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What people are saying about "You wouldn't"
You wouldn't
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EGH
over 2 years ago
I would if I could.
Well...
about 3 years ago
3D printers, anyone?
Brauny74
about 3 years ago
And that's how Communism will be built. No money, do what you can, got what you want.
Dehnus
about 3 years ago
pfft. it would only be a COPY of my wallet ;).
Raiser
about 3 years ago
@pong: Hey, nab me some lightstone while you're at it, bro. I have dark spots in my tower what need brightening.
Aetharion
about 3 years ago
Pokémon
Wolsk
about 3 years ago
Old joke, bro.
Come ooon. D;
pong
about 3 years ago
brb

torrenting diamonds.
Nare
about 3 years ago
@RoderickBR: I thought the same, and I think they repeated it later on StarForce. Not that it was a novel scifi idea =P
Podiatrist
about 3 years ago
@Anon, if you could download cars, why couldn't you just download gas, too? And while you're at it, don't worry about getting the car fixed; just "reprint" the car, using the same molecules.
archaenjil
about 3 years ago
Why not just make it so you download the world but the world doesn't see or have access to download your pin number and naked pics of your ex?
about 3 years ago
Hmm. I saw this idea fist in Megaman Battle Network 5.
AXE MURDERER
about 3 years ago
"Six Megan Foxes"
V
about 3 years ago
ITC: Downloading cars when you could be downloading women.
iamnotspy
about 3 years ago
@clone24: In the future, you can download your own pirated engi-tan.
Argh
about 3 years ago
@Jay:
lol , limewire is dead
now its all uTorrents and shit
get with the times daddyo
Lucid
about 3 years ago
I like how the future is full of scouter visors.
Elia Moroes
about 3 years ago
*sounds
(Yes, a whole new post to correct my grammar)
Elia Moroes
about 3 years ago
Well, this sound more realistic and interesting than the Wii FU** U
clone24
about 3 years ago
no engi-tan?
Ryuk
about 3 years ago
HAIL THE WII U
Colton
about 3 years ago
I do believe the title is a reference to that public service announcement that appears before movies in movie theaters that says you wouldn't steal a bunch of shit ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU ).
karm
about 3 years ago
@wkz:
It kinda felt wild sometimes. Illegal stuff, people speaking their polemical mind and having different opinions than what CNN tells them, at least it's been more untamed than the stuff you see on the newspaper or hear on the radio.
Now it's becoming tidier and correct.
Google, so evil.
Dial-up
about 3 years ago
BRB, downloading a faster internet connection
... download a car?
about 3 years ago
I WOULD IF I COULD!
Monkey D. Luffy
about 3 years ago
As future king of the pirates I approve of that pirate's sarcasm.

Also, meat please.
Future
about 3 years ago
3D printing anyone?
Tomu
about 3 years ago
The car may download my wallet, but why will I need a wallet when I can always download a car? ::Gong::
about 3 years ago
@tidbit: I started reading the books because I wanted to read the original source before the TV show started.

If I had watched the show first, the spoilers would prevent me to reading it.

The TV teaser was pretty good too.
Cirno
about 3 years ago
Where can I get 100$ bill torrent?
Alan
about 3 years ago
as far as the hacked accounts... I hear every other day about someone getting their account hacked, be it WoW, paypal, ebay... whatever... I have and always will maintain that if you got hacked... YOU did something to allow it to happen. never DL programs from untrustworthy places (Pirates Bay!)
Alan
about 3 years ago
@tidbit of course it's because of the show... the show creates awareness and now people are aware of the books... also, there will be some people simply unwilling to wait for the next episode and thus they will search out the books and read them so they can find out everything now...
tidbit
about 3 years ago
Going a little off topic here but why does everybody care about the game of thrones now? They're great books I admit but now alot more poeple are reading them and discussing it then before, and i noticed it started happening when the show began. so is it because of the show now or what?
Anon
about 3 years ago
@GuardianTempest: Having a genuine car still saps your bank account...continuously...it needs maintenance and fuel.
about 3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v61sBTr7P-w
Enlong
about 3 years ago
Now, the REAL impact of such technology would be to bring us one step closer to Pokémon.
Pazu
about 3 years ago
@GuardianTempest: second option sounds a lot like how it works today, except for the "without paying" part.
GuardianTempest
about 3 years ago
Your choice:
=One-time pay for an expensive, and genuine car with all the accompanying stuff.

=Download that car right now without paying and no accessories. But the it will sap your bank account later...continuously.

=
Jay
about 3 years ago
http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf
Jaded Cynic
about 3 years ago
Jo - you forgot one letter from the initialism-name of your future product there: Matter-To-Energy Manipulation *EQUIPMENT*, thus becoming M.E.M.E. ;)
Haggis
about 3 years ago
http://youtu.be/AawQvD8L_h4
TehRandomDuude
about 3 years ago
Personally I buy all my games on Steam, but the country I live in has omgwtfbbq SHIT support for anything of this nature, so the only way I can watch a TV series is by downloading them. And no, Netflix and the like don't work on this part of the country either.
about 3 years ago
Do What you want 'cus A Pirate is Free...
You are a Pirate!

Yar Har Fiddle Dee-dee, being a Pirate is alright to be!
Do what you want and do what you will... You Are A Pirate!
Mads
about 3 years ago
@ antipirate
If pirates inflate the prices you have to pay, just pirate 50% of your stuff yourself to counter the price-hike of companies, if thats your concern.

Also, to the author: your friend was likely affected by the sony hack. Lot of people use same password everywhere, maybe he did too.
Lupin the Phantom Thief
about 3 years ago
WHY DO YOU DOWNLOAD MUSIC? YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR NOW WOU-

Hm.

I'll get back to you.

Garlyle
about 3 years ago
E3, 2011: "You can upload your car" spoken as part of the Kinect Fun Labs demonstration during Microsoft's press conference.

I am not making this up it actually happened.
wkz
about 3 years ago
And thanks to more powerful search algorithms, not to mention more multi-national-friendly laws, there will never be a wild west internet in the future.


Google, destroying the dreams of Pirates one day.
wkz
about 3 years ago
@karm: Actually, there never was a wild west internet, especially if you know how it works. (For example, people hide in the interwebs by being a person in a crowd instead of a little hut in the middle of the desert)
Yar?
about 3 years ago
Are there more-than-legal-apps?

@Anti-pirate No, pirates don't change a thing. They are just a marketing word. Just like terrorists.

Exponential greed is what drives everyone up the wall.
karm
about 3 years ago
Hahaha oh that'd be nice.

It'd never happen though, even it could.
It'd kill business, plus there won't be an internet as we know it in 20.
It's already becoming a more controlled thing like TV or internet in asian countries already. The age of the wild west internet is going away.
I totally would
about 3 years ago
I totally would download a car. I don't even drive, but I would still totally download it just to have done it XD.
HTL2001
about 3 years ago
"It has nothing to do with the fact I'm a lazy shit who feels entitled to everything."
somehow you think this is not sarcasm?
Ffej
about 3 years ago
@Jeff

You are retarded.

Even if that were the case; which I highly doubt it is:

Poe's law.
about 3 years ago
@Anti-pirate: You are retarded, Pirate was obviously being sarcastic.
Anti-pirate
about 3 years ago
@Pirate

You pirate, resulting in artificially inflated prices that honest buyers must shell out for these commodities to exist in the first place. Else you'd have nothing to steal.

You're pathetic attempt at rationalizing your thieving tendencies is an insult to humanity.
Pentium100
about 3 years ago
You can also get your computer compromised by using legal apps that have DRM. Or just going to a bad site with a bad browser (like IE6).

So, the risk to get hacked is about the same, the precautions needed are about the same, but I do not need to rob a bank to play games.
about 3 years ago
Finally I can download more RAM!
about 3 years ago
Security is, and probably always will be, inversely proportional to convenience...cheap skates.
about 3 years ago
Now all we need is the star based power supplies to give the energy needed.
about 3 years ago
Now you guys can claim mine in a more physical way!
Gamesman
about 3 years ago
Frig the car! Download a young Asian sex slave and never leave home again. Always wondered why anyone would voluntarily leave the Holodeck in Star Trek.
banjo2E
about 3 years ago
BRB, downloading pizza and faster internet.
Yaaaargh
about 3 years ago
I would, nerfnow. I would.
Lucas
about 3 years ago
"here are"? isn't it "here at"?
sem querer ser chato =P
Pirate
about 3 years ago
I pirate because I'm trying to send a message to the industry about how their standards are unfair to the developers, and their prices are too high for the content they produce!

It has nothing to do with the fact I'm a lazy shit who feels entitled to everything.