up but EA has never been awesome to customers, ever. Ignoring all the destroying of old companies they love DRM and control. They wont try to entice you either, they'll make you with exclusives or restrictions.
spawnof2000
over 12 years ago
EVIL GENIUS!!!
over 12 years ago
I hope origin dies horrible death.
Dusk
over 12 years ago
Let's see, Origin which is pushing a much bragged game in a genre I think is killing the industry, or Steam which just gave me Evil Genius for $2.50.

Going with Steam :p
BowlerHatMan
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_89585]@VioletZero[/url]: And Steam doesn't spy on your system. Origin can go fuck itself until they come up with a sane EULA.
BarGamer
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_89571]@Cheese[/url]: I think she's showing 75% skin.
VioletZero
over 12 years ago
Steam is older, experienced, stable and more reliable. Not to mention a huge library of games. And a juicy sale every year.
Derpadoo
over 12 years ago
It's not just the library that sucks on Origin, it's the interface itself. They can't blame poor design on being new, since they have such a good template to rip off.
FoxyGrimReapess
over 12 years ago
I'm only going to say this because I spoke with other Steamers about this. Origin is going to suck for the first few years. This is because Steam has been out for YEARS now, and they have a vast library for that one reason alone. EA shouldn't have taken so long for this. Copy Cats.
Cheese
over 12 years ago
Steam-tan's bikini needs to be 75% off. (smirk)
Jetpack
over 12 years ago
Did she lose some hair?
Jake'm
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_89551]@Dustin[/url] It's not grey, it's melancholic silver!
Dustin
over 12 years ago
Why is Steam-tan's hair grey, its a bit off putting.
Why not black?
Einhander
over 12 years ago
And here's why I love Steam-tan. She got a big... Library of games that goes on sale. And when Steam have a sale, some games are ridiculously cheap! Heck, I got Ghost Master for 1.24$!

On the other hand, I think Origin-tan needs to expand her... Uhh, library in order to keep up with Steam-tan.
An Onymous
over 12 years ago
oh yeah, FIRST!!! sorry, always wanted to say that :p
An Onymous
over 12 years ago
hehe...lucky guy, playing two game gals at the same time.Can't wait to see what happens when they finally meet.