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Metroid is babies
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Naumhagatos
4 months ago
Samus is a mama?

Back then in 90's, i thought like she was "nevermind". But now with that "Other M" shit, i can assume that Adam was the daddy the little one needed.

Fuck you, Adam.
Ballongförsäljaren
about 1 year ago
At first i though this comic was pervy like (probably) most people did. Now i however think it's just cute, Samus is being like a mother to the metroid and it's so cute :3
That one guy... No, not him.
about 1 year ago
Wow, after all of the actual guys wanting her, ie watch Brawl Taunts 1/2 on youtube, she settles for a gender-unknown metroid... And what if it has H.I.V? AIDS?
Francis
about 1 year ago
I hate Metroids :C
somefag
about 1 year ago
I can't decide whether to think of the Metroid being "attached" to her as sexual or as Samus taking care of it like a baby.Most likely the latter due to the name but I HAVE A PERVERTED MIND DEAL WITH IT
WreckingEngie
about 1 year ago
@Mac You're right. Hehe. The little Metriods are actually kinda cute, even in-game sometimes. But it's kinda funny. Nerf Now - now with more breast feeding!
AguyHere
about 1 year ago
AGH! You caught me in my Metroid phase! -stare-
faggots
about 1 year ago
@Maphyre dont make me fuck you uncle cocknugget
E-mouse
about 1 year ago
oppai ;w;
I came
about 1 year ago
I Came
Maphyre
about 1 year ago
@faggots: Dude seriously? How about you get off the internet until you learn how not to be a racist.
Rogoth
about 1 year ago
so many questions and so much want for medic to have an awesome stache
about 1 year ago
I wonder if Jo has left the comments on just to laugh at the trolls...
Whatever
about 1 year ago
The internet is for porn!
faggots
about 1 year ago
@◕ ◡ ◕:

This is what you're doing:
RAGE RAGE RAGE

This is what I want you to do:
hurr
Xenon
about 1 year ago
I am jealous of that metroid. o-o
Mac
about 1 year ago
What's with all the newfag comments? Babies suck breasts for milk. A baby metroid thinks Samus is its mother. Hence, baby metroid sucks Samus' breasts.
◕ ◡ ◕
about 1 year ago
@faggots:

This is what you're doing:
TROLL TROLL TROLL

This is what I want you to do:
PK
about 1 year ago
@Nare: :D
VV
about 1 year ago
i'd like some of that.
Reg
about 1 year ago
@Travis Touchdown: No, you're not the only one.
School Glue
about 1 year ago
@faggots:
Dude come on that is kind of uncalled for.
Nare
about 1 year ago
Forgot to say:

@AckAckAck
: So I wasn't the only one who thought she had a Jetson-eske look there, huh?
Nare
about 1 year ago
Why can't people let Jo do what he does in PEACE?

Totally agree with PK here; though maybe it would be much work for Jo to update TWO comics...
Oh, Wow.
about 1 year ago
@AckAckAck: She does look like a blonde Wilma. O.o
Roflcopter419
about 1 year ago
@Hay Guis: That actually makes more sense, and it's less disturbing. A bit less funny though.
Travis Touchdown
about 1 year ago
You first reaction is repulsion, then acceptance, and then, finally, arousal... Just me then?
about 1 year ago
So..Professor Utonium is Medic's biological father? Interesting. It seems you DO learned something everyday.

@Dead Comic: Cry sum moar.
HeliumZombie
about 1 year ago
Super Metroid seems to imply it turns stuff to dust. So I assume it would be quite painful ktccd.
about 1 year ago
@Cyclone Duke:
Agreed...(Second part, a'maybe)

Anywho...yah, "comic is comic".
Cyclone Duke
about 1 year ago
Lol the people trolling need to grow up as much as the people genuinely aroused by this :P
faggots
about 1 year ago
It's really sad seeing people drooling over some wetback's drawing of a video game character.
ktccd
about 1 year ago
Wouldn't this be excruciatingly painful? Seeing as it's a metroid and all...
the bane
about 1 year ago
don't listen to the "do not want" guys!
because i want MOAR!
AckAckAck
about 1 year ago
the middle samus look like a blonde wilma flintstone
PK
about 1 year ago
Also Jo, I would LOVE more stuff like this. Have a separate comic for NSFW stuff if you have to.
Ace
about 1 year ago
Luckiest. Metroid. Ever.
Philby
about 1 year ago
Samus is Breast feeding?
AceOfScarabs
about 1 year ago
Hatchling is a lucky larva.
Catalyst
about 1 year ago
@Driftir:
I thought exactly the same thing...

OT: I don't think I've ever been so jealous of the flying little headcrabs.
Souseiseki
about 1 year ago
Obvious Claymore reference.
DUd
about 1 year ago
not really sure what to say about this but good job this is FANservice
Purrversion
about 1 year ago
More scenes like this plz.
TheCakeMaker
about 1 year ago
@Bebop Nothing is wrong with porn.
Altherix
about 1 year ago
Me thinks Joe is as frustrated that Metroid: Other M got pushed back as I am.

No complaints as it means he's drawing more Samus then.
about 1 year ago
@Bebop: Only that it's too awesome for the public.
Bebop
about 1 year ago
I thought Jo drawing porn was public knowledge.
Somethin wrong with porn?
hurr
about 1 year ago
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/JoPereira/1
DK
about 1 year ago
@hurr: Pics or it didn't happen.
memotro
about 1 year ago
@hurr: Lul WUT?!
about 1 year ago
Why is Professor Utonium here?


Hmmm....
hurr
about 1 year ago
You dumbasses know that jo draws porn, right?
Roam
about 1 year ago
Metroids latch onto things. Samus Aran tends to get metroid enemies latched onto her. The infant metroid bonding thing has been a passing joke in many places ever since Super Metroid. Why so serious?

Sure are a lot of kneejerking prudes around here.
about 1 year ago
Who needs a GF scientist when you can have Dr. Ned!?
Hay Guis
about 1 year ago
To those who find this disturbing or "retarded".
Maybe it is just Samus' thought on WHY the metroid seems to be attached, not her WANTING it to happen?
No need to overshoot the title's meaning.
about 1 year ago
Woa...that's...toatally normal to have monster sucking on your tits. Totally normal
iToxicMochii
about 1 year ago
OHMAHGAWD THIS IS CUTE
> D<
about 1 year ago
I remember the first Nerfnow I've ever seen.
http://nerfnow.com/comic/123

Way more imaginative :O
Ryo_256
about 1 year ago
I also hope my new pc would arrive before the engie update.
about 1 year ago
@Dead Comic: That's right, Jo should only do TF2 comics, clearly. Creativity be damned, a comic must always stick to its template, for all time!

Seriously though, it's kind of funny if you have even remote knowledge of the Metroid series.

Man up bro, just don't read the comic when it's not TF2.
NOM NOM NOM
about 1 year ago
At first I was all "wtf?"

The longer I looked at it, the funnier it got.

METROID IS BABIES!
nom nom nom

*dies laughing*
an-on-a-moose
about 1 year ago
Well.


This is random.
Dead Comic
about 1 year ago
Sums it up easily, I seriously can't think of any rational thought behind this one. Jo, take a break from comics and come back when you're not being stupid.

This isn't funny, cute or charming.

This is flat out stupid
about 1 year ago
I WANT TO BE THE METROID.
Serathis
about 1 year ago
wtf?
Me or I, one of them
about 1 year ago
ALL POSTERS IS BABIES!
Dave
about 1 year ago
Dudes, it's a comic. There is nothing canon about this.
Once, I Was Many
about 1 year ago
Maybe Samus CAN'T have babies of her own. I mean, she has been exposed to many dangerous things (Phazon ring any bells?) and had her genome tampered with at least twice (part Chozo, part Metroid), so having the hatchling suckle at her (realisticlly sized) breast is the closest thing she will get.
Skye
about 1 year ago
I'd forgive this if it was funny, but... No, no, I'm just not getting the point. Maybe I'm not into a young woman into a swimsuit having her breasts sucked by an alien baby.
*shrug*
Driftir
about 1 year ago
Why is Professor X with Samus? Where are the Powerpuff Girls?!
about 1 year ago
Metroid baby is credit to team.
TheMagister
about 1 year ago
Well I suppose she IS part Metroid after what happened in fusion...
The13thclam
about 1 year ago
That's rather disturbing to be honest. The fact that she seems to be enjoying it doubles the creepy factor. Well done Jo.
about 1 year ago
Readers is babies. Seriously, stop over reacting. And respect the mommy with her adopted baby :< (she even mentions that the baby metroid follows her like a lost kid, in the game).
DM1293
about 1 year ago
...And now the fanservice has moved quite into fappable territory.

The saddest thing is, I never thought of this either.
about 1 year ago
Oh cry me a river people. Who knows, maybe Samus always wanted to be a mother. Just never had time with the bounty-hunting and the Chozo and whatnot.
What the fuck
about 1 year ago
Jo what the hell is this.

Seriously what the fuck
Falco64
about 1 year ago
Can't help but notice that no one has yet claimed Samus' breasts. Is it because they are so obviously already claimed? Or is it because no one wants to mess with baby metroid and incur the wrath of Samus?
PK
about 1 year ago
This is haaaaaaawt. :3

Would be hotter if she had no top. :x
LockeZ
about 1 year ago
YESSSS.

Next time on Nerf Now: the metroid cock ring.
about 1 year ago
I wonder where else that Metroid been.
Arb
about 1 year ago
NO WONDER it gave Samus the hyper beam. That met is the first thing to get that close to samus, EVER. Even Falcon can't get that close without being shown her moves.
ktccd
about 1 year ago
That's not medics dad, that's the medic from when he was experimenting with the effects of a moustache. It turns out that you look less scary with one, so he shaved it.

(And replaced the glasses)
about 1 year ago
The title actually succeeds in making this even more disturbing.
TheMagister
about 1 year ago
Well I wasn't expecting THAT >.<
about 1 year ago
Why the Varia Suit, Jo? Just because it's the "Cliche" suit for the series anymore? I personally like the first one from Super Metroid... :3
qwerq
about 1 year ago
The doctor looks like the professor from the Power Puff Girls but with glasses and a stache.
I CAN'T UNSEE
about 1 year ago
This is a little startling.
Mark_M
about 1 year ago
I hate this!
This is terrible!
#2
about 1 year ago
Is the Metriod thinking that or Samus?
about 1 year ago
Looks like this is where the Medic's dad makes his profession...
flamingarrow
about 1 year ago
that is one happy metroid.