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Safehouse
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wps23
9 months ago
I would prefer this better, or else the photo notes will crash your website
Sarah
10 months ago
Bill being a pea-shooter or Francis being a wizard does not bother me. What does bother me is the fact Zoey is rolling for magic missile :( It's an auto hit in almost every situation. /mygeeklvlisover9000
Anon
about 1 year ago
Once a gamer chick, always a gamer chick.
Eboreg
about 1 year ago
I like how you put the "Pow" comment next to the M-16.
Josh B
about 1 year ago
The best is if you can get a game of All Flesh Must Be Eaten going. Zombie survival horror in a zombie apocalypse. It's great, but so hard to dislodge those d4's from the skull of whoever didn't bring the D&D core books.
Charger
about 1 year ago
They don't have any magazines in the restroom! Idiots.
BOA
about 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA, NOW YOU'RE WORKING TOGETHER!
peashooter
about 1 year ago
hey look its a billshooter
Hm
about 1 year ago
I actually was expecting something different. Where did they get all that D@D stuff from?
lulzman
about 1 year ago
SUPRISE!!!
buttsex
Mac
about 1 year ago
COCK BLOCK.
Doctor Awesome
about 1 year ago
I can see it now: "I claim this-

wait what"
tags
about 1 year ago
i love how the wall graffiti mocks the reguar tages around here
Ed
about 1 year ago
Why is bill a dragon?
Smoker
about 1 year ago
@Tank

*Hurk* Sur-*Cough* Sur-*Hark* Sure.

*Gurk*

*Cough*
g
about 1 year ago
PEASHOOTER BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Allmischa
about 1 year ago
in your dreams man in your dreams
SRG
about 1 year ago
@Hitman Spike: I would have gone with cyclopes but it was used often for the creature in the last arc.

The Horde
about 1 year ago
Hey fellas, maybe if we use our vuvuzelas they might let us in so we can play too. Okay, on the count of three: one, two, THREE!

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
about 1 year ago
Jo forgot to write "x is frank". That seems to be some sort of inside joke.
Tank
about 1 year ago
These guys are no fun anymore. Let's go chase those other four we saw.
TrollShark
about 1 year ago
I found this comic to have a higher quality of humor than some of the more recent comics, not counting the grampa gamer story. It's nice to see the funny come back.
Codename: slenderman
about 1 year ago
THAT BILL IS A, peashooter???
Weeshnog 01
about 1 year ago
@Hitman Spike: You aren't, I did too. XD
GuardianTempest
about 1 year ago
And we all though they were going to......

Anyway they might as well play L4D2 in Xbox 360.
azndragon
about 1 year ago
For some reason, I expected a Toy Story 3 comic. Just wishful thinking i guess since I just watched the movie :p

Still great comic.
Billo
about 1 year ago
So wait, Jo actually averted fanservice? That's a surprise.
now with wigs
about 1 year ago
wasnt francis bald?
Darkraine
about 1 year ago
I love the pills drink haha
Hitman Spike
about 1 year ago
@SRG: Please tell me I'm not the only one that read "ogres" as "orgies"
RaineHero
about 1 year ago
"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

Mcscrooge, you made my day XD
about 1 year ago
I recommend Spirit of the Century, Reign (using the Enchiridion), 3:16 Carnage Amongst the Stars thanks to their small book size and overall quality. Also, even if you carry all three you'll need to carry less than 30 dice to support them. They're ideal games for people that have to travel light.
about 1 year ago
Tabletop RPGs are great for any form of postapocalypse scenario (hey, you'll go nuts without some R&R), but D&D's dependence on loads of books makes it a poor candidate. Games that have everything you need in one book would be better. Not needing many pounds of dice would also be a bonus.
SHOTGUNsniper
about 1 year ago
@Mr. B: He's a pea shooter.
RAHHH
about 1 year ago
Bill is a plant from plants vs Zombies ^^

he also seems pissed that they left a medkit to carry the manual
Mr. B
about 1 year ago
What the fuck is wrong with Bill?
about 1 year ago
Self-referencing or making it all canon?
Internet Guy
about 1 year ago
The wall made me grin.


Also, apparently Francis DOESN'T hate everything...
DM1293
about 1 year ago
"You see a warrior in front of you. He has black skin and is chugging down potions."
"Hello"
"Hello"
"I am Zoestaff, Sorceress of light!"
"Then why'd you have to cast magic missile?"
Xenni~ ♪
about 1 year ago
@TheMagister: Billsprout... Win xD
about 1 year ago
I thought Francis had a chin component to his facial hair. It's a goatee, not just the kind of mustache you'd see on a Mexican biker.
about 1 year ago
At the darkness.
Next
about 1 year ago
This joke is pretty awful, been done a MILLION fucking times.
Also the hell is wrong with zoey in that last panel, she looks really really weird
Marcelo
about 1 year ago
what are their classes? My guess:
Zoey Sorcerer;
Bill Ranger;
Louis Warrior (with lots of health potions).
Tribalbeat
about 1 year ago
It certainly took you long enough to make a funny comic. I wouldn't mind if you updated less in order to make better comics like this one.
Danda
about 1 year ago
To be honest I really cant see Francis playing D&D. But now that I see him in that robe, I can never look at him the same way ><
Bob
about 1 year ago
I expected as much, but still great.
Francis
about 1 year ago
You know what I don't hate? I don't hate robes.
Bonzi77
about 1 year ago
Oh god. Nerf Now just went Meta.
S. Denroth
about 1 year ago
I cast reflect on your magic missile. I reflect it doing 10000000000000000000000000 damage killing everything in a 10 mile radius ending the game forever.
Wait which game? The game... F@#K I just lost the game.
about 1 year ago
The wall is what made me smile. :)
Remedan
about 1 year ago
DnD FTW!
CoolHandNuke
about 1 year ago
Hehe awesome ^^
mavis13
about 1 year ago
Oh god I lol'd.
Captain Fubar
about 1 year ago
Jo, you are one clever,clever bastard.
Neonrage0
about 1 year ago
Louis casts Flare.
StarPilot
about 1 year ago
I miss the internet...waitaminute
Largo-san
about 1 year ago
D n D huh? Never played the game, must've been a slack time for them to be playing. Oh yea, Bill Shooter FTW.

What if the Tank decides to barge in? Notwithstanding the fact that it's a safe-house..
about 1 year ago
Someone removed my "=D" Photo Note >.< Not coo' man. And yes, epic graffeti is epic.
Dt
about 1 year ago
Absolutely awesome one. AWESOME.
G
about 1 year ago
So Bill's still a plant, eh? Good stuff.
SRG
about 1 year ago
"I hate ogres."
KANG
about 1 year ago
CONE OF COLDNESS
Alessandro
about 1 year ago
I attack the darkness!
Random Nerd
about 1 year ago
I hope zoey has turn undead D:
Frank West
about 1 year ago
Man, Louis has got to lay off those pills. I mean, he's even DRINKING them now.

Also, it would appear there are zombies on the lawn, and we certainly don't want zombies on our lawn.
about 1 year ago
In panel three Zoey looks very Asian like.
Jake'm
about 1 year ago
@TheMagister: Oh god that is horrible. I applaud you.
DS
about 1 year ago
Do safe houses have Sunflowers in them? Repeater Bill looks like he could use an upgrade.
Francis
about 1 year ago
Francis looks so much cooler with just a mustache, no?
Vuther
about 1 year ago
When does Francis to cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism?
TheMagister
about 1 year ago
Oh look, a Billsprout. :)
an-on-a-moose
about 1 year ago
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
about 1 year ago
I find Jo's comics tickle me like no other will ever do. The references all collide to make epicness that is unrivaled in anything on the internet today. Keep up the good win!
bob
about 1 year ago
Zombie Bill here!
!!!
about 1 year ago
Well-played.
about 1 year ago
@trebthegamer Who doesnt carry around a robe and wizard hat?
trebthegamer
about 1 year ago
where did he get that robe?0_0
Kmuf
about 1 year ago
Pea Shooter Bill for the win.
about 1 year ago
I didn't expect this!
But I think its funny xD
Bittman
about 1 year ago
*Francis puts on wizard robe and hat*
Sai
about 1 year ago
Oh you.