These mini turrets are awesome.

except when the enemy engie is strategicly screwing us with them :|

Wow. Direct hit rips female characters' garments off? This is amazingly overpowered.

Yes, it is.
Now I want Jo to get back to the story arcs.
Please?

@Internet guy (lol)


I dun Geddit D:

PLEASE! Even with the armor, a body shot from the sniper rifle would kill an engie!

Read the bellow comment lol

In the name of the demoknight, I will hunt you down and remove your head! Then put it on a stick! GET YUR EyELANderS and tArgES my fellow knights!!!

@Batabii

Gaaaah! Foiled again! My evil plan to corrupt the internet's grammar with minor spelling and grammatical errors has been discovered!

I'll get you next time, Batabii!

@RedShocktrooper

Heavy-Tan killed XxXLeetSniperXxX

:3

@Weeshnog 01

That's such a horrifying concept...

Wait, you have four things: The hand, the grandfather, a saw, and a Victoria's Secret catalogue.

@Internet_Guy:

Yeah, and then "Frank is X" bots too.

@Internet Guy: they are is?

They are is a bot.

That's what you said.

OK....

@Serathis: Not yours.

Whose the blondie?

@Internet Guy:

This *is* Valve you're talking about. Don't put it past them. Though the bot I'd totally lol over is Class-tan.

@Lorenzo

And amusingly enough, it involves an engineer gaining immense power to gain revenge after his sentry's been killed

Also, they're's a bot named "Kritrawkets"

Perhaps somebody at Valve reads Nerf now?

(Just wait until the bot name "Spy Here" comes out)

I just went through the old nerfnow comics, You have one from 2009 callled revengengineer :o

Enginner? Is that a typo or a pun?

Direct Hit: Now super effective at cutting hair.

Oh the Direct Hit. Those Mini-Combat Sentries never stand a chance.

That's kind of a chastity belt...
More like chastity bra....

@TheBlackestWater

Yep.

Jo's next comic should be about how the heavy's sandvich got nerfed.And btw,Valve hates sandviches and heavies and sandvich parties.

@DK:
I believe she wasn't created by Jo.

Also, I'm pretty sure that this Engie-tan, heavy-tan and the rest of them are on Blu team, while the original is on Red now.

I gotta wonder... what ever happened to that other female Engie?

My boobies, they are made of STEEL!

Sorry, had to say it.

@ Platypus : what's prosodic? Do you mean PROSTHETIC?

The Gunslinger was under Engies glove the whole time.

@Dirteh Dan: soldier's rocket.

the engie is using the pistol in the gloved hand if i remember correctly.
Never really paid attention to it.

I gotta say, replacing your hand with a cybernetic one is pretty hardcore.

Have we ever seen what's under the Engi's glove? I think not. It may have been a more basic prosodic all along. I mean if I had a simple robot hand I'd cover it with a glove. But the Gunslinger is a much more awesome hand... and has a gas powered motor. You can't but that in a glove.

Those boobs did though.

Today's lesson: NO ONE CAN OUTSMART BOOLET.

@Bob: That statement may or may not be canon. Lol.

@Internet Guy: LAIR! Heavies aren't addicted to sandviches! *closet opens, hundreds of sanviches fall out* ...... uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *Runs inside the closet and locks it from the inside.* Nom nom nom, om nom.

To those who think the Engi always had the gunslinger, read the blog post for day three again (pay special close attention to the word "saw").

@Firned


Valve did it for his own good, everyday, thousands of heavies die from sandvich addiction.

Spread the word, knowledge is power

@Internet Guy: Don't forget grenade jumping, spy crabbing, and kritz smoking. Also the Heavy is the sanest one, all he has is an expensive gun, and sandvich love, ( p.s curse valve for getting rid of Heavy picnic. )

and the engineer already had a ciborg hand since start.

METAL GEEEEEEAR

Mini-Sentries are fine, they're intended to be cheap, dispoable, and great for combat eniges.

Which they are.

@Firned:

Yeah, but think of the other stuff that happens in TF2; Rocket Jumps, Irradiated Cola's, Urine in a Jar.

Engie's still sanest of the bunch.

Why bother? Use butter or vegetable oil!

Call a locksmith!

Now that think of it, NO MORE LUCKY SHOT DIRECT HITTERS TAKING ME OUT!

Aside from being utterly gimped with mini-sentries that'll be blown up anyway. Bit of a double-edge sword, but good for teamed engies.

So when do we use "Direct Hit!" as a sound now?

@AckAckAck.

yes please.

(cont)
and then setting up base while having the option to move your crap when things get hot (among other things) is pure win.
Also killing level 3 sentries with the mini is just pure fun.

And remember kids, the build order is entrance, dispenser upped to lvl 3 -> front lines, sentry then exit

Engie update best update for sure. Being able to move all your crap alone makes it the 3rd best update behind the Medic and the Homewrecker.
Being able to work your way behind enemy lines, planting mini-sentries for distraction/harassment while racking up revenge crits

I've heard the theory that the engi had always been missing his hand (hence the one glove) and he replaces his normal hand with the gunslinger. Otherwise he keeps his normal robo-hand and glove, just changing the wrench.
Also suck that there are only 100 G.W.'s, at least one of my friends got it.

What Josh said is true, except the glitch was patched away earlier this morning (or last night, depending on timezone).

Xenni, it's a simple glitch. Build a level 3 sentry with the wrench/southern hospitality. Then switch out the gunslinger and move your level 3 sentry. When place you shall have a mini level 3.

And now Heavy-tan get timehax knifed by Sakuya Brando.

The gunslinger was always there but the glove covered it

I saw an upgraded mini sentry, it was the same a the normal level 3 but it was about half the size... It was weird, how did they even do that?

Metal body plate is good, but cold, however, cold in the breast area can cause nipples to harden, hard nipple + lots of movements = rubbing on the plate = sexual arousal resulted in = horny engie-tan + prolonged sexual arousal = masturbatory act, aaaand the boys reaction to that..... R34

I see a new trend in Victorian lingerie. Yes....

"MY FISTS THEY ARE MADE OF STEAL."
shut up dummy so are mine.

Falcon Punch Heavy, meet God Hand Engie.

i'm starting to find the glove idiotic
simply because of this
i was on granary eairler, there werre 5 engis on my team
one was me, i was ninjaneering trying to set up a tele on their point
1 was setting up on our point
the others had mini sentrys in the places you'd put lvl 3

Enginner?

@Regal: My point exactly

What McScrooge said about metal padding for hardcore periods, it could probably also apply for Xenomorph periods. Acidic menstruation requires EXTREME protection.

Engie-tan "Medic! I need to borrow your bone saw again."
Medic "NEIN!"

@StarPilot yes yes it is =D

Does anyone else find the mini sentries ridiculously cute? It sucks that they go rid of the level 2 and 3 mini sentries.

@Internet Guy: Sane, HE TAKES A F#@$ING SAW TO HIS ARM TO PUT IT ON. Nothing to dull the pain also.
(Mid-match)
Engi: OK, i need the Gunslinger quick *takes saw.....*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Spy: what a disaster.

@Internet Guy:

Male Engies wear a vest instead. Don't worry.

@Firned

He keeps it in a jar of formaldehyde, and re-attaches it when he needs it.

Like any sane, logical person would do.

This explain's so much...

And brings so many more horrifying things to the table, like, do ALL engies wear this, male included?

Oh god...*Shudder*

This comic would be ten times better if she'd equipped the wrench.

Supplying she didn't die, of course.

@Iam333:

You miscalculate, as the Engineer did win out.

Spah sappin' mah mini-sentry! Oh well.

Haha this Engineer Update kick some asses but again, only class which really won is spy.
Spy sappin' my sentry!
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
Spy sappin' my pride!

@TheIdiotBox: You mean a cyborg.

@TheIdiotBox: I'm afraid not.

ENGIE-TAN IS ANDROID!

I just find it baffling that some new engie players think the mini sentry is just as effective as a level 3 sentry in usual spots. Can't wait until the engie craze dies down so maps aren't turtling stalemates half the time.

Also, engie rocket jumping looks fun.

My name is Jagos and I approve this comic.

I had it worse... I deleted all of my spares a week before the crafting update...

realy? well. that sucks..alot
havnen't had a chance to try it though, i crafted my sanvich to get a golden wrench
...i crafted everything....everything

*crys*

@Grug: Engi: Doc, I need you to sow back on my old arm.
Medic: This is the 10th time today, the round ain't even over!
( multiply that by number of engineers on the team. and I don't think he would deal with that. I think he would just snap his neck. Alot. )

The cooldown applies to eating it as well. Though it's thought to be a bug

@ Firned

Medic, of course.

@Lightning lad
you know how you can drop the sanvich to heal someone else? they added so that it comes back after 25 seconds, you can still eat as fast as you want

damn u jo TEASING US

Something I've been wondering, I understand how the engineer puts the gunslinger on. (i.e cuts his own hand off.) Though how do they take the gunslinger off and get their old hand back?

second panel-"then suddenly critrocket's attacked!"

also how does the engineer get their hand back once they swap the Nathan Spencer addon?

oh that and that engineer is a part of the strog now.

Engie update is fun. Lots of cool new weapons.

One small problem, though.

They nerfed the sandvich. They honestly added a cooldown of 25 seconds to the freaking SANDVICH.
/rage

Also, her hair reduced in length from panel1 to panel 2

Did she just get an orgasm from bullets?

Metal Padding! it keeps you perky!

Engie update is best update