Nerf NOW!! -- Comments for Dwarf Fortress 2/2http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments.xml2011-12-07T05:10:34ZUrist TukatisComment #104 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#972832011-12-07T05:10:34ZUrist Tukatis has been miserable lately. he lost a pet to tragedy recently. he was forced to drink vomit lately.<br />
He is clumsy.<br />
Urist Tukatis likes lava, water, alcohol, catgirls for their fanservice and carp for their hardcore. He absolutely detests hydras.LuigifanComment #103 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#658592011-06-11T23:42:34ZWhat man WOULDN'T get pissed off if his girlfriend got killed?!?D:Comment #102 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#463972010-10-28T14:58:45ZKitty!<br />
<br />
Also.<br />
<br />
CURSE YOU CARP!!!Official NaysayerComment #101 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#442772010-09-26T03:39:16ZThese DF comics are so freaking cliche you don't even need to have played the game to write them. They're just the worst/most common jokes from the DF wiki/forums/whatever reiterated verbatim in comic form. Seriously, "ha ha ha carp are dangerous" hasn't been funny for years, if it ever was.SalComment #100 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#429622010-09-11T03:08:09ZThe funny part is that the dwarf wouldn't have realized it was on fire to begin with.starclawsComment #99 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#428502010-09-10T02:18:22Zmore df comics woooo!ExenComment #98 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#427732010-09-09T06:47:29Zinb4 Catgirl FortressTimothy T.Comment #97 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#425552010-09-08T01:56:20ZIt's not a joke if that's what actually happens in the game.HyperkultraComment #96 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#425052010-09-07T19:54:45ZNo, no, no, wrong, wrong, wrong. The Dwarf clearly has noticed that it is on fire, that is all wrong.KgummyComment #95 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#424962010-09-07T18:23:12ZYou forgot the part where the Dorf on fire goes to get a beer, causing explosions.Steven Denningtonhttp://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000627600385Comment #94 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#424752010-09-07T13:50:48ZThe carp is too hardcoreUDComment #93 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422962010-09-07T00:32:44ZAh, the carp. The ultimately overpowered thing in DF that will kill everything. Once I had a fort of 200 dwarves killed by 1 carpPick Yer PoisonComment #92 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422672010-09-06T23:07:24Z...is it a bad thing if I feel like this happened to me once? >.>;BobComment #91 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422652010-09-06T21:54:29ZI already said what what on DF, so now I'll just say MC is bad too.<br />
<br />
That said, this comic was funny.TrollSharkComment #90 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422642010-09-06T21:38:36ZI know it's probly late game when you can use them but i must say it. Fucking magma, how does it work?<br />
UristComment #89 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422632010-09-06T20:32:22ZThis pretty much sums up every DF game ever. Except that the Hammerer should be seeking out Urist Tukatis for not making enough glass thrones on a sandless mapWillhttp://www.facebook.com/AzureNovaComment #88 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422592010-09-06T19:50:57Z:D:D:DWillhttp://www.facebook.com/AzureNovaComment #87 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422582010-09-06T19:49:16ZNot even fire can stop a good fart.Willhttp://www.facebook.com/AzureNovaComment #86 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422572010-09-06T19:48:49ZTHIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!SomefagComment #85 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422562010-09-06T19:33:13ZHURRY UP AND MAKE MORE DF COMICS,THESE ARE FUNNY.King of ZeroesComment #84 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422542010-09-06T18:35:59ZThis comic depicts a dorf being eaten by a carp. The dorf is on fire. It menaces with spikes.FerretComment #83 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422532010-09-06T18:31:16ZSince when do dwarves have clothes in a thriving dwarven fort?CARPComment #82 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422512010-09-06T17:14:22ZINTERRUPTED BY CARPThe DoctorComment #81 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422472010-09-06T16:04:13ZI do believe I'm on fire.PeffComment #80 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422462010-09-06T15:53:11Zdoom lever is soooo hard to build I use one fisher and Carp kill all with little help for game (dwarfs IDIOT) AI JerComment #79 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422422010-09-06T13:35:56ZI finally start understanding how some of this game goes... and I just got a berzerk woodcutter who cut down half the dwarves... Losing ... isn't that fun ;)Urist McFisherComment #78 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422402010-09-06T13:12:26ZI seen carps livin' in rivers but cavern rivers? Those carps must be a nightmare2033Comment #77 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422382010-09-06T12:23:52ZH? as in Hentai? DO WANT.foducoolComment #76 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422372010-09-06T12:05:51Zecchi stuff goin' on XDPIE CHECKComment #75 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422342010-09-06T11:11:40Z"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"RincewindComment #74 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422322010-09-06T09:50:53ZIf an Hydra killed my catgirl, I surely would open the floodgates too.<br />
I want a catgirl... and a doom lever.DarthcabooseComment #73 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422312010-09-06T09:29:24ZIf by blood you actually mean beer, then yes!DarthcabooseComment #72 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422302010-09-06T09:28:21ZSILVER CARP FACE CATCH!Internet GuyComment #71 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422262010-09-06T06:01:10ZYeah...<br />
<br />
<br />
This does give a pretty good view of how it usually ends.<br />
<br />
Well, that, or Urist McMiner goes Equalizer soldier on the fort because his pal Urist McNoble had an 'accident'.iSpycheckComment #70 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422252010-09-06T05:55:13ZRagedestroyalliSpycheckComment #69 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422242010-09-06T05:54:27ZMoney pile?iSpycheckComment #68 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422232010-09-06T05:54:12ZFanservice. But shit, that catgirl's pose and facial expression actually makes me feel bad/seduced.NepthanComment #67 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422222010-09-06T05:37:25ZNomConnorComment #66 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422212010-09-06T04:02:31ZGuess what! I've got a fever! And the only prescription! Is more catgirl!DKComment #65 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422182010-09-06T03:29:32ZI didn't know "raped" was spelled that way.StarPilotComment #64 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422162010-09-06T03:06:11Z[url=#user_comment_42215]@Jay[/url]: Are you saying tomato soup isn't awesome?JayComment #63 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422152010-09-06T03:03:43ZMade. Of. Awesome.<br />
<br />
No... no, not the lava, the lava isn't made of awesome, no, wait, stop, we don't want the awesome lava, DON'T PULL THAT LEVER...!<br />
<br />
RIP Boatmurdered.FlammableComment #62 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422142010-09-06T02:24:34Z*Ikravon Shatho has found the Equalizer*JeffComment #61 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422122010-09-06T00:32:13ZAfter realizing that a Clapper operated floodgate wasn't a good idea. JeffComment #60 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422112010-09-06T00:31:24ZIt's a mushroom! JeffComment #59 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422102010-09-06T00:31:10ZHydra is actually BLU spy come to ruin more marriages. RichardsonComment #58 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422092010-09-05T23:52:35ZI keep hovering over the text boxes cuz I think they're photonotes..ScynixComment #57 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422052010-09-05T22:29:41ZHaha, best comic you've done I think. Freaking carps.RealmfighterComment #56 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422042010-09-05T22:24:28Z!!Urist Tukantis!!SenguieComment #55 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#422012010-09-05T21:29:07Zlooked dwarf fortress up and i didnt think it would be asci.<br />
so im gonna give it a try tommorow.zero298Comment #54 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421962010-09-05T19:55:11ZGod it's so true.RABBLEComment #53 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421922010-09-05T19:04:51ZThese jokes are so original! There I was thinking that all dwarf fortress humor was exactly the same...RoderickComment #52 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421902010-09-05T18:28:47ZThat Hydra was obviously taking about science. Damn capital H's.SRGComment #51 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421872010-09-05T18:10:43ZThe forbidden one name Carpy fourDeeth it has scales all over it's body and a tail for it's lower half.<br />
Beware of it's deadly splash attack.<br />
<br />
Any one notice the main door to the fort has a facial hair?SkarmoryThePGComment #50 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421842010-09-05T17:52:58ZClearly, we need more catgirl.MortipedeComment #49 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421822010-09-05T17:27:01Zthats not furry thats tigerman (of course female) and not so rare beast to see in savanah...<br />
<br />
to Joperera: More! Come one DF is like infinite source of comics! ... and FunCodename: slendermanComment #48 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421802010-09-05T16:22:16Z[url=#user_comment_42175]@gah[/url]: what furries were there to start with?CARPComment #47 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421782010-09-05T15:54:10ZINTERRUPTED BY CARPgahComment #46 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421752010-09-05T15:25:51ZGAH TO MANY FURRIESFrank WestComment #45 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421742010-09-05T15:18:14ZWhat the hell is this carp? I mean, crap. Where's your love for Frank huh? What about that Dead Rising comic!? We had a deal!Pertamax!Comment #44 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421732010-09-05T14:58:43Zlol not too many people comment on this comic :Pjadowity123Comment #43 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421722010-09-05T14:29:22ZOh I get it. Cause when you add "l" before "f" andreplace fun with ava it sais lava. XDSegComment #42 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421712010-09-05T14:19:18ZHmm, it would be 5000% more appropriate if 2Catis didn't mind being on fire at all, was actually thirsty for booze, and proceeded to vaporize himself and anything on that z-level via exploding dwarven ale.Project_marsComment #41 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421692010-09-05T14:03:14ZMaybe a new meme?freshmeattComment #40 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421682010-09-05T13:55:57ZThe first one was amusing.CaliteComment #39 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421672010-09-05T13:48:52ZDwarves know not what this 'fire' is.Urist McExpeditionleaderComment #38 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421662010-09-05T13:09:35Z@ damnedgamer: Its just horrifically complicated to start with. You get used to it.<br />
<br />
Although that said, I've still not got the hang of the new military system in the latest release.Booze ZombieComment #37 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421632010-09-05T10:51:21ZNo, cat girl!<br />
But, yes, this seems on par with a typical day in Dwarf Fortress.<br />
<br />
Get something you like... it gets destroyed.i am dissapointComment #36 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421622010-09-05T10:28:35ZWe finally get a comic about DF and you kids want it to be about catgirls?<br />
CCNezinComment #35 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421612010-09-05T10:16:06ZHmmm, I have a Minecraft idea...AllmischaComment #34 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421602010-09-05T10:03:26Znow i've seen everythingDudebroComment #33 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421592010-09-05T09:19:34ZI agree with ~X~. Commic needs about 100% more sexy cat girls.~X~Comment #32 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421582010-09-05T09:09:38ZMore sexy catgirl whores, damnit!starburst98Comment #31 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421572010-09-05T08:59:58Z[url=#user_comment_42154]@damnedgamer[/url]
figuring it out is half the fun. lose until you start winning. it is the only way to learn.PeacecraftComment #30 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421562010-09-05T08:47:26ZI appear to have burst into flames.LSNComment #29 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421552010-09-05T08:35:43ZI second that. Dwarves don't douse flames. It's an in-game meme.damnedgamerComment #28 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421542010-09-05T08:23:18ZI tried DF but it seems that it is not compatable with me... which means im to stupid to understand what to do... well I made up a civilisation and started at its year 200 something but I have no clue what to do then...SNESComment #27 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421532010-09-05T08:21:58ZKobold here!FrankComment #26 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421522010-09-05T08:01:39ZIf only he attacked another dwarf, which would attack another dwarf, and so on and so forth into a riot!FrankComment #25 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421512010-09-05T08:00:05ZI hate how if you don't have ANY stones near you, all your dwarves have to walk to the river. I bet one of their stories would be like, "Back in mah day, we had to walk fifteen miles just to git a glass a water! Not like you kids with your fancy well and irrigation system! You have it too easy!"Sven Spevechttps://facebook.com/1408789741Comment #24 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421502010-09-05T07:56:59ZNoooooo!!!!<br />
Kitty...why???FrankComment #23 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421492010-09-05T07:52:22ZAlyk Ariuslit here with the news. A local dwarf today was found dead in his room, a week after his dissapearance.FrankComment #22 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421472010-09-05T07:48:03ZWell, I finally took care of that catsplosion... What the hell? OH SHIT LAVA.NONONONONO OH GOD NOW THERE'S GOBLINS.A Bag of OpinionsComment #21 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421462010-09-05T07:40:17ZThirsty? Thirsty for the sweet, delicious blood of drawfs.A Bag of OpinionsComment #20 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421452010-09-05T07:38:51ZFloyd! You have to wait 30 minutes before swimming!A Bag of OpinionsComment #19 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421442010-09-05T07:37:38ZUrist has aquired a new hat! The "Om-nom-nom Tunnel Carp."A Bag of OpinionsComment #18 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421432010-09-05T07:31:31ZCarps...god-damn carps...<br />
<br />
They came out of the river, man...they fuckin' came out of the river. They got fishers first then the thirsty ones. It was like they WERE the water, man...<br />
<br />
...I don't sleep anymore.Sabre_JusticeComment #17 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421402010-09-05T07:18:53ZLies. Dwarves never douse flames.Awesome DinoComment #16 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421392010-09-05T07:15:38ZLies. Big dwarven fortresses never thrive.Awesome DinoComment #15 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421382010-09-05T07:14:22ZThis isn't lava, it's just tomato soup. Go on, give it a try. :DBuddComment #14 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421372010-09-05T07:14:17Zdat ass ツBuddComment #13 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421362010-09-05T07:13:48ZMine.Awesome DinoComment #12 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421352010-09-05T07:13:19ZI see Mr. Nerfington von Now is an avid Dwarf Fortress player.Awesome DinoComment #11 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421342010-09-05T07:12:10ZThis will forever be Hydra's.<br />
<br />
Or mine.StarStormComment #10 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421332010-09-05T07:11:19ZHydra-killing fluidLAMPComment #9 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421322010-09-05T07:10:47ZNow with more lava-filled fun!StarStormComment #8 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421312010-09-05T07:10:46ZHydra-killing leverjiggle billyComment #7 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421302010-09-05T07:09:25ZEnjoyed the arc. Hope to see some againjiggle billyComment #6 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421292010-09-05T07:09:05ZDelicious Tomatoe soupStarStormComment #5 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421282010-09-05T07:08:05ZNo! Kitty ;_;GreychapelComment #4 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421272010-09-05T06:53:31ZThis is lever is mislabeled. Should say "Fun".GreychapelComment #3 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421262010-09-05T06:51:15ZRegardless of what game I'm playing, I do this when available. Nothing beats having a "destroy everything" button/switch.ton selbmrabComment #2 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421242010-09-05T06:49:12ZSo true!GreychapelComment #1 for "Dwarf Fortress 2/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/371/comments#421232010-09-05T06:47:33Z"H" is for Hydra!