Urist Tukatis has been miserable lately. he lost a pet to tragedy recently. he was forced to drink vomit lately.
He is clumsy.
Urist Tukatis likes lava, water, alcohol, catgirls for their fanservice and carp for their hardcore. He absolutely detests hydras.

What man WOULDN'T get pissed off if his girlfriend got killed?!?

Kitty!

Also.

CURSE YOU CARP!!!

These DF comics are so freaking cliche you don't even need to have played the game to write them. They're just the worst/most common jokes from the DF wiki/forums/whatever reiterated verbatim in comic form. Seriously, "ha ha ha carp are dangerous" hasn't been funny for years, if it ever was.

The funny part is that the dwarf wouldn't have realized it was on fire to begin with.

more df comics woooo!

inb4 Catgirl Fortress

It's not a joke if that's what actually happens in the game.

No, no, no, wrong, wrong, wrong. The Dwarf clearly has noticed that it is on fire, that is all wrong.

You forgot the part where the Dorf on fire goes to get a beer, causing explosions.

...is it a bad thing if I feel like this happened to me once? >.>;

I already said what what on DF, so now I'll just say MC is bad too.

That said, this comic was funny.

I know it's probly late game when you can use them but i must say it. Fucking magma, how does it work?

This pretty much sums up every DF game ever. Except that the Hammerer should be seeking out Urist Tukatis for not making enough glass thrones on a sandless map

HURRY UP AND MAKE MORE DF COMICS,THESE ARE FUNNY.

This comic depicts a dorf being eaten by a carp. The dorf is on fire. It menaces with spikes.

Since when do dwarves have clothes in a thriving dwarven fort?

INTERRUPTED BY CARP

doom lever is soooo hard to build I use one fisher and Carp kill all with little help for game (dwarfs IDIOT) AI

I finally start understanding how some of this game goes... and I just got a berzerk woodcutter who cut down half the dwarves... Losing ... isn't that fun ;)

I seen carps livin' in rivers but cavern rivers? Those carps must be a nightmare

H? as in Hentai? DO WANT.

ecchi stuff goin' on XD

If an Hydra killed my catgirl, I surely would open the floodgates too.
I want a catgirl... and a doom lever.

Yeah...


This does give a pretty good view of how it usually ends.

Well, that, or Urist McMiner goes Equalizer soldier on the fort because his pal Urist McNoble had an 'accident'.

Fanservice. But shit, that catgirl's pose and facial expression actually makes me feel bad/seduced.

Guess what! I've got a fever! And the only prescription! Is more catgirl!

@Jay: Are you saying tomato soup isn't awesome?

Made. Of. Awesome.

No... no, not the lava, the lava isn't made of awesome, no, wait, stop, we don't want the awesome lava, DON'T PULL THAT LEVER...!

RIP Boatmurdered.

I keep hovering over the text boxes cuz I think they're photonotes..

Haha, best comic you've done I think. Freaking carps.

looked dwarf fortress up and i didnt think it would be asci.
so im gonna give it a try tommorow.

God it's so true.

These jokes are so original! There I was thinking that all dwarf fortress humor was exactly the same...

That Hydra was obviously taking about science. Damn capital H's.

The forbidden one name Carpy fourDeeth it has scales all over it's body and a tail for it's lower half.
Beware of it's deadly splash attack.

Any one notice the main door to the fort has a facial hair?

Clearly, we need more catgirl.

thats not furry thats tigerman (of course female) and not so rare beast to see in savanah...

to Joperera: More! Come one DF is like infinite source of comics! ... and Fun

@gah: what furries were there to start with?

INTERRUPTED BY CARP

GAH TO MANY FURRIES

What the hell is this carp? I mean, crap. Where's your love for Frank huh? What about that Dead Rising comic!? We had a deal!

lol not too many people comment on this comic :P

Hmm, it would be 5000% more appropriate if 2Catis didn't mind being on fire at all, was actually thirsty for booze, and proceeded to vaporize himself and anything on that z-level via exploding dwarven ale.

The first one was amusing.

@ damnedgamer: Its just horrifically complicated to start with. You get used to it.

Although that said, I've still not got the hang of the new military system in the latest release.

No, cat girl!
But, yes, this seems on par with a typical day in Dwarf Fortress.

Get something you like... it gets destroyed.

We finally get a comic about DF and you kids want it to be about catgirls?

I agree with ~X~. Commic needs about 100% more sexy cat girls.

More sexy catgirl whores, damnit!

@damnedgamer
figuring it out is half the fun. lose until you start winning. it is the only way to learn.

I tried DF but it seems that it is not compatable with me... which means im to stupid to understand what to do... well I made up a civilisation and started at its year 200 something but I have no clue what to do then...

I hate how if you don't have ANY stones near you, all your dwarves have to walk to the river. I bet one of their stories would be like, "Back in mah day, we had to walk fifteen miles just to git a glass a water! Not like you kids with your fancy well and irrigation system! You have it too easy!"

Noooooo!!!!
Kitty...why???

Carps...god-damn carps...

They came out of the river, man...they fuckin' came out of the river. They got fishers first then the thirsty ones. It was like they WERE the water, man...

...I don't sleep anymore.

I see Mr. Nerfington von Now is an avid Dwarf Fortress player.

Enjoyed the arc. Hope to see some again

So true!