Well, the Valve trollish humor actually happened, you had to craft it at a certain time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGL8kCgnLEo

Did anyone else NOT notice that the Golden Wrench is like the Halo?

In before the GW is replaced with dildos.

I hate this spot for my sentry.

http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/engineer_photos/

Ahh, much better.

Apparently long term exposure to Australium will turn you into an Australian. You develop huge muscles and drink beer all the time. Maybe it's better if Engie-tan doesn't find one.

Source is the Steam fourms, I also have the chat thing, if you'd like to see it posted, just ask, mind you it's LONG.

Got one, and was promptly banned.

as I said, KONTROVESY!

Kontrovesy! (lolrefrence)

Turns out the wrench drop's aren't random, but predetermined, something which Drunken F00L (Creator of the TF2 backpack examiner, and 3rd part idle program) found out.

He then made a script to make scrap metal on the time when they would drop, annnddd....

hah! One of the achievs is called "Revengineering", and it's probably achieved by using the Frontier Justice, a shotgun that gains bonus if you lose your sentry. Return of the Revengineer?

Why wouldn't you wear the Gibus? It's pretty cool.

@ SRG
It will most likely only control your own sentry, and if not it will be changed fairly to that because of said grief.

Did she shave her right eyebrow or something?

if the wrangle can take over to any sentry built on map then it might save the fact it's turns the gun into a stationary gun ripe for back-sapping.
oh man think of the grief performed on this weapon.

@Brian: "search engine"
*points to archives*

please put arandom buttom to see your comics randomantly.
and a search engine.

To whomever makes the "Zack is X" and "Frank is X" photonotes:
I WILL block your photonotes until you explain what the F*** the phrase mean!

Before that happens: This means WAR!

We're all that much closer to getting hats with the drop rate increasing this week. And that's what TF2 is all about, getting hats.

While golden wrench is pretty awesome, I want to see my victims flying off as a limp corpse, rather than turning into gold.

Soooo.... on the subject of updates.... does anyone What does everyone wish for from the polycount update? I really hope for the whaler sniperset.

Female demo is so cute. Really want someone to put that together as an actual in-game model.

Well, it got me to craft all my spares and items I don't use.

It felt kind of good actually, but now I only want a GW to delete it. Not that I'll get it, because it's not random, but set times.

Oddly enough, after I crafted the items I never used, I got most of them back.

Whatever golden wrench is conjured, shall be mine.

The Wrangler allows you to take control of your sentry making it more effective, but leaving yourself open to spies? Valve, I am dissapoint. I'd like to have something that doesn't involve me dryhumping my sentry for half a round only to die from a Spy or Demoman.

Engie-tan gets her golden wrench, drops it on her foot and turns herself into a statue.

Where are you, 8man?
Msn ou skype?

Well of course Jarate + Axtinguisher Would not work!

You need to do JARATE + HOMEWRECKER

Looks like someone doubts themselves...

I just realized that demo-tan is also a DEMOKNIGHT, SCrEw YUo FifTH EmPIre!!!!

WOOO Demolass returns!
Moar plz.

@Xenni~ ♪ Yes, that's it.


@Batabii Good to know

From what i have realized, the wrenches drop on set intervals.
So don't craft your stuff all at once, craft a token per hour.

I recommend not crafting at all. After the Engineer update they're going to add more than 20 new items for the Polycount contest, and you'll want to craft for those.

BTW Jo, you could tell Valve about your comic and they might give you a community weapon.

I've accepted that I'm not going to get the wrench, so let me give you losers some advice:

Don't make metal, make tokens. If you have a class token, you can turn any individual item into a craft, increasing your craft quantity.

...i still cant believe some one wants that useless shitty item...

@Adalba "Gimme 2 pina colatas, gotta have one for each hand..."

@Batabii: Dude, I could totally hear that in a Russian accent.

Jarate and axtinguisher is skullcutter isn't it?

I crafted all spares and items I didn´t really use and still at the end got like 3 refined metal, so I decided to hold and get a pyro specific headgear later on.

Also: nice to see demo-tan again. . .

Who the flip is zack/frank?

@Internet Guy: That's some terrible spelling there.

useually
tuesday's
seem's
alot

@Golden: You may have a wrench, but I have a wench. Arrr.

@This-is-Hip-Hop

Does Jo useually update on tuesday's? I don't recall...or really care.

Still, seem's like he might have cranked this one out in a bit of a rush, It's still funny, but as you mentioned, alot simpler.

While I crafted alot of my stuff, I diden't craft EVERYTHING mind you, just alot of the junk I don't use.I got nothing, of course, but I diden't expect much.However considering that today is the day my drop kick back in I'll probobly scrap whatever I get just for the hell of it.

You can do it, Engie!

I wanna see the blue pyro tking the spy

I really crafted everything http://www.tf2items.com/id/ItaGogeta1

Demolass looks awesome.

Ah great. Out of sheer paranoia, I'm going to wear the gibus on every class while crafting. ^^;

@DAVE: she smelt it.

@Dave: donated to demolass for a replacement Eye.
second panel has her shows her with two now.

You kiddin me? I smelted EVERYTHING together to get one. Now I've run out of weapons to craft and I'm panicing! I'm pretty sure u need to craft 3 watches to get a PDA slot, then u add 3 refined metals to ze bunch. I dunno.

what happened to Engie-Tan's other eyebrow?

I just started playing TF2, use to play TF1. I had no idea you can craft items, how do you do that?

I got a wrench. Feels good bro.

I thought my technique was brilliant. The 100 gold wrenches are equivlent to the 5 golden tickets in Willy Wonka. The tickets were in chocolate bars. Thus, my reasoning is that the wrenches were only distrubuted by crafting dkolahs bars.

Aw man... I don't have enough items to craft for the Golden Wrench... *feels like Charlie, but with less luck*

bit of a diffrent style with this strip, at least, its least detailed then the usual fair, it looks nice just the same.

FOURTH!

Eu quero duas, uma para cada mão =D

I want two, one for each hand =D

DAMN YOU HAHA!

FIRST