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Lazy Engineer
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7 months ago
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Primary
9 months ago
Oh my god that's genius.
amendybreedia
about 1 year ago
BINGO!
about 1 year ago
F*** fan service this is 'tan'service
about 1 year ago
if only you could do this
about 1 year ago
HOW HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE.
Steelteeth13
about 1 year ago
I would tap taht so hard
o
about 1 year ago
As a student engineer IRL, I can't believe I never considered that.

Clever fuck.
THUNDERCOCK MCSHITCUNT
over 2 years ago
STOP SPAMMING YOUR SHIT ON /v/ YOU GIGANTIC FAGGOT
Bob
over 2 years ago
Added tan-lines FTW.
omgnewbdere
over 2 years ago
i earn many meduls 4 dat
over 2 years ago
Technically doesn't the spy just need to sap the other tele (or alternatively, just hop through it and appear in the middle, away from the spinning wrench o' doom).
over 2 years ago
Forgot it was boobquake day!
sauceror
over 2 years ago
@Techman5: another problem with your idea is that the teleporter stops spinning when it gets sapped. I doubt it'll keep enough inertia for the wrench to hit the teleporter twice xd
over 2 years ago
The fanservice is for Boobquake. That's JP's story and he's sticking to it.
over 2 years ago
Now you're thinking with portals!
^
over 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vjha77dJ10
Jake'm
over 2 years ago
@Techman5: The problem there being if the entrance and exits are so close, why bother?
Gelugon_baat
over 2 years ago
That's a lot of photo notes. By the way, Valve won't make such an unlock by the way.
Lien
over 2 years ago
"The spy was about to sap the sentry but the poor bugger didn't even had the chance. It was rigged with traps and receive a wrench straight to his face. And yet, no engies was around but this broad with an alibi."

"Then we could say that the spy...
*puts sunglasses*
...sapped himself"
RAwrs
over 2 years ago
What protects the engineer???
over 2 years ago
It's easy to get around the spy-shooting-the-tele thing. Just put the entrance close enough to be whacked by the exit or vice-versa. It will be fixed and de-sappered the same as the sentry and dispenser. FIX'D
Troll
over 2 years ago
The real question: Is that a straw coming out of the delicious orange beverage, or a weird angular mouth?
Stickmeister
over 2 years ago
Great. Gets rid of spies and upgrades my buildings at the same time!

Now I have more time to wear swimsuits that have zippers for some reason!
Jake'm
over 2 years ago
My god that is awesome and I would not be surprised if Valve incorporated it as a gameplay feature in TF2. Pros being you can go around and shoot stuff, cons being you're stuck if you need to melee someone.
Harharhar
over 2 years ago
Fanservice? I didn't expect that from you! It was surprising.
over 2 years ago
And @Cronoo: I agree. Otherwise you might get a fruit in a game and always choose to be the Medic.
over 2 years ago
Wait, is it just me, or did Engie-tan always have those tan lines?
@?????: True dat. xD If only this was possible.
?????
over 2 years ago
Moral of the story: Work smart, not hard.
DM1293
over 2 years ago
Simple. Just attach a flamethrower to the top of the teleporter or wrench and it'll become a flame cyclone.
TrollShark
over 2 years ago
Now we just need to figure out a way to add fire to the wrench and a bikini removal service and we'
re golden.
Lazy DM V
over 2 years ago
Science!
Cronoo
over 2 years ago
T_T wish my engine could use his TP that way, and they need Female models of all the classes!
L
over 2 years ago
moar
Toby
over 2 years ago
Well, the Spy WAS going to whack himself off later...
nomnomnom
over 2 years ago
@blah: but if he does that he would be exposed to the sentry
over 2 years ago
this here comic should be used as a Corona beer ad
a nerd
over 2 years ago
This wouldn't work: the cord would wrap around the axle of the teleporter. If the wrench were held on by OOH A HOT ENGINEER
Dalej
over 2 years ago
I hope this makes it into the update. For shotgun or pistol :-)
over 2 years ago
Give us pyro.
Pondwrite
over 2 years ago
Nice...what can I say, if intelligence=lazy, then so be it.
Anonymous
over 2 years ago
DAT_ASS.jpg
blah
over 2 years ago
He just needs to revolver the exit/entrance. The wrench cannot hit the exit/entrance for repairs. And then he should 3======D her.
over 2 years ago
Civilian Engi Tan is on vacation.
http://s5.directupload.net/images/100425/thrwwu58.jpg
Rogue
over 2 years ago
Hot sexy engineer in update? Yes please!

Oh... people meant the attachment? Meh.
Stomphoof
over 2 years ago
WANT WALLPAPER OF HOT ENGIE NOW PLOX
Lol
over 2 years ago
Like the idea, a self-defending teleporter..
XD
Oh, and like the engie..
over 2 years ago
Sentry slappin dat spy.

Engie getting a tan and sippin dat oj.-
Seldom
over 2 years ago
oh wow, that's amazing.
over 2 years ago
It's more likely then you think.
Vuther
over 2 years ago
This. Is. Brilliance.

This NEEDS to be included in the Engineer update.
Fromage.
over 2 years ago
Engie-tan needs some tan, obv.
Winged Cat
over 2 years ago
@Destati: If Engi-tan is close enough to the dispenser, that's her source of metal. Yes, it's slow if you only rely on the dispenser's metal, but the point is to proceed with minimal effort once everything has been set up.
soul
over 2 years ago
it looks like

*puts on sunglasses*

he just got backwrenched
YYEAAAHHH!!!
oracio
over 2 years ago
it seems *puts on glasses* he was the only spy

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
over 2 years ago
Crappy background, in both red and blue
Blu 1920x1080 http://i44.tinypic.com/30sd25h.png
Blu 1024x728 http://i41.tinypic.com/292wx1k.png
Red 1920x1080 http://i42.tinypic.com/mbjyfo.png
Red 1024x768 http://i44.tinypic.com/21a9mv.png

now we wait for Jo to make a better one
RaineHero
over 2 years ago
..... Waaiiiit- What if red spy used the teleporter? Then he'd be safe :( and then engie-tan would have to move :( :(
Troll NOW!!
over 2 years ago
Sunglasses?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Clever engy made more efficient way to do EVERYTHING!

And still get a tan? HYES!
over 2 years ago
Engie update, coming soon.
PT
over 2 years ago
Honestly, this is nowhere near fanservice I am used to (from mangas and animes :P), but this teleporter+wrench trick is damn INGENIUS! 10/10
Skye
over 2 years ago
That.
Is.
GENIUS.
Kdebones
over 2 years ago
I know for sure that if this does happen, there will be SOOOO much QQ from the Spy Community. Then again, why go for the stuff when you can backstab? And i don't just mean with your knife =3
over 2 years ago
@spazhero

What he said. I think your TF2 comics are best as well, not to say you can't specialize in other games when it comes to comedy.

Speaking of TF2 comics, are you planning on working on the Sniper Demo relationship?
Regal
over 2 years ago
Clever girl.
spazhero
over 2 years ago
hey just a question...u evah gona close up that sniper demo relationship comic arc or just let US decide what we think is the best choice. u know that one thing we call opinion!
spazhero
over 2 years ago
YAY more tf2
personaly i think tf2 comics are the best ones u make!
gimmethegepgun
over 2 years ago
At first I thought that was a Ghostbusters trap. Took me a bit to figure out what you did thar :P
RaF
over 2 years ago
WOW, no upper tan lines
riDDi
over 2 years ago
Aw nouw, messed up face destroys picture.
???
over 2 years ago
Okay, maybe it is because I haven't played in a few months, but what is this comic about?

Sorry
yoshi
over 2 years ago
MOAR fanservice!
Platypus
over 2 years ago
It is the most dangerous game... of Skip-It™ , brought to you by Engi-chan Inc.

Spray of Red Spy getting owned by wrench on a string plz. ;D
Guardian Tempest
over 2 years ago
Stuff can get so routine so fast, it's almost like you don't need any effort.
over 2 years ago
http://s5.directupload.net/images/100424/sgh6gnvh.png
Mr. Literal Man
over 2 years ago
Even if we disregard the other factors, any spy confronted with this would find cover and shoot the teleporter until

1) It is destroyed,
2) The engineer gets pissed and pursues the spy. In that case, the Spy would kill the engineer and resume until the latter is achieved.
Destati
over 2 years ago
um, the only way a building can be repaired or upgraded is if the player has metal.

In this case, the player is... non existant.

The effect is the same as though someone was whacking a building with 0 metal
chris
over 2 years ago
gentlemen- i give you, in its purest form= win
Nonnomiss
over 2 years ago
THOSE TANLINES
over 2 years ago
Oh hell yes, I want that engie as a wallpaper pinup (without background would be best)
over 2 years ago
This is the best one in a long time Jo. You need to come back to /tg/. We miss you!
MistahFixIt
over 2 years ago
The Improviser
Level 0.5 Piece of String!

Tie it to stuff! See what happens! The possibilities are endless!
azndragon
over 2 years ago
Hmm, never thought the wrench could be used like that before. Thought you would do one about L4D2 "The Passing" DLC, but this is funny nonetheless.
RJF
over 2 years ago
Heh, that's actually quite ingenious.
over 2 years ago
its working smarter not harder.
RAwrs
over 2 years ago
teleporter can get destroyed by the sapper is spy jumps over the wrench

lol
Uberdylan
over 2 years ago
BRILLIANT

I lol'd. So hard. You have made my day.
over 2 years ago
Anyone want to fight on Beta? Add me. Hyouga.aruso
Falco64
over 2 years ago
To Starpilot: The teleporter entrance is under her chair.
Eon
over 2 years ago
@ Starpilot

A: She probably upgraded the Teleporter first.

B: RED Spy is an idiot.
StarPilot
over 2 years ago
There are 2 flaws with this idea.
1. The teleporter won't upgrade itself.
2. If someone takes the teleporter, it won't be spinning at max speed until it recharges, giving spies an opening.
SPAH!
over 2 years ago
you might call that the whack off sentry?
Nibelung
over 2 years ago
Awesometastic.
Epsilon
over 2 years ago
Why has no one thought of this before.

Wallpaper version please
Bob
over 2 years ago
That's actually a good idea.

Also, zipper bikini.
Loli Desu~
over 2 years ago
FINALLY A GOOD ONE!
/r/: last panel in wallpaper form
Somedood
over 2 years ago
I mean, "In."
Somedood
over 2 years ago
That should so exist. Also, I think you meant "on."