Remember, kids; just because she's moe doesn't mean she's not a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end. :D

They'r gonna have to sew you back together, IN HELL!

lol. IN HELL.

I demand you remake this comic and give the Demon some glue.

I think it would've been more appropriate if they had to glue him back together, IN HELL!

I probably shouldn't have read this before reading the one prior to it.

That's fricken awesome...lol

this inspired me to make sticky bomb cupcakes. now.
:3

He should ask the Demoman on his team for some of his liquor. He'll need it.

@gimmethegepgun: Okay, 167 has a soldat-tan

Those are all Scottish Resistance stickies...

she's watching him...

@Regal: 204 did as well. Has there been female soldier? I thought it was in last year's Valentines, but guess not

All other units distracted the enemy (fog was on, so AI attacked what it saw), then blocked enemy advance, buying my infantry time to capture both HQs. Result: gold medal win in 8 days. The shared vision of allies might have actually hurt yellow, since it and blue were distracted when blue saw me.

Challenge taken. Map: Poem Cape. No COs, I took red, blue & yellow were allied. This was a pre-deployed map, with units on the bottom and undefended HQs on top. I rushed north, getting my (non-mech) infantry to the blue HQ ASAP with the help of the rig.

Comic 102, last year's valentine's day, had a female pyro.

@Esproc but first he will have to ladder his implants and then go buff begging, and then he will find that he has not done the math correctly and will have to start from scratch again

He's needs to equip a Hold Hell at Bay...

@John Dude: I'm quite sure I've seen a female pyro in one frame (sort of a cloak like suit, a bit like a cross between the one Fatman from MGS2 wears and a dress).

@gelugon2105:
She had help from the Easter Bunny.

also i think the stitches are there till the glue dries,

@jake'm there is a female voice over for the scout out there

@John Dude: I think there's some female mods on the internet, but the voices are still the same. There was a Touhou mod which has the character models, but no voice-overs and the characters looked quite soul-less.

Now that we appear to have tans for just about everybody (Except pyro...) Somebody should make a female mod for TF2

Since Hell is Hell and horrible, I'm guessing that glue isn't really glue...

You ARE going to put them back together right?

Comon, everyone has had a girl, except Sniper. Give the guy some slag!

Sticky in the food. Demochan has obviously been talking to Heavy.

They reconcile when red demolass getting surrounded by blu team, snipey going to double cross them

I approve of this update after the Demo-tan incident.

@A Bag of Opinions
I have to brush my teeth before I eat or I get really nauseated for some reason.

AW:DoR : Turn on Fog of War, use lots of infantry and indirect fire units = Victory! (Does not work on no-base maps)

Well... I agree with the love/apologies note on an arrow with the huntsman. but not at demo-tan. it will go right thru redspy's head, who will be besides her, maybe manipulating her into hating even more sniper. also, redspy's guilty for the calendar!

Wait a minute...

Who brushes, THAN eats...he'z crazy. No wonder he has relationship problems.

A vingança feminina é sempre terrivel...
Tenho sorte de minahs EX não terem granadas

Oh, they gonna have to STITCH you back tegether...

IN HELL

Wonder how the Red Demo-tan managed to sneak sticky bombs into the Blue Sniper's belongings. She must be working with the Red Spy!

It's a Japanese thing; they use the honorific "chan" at the end of names of kids/women when talking casually, and tan is the way that some kids say chan when talking to about each other (because they can't form the cha sound probs)

...but any chance someone can explain that "-tan" thing everyone uses on the end of the name for female versions?

I've probably just had a massive memory failure and forgotten because I'm pretty sure I knew at one point. But atm I'm tired and forgetful.

Hmmm. I'm guessing that *is* Darkness from Legend (Tim Curry in the 8-foot demon costume, yay!). I was thinking it was Horny from the Dungeon Keeper games, but he's got straight horns rather than the curved ones here. :-)

@CoolHandNuke: It's not entirely his fault. Had it not appeared to be the first of April, he might've been there so fast that the pyro would be left staring at an imaginary jackass.

i have AW: DoR too! actually, i just lost it today....... i think the easter bunny took it

@Solokov: actually, cupid used a crossbow in that

Hmm... first one is a regular sticky, the other 2 are SCO-RES. Calendar spah must have gotten her in there somewhere

looks like they ran out of glue.
IN HELL!!!

That's what he gets for being mean to Demo-chan *shakes fist*

he should use his Huntsman to fire an apology note next to Demo-tan

evar play Advance Wars 2? All of the last exibition battles are 1v3.....stupidly hard but beatable.

Stitching back? Without glue? In MY Hell?

Ludicrous! D:

Also, yay for mini-arc? <=D

I hope for a happy ending for everyone :P

this could turn out to be an interesting mini arch or something :D

Hmmm... wonder how this'll turn out.. possibly like Keeple's glash vid where Cupid got the Blu Spy and the Red Pryro with a single Huntsman shot.

Ha ha women problems

Hurray, story arc!

OH, it looks like they're gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!

i know ! BLU sniper will stick a note with "im sorry bla bla bla" on his arrow , shoot it blindly at the red team base, and by that, headshot the RED demo-tan. that's how huntsman snipers get their kills anyway.

Oh snap. I don't know if he was planning this, but it feels like he used my comment.

Here is the 10 ring of hell the assembly line for heart broken souls.
In EA case the industrial level where I go to kill workers and curb stomp some undead work babies.

They'll have to sew you back together! IN HELL!

I've beaten 3 allied COs on the map "Quad Isles." I think it's probably the easiest map to do it on. Just get lots of missiles and anti-tanks.

@HavocHQ: So far the problem is: fighting 3 allied AIs they usually grab enough buildings first to overwhelm me.
If you can do it, I tip my hat for you.
And, yes.. grabbing and keeping the town is the key.

I usually can take on 3 allied COs at once, but not quickly. With AW it's often a matter of getting the towns first; once you start winning, there's practically no way the AI will ever come back.

As much as I hate his guts, my favorite tends to be Greyfield. Make Sea Planes, let the bombs rain.

Their gonna sew you back together, IN HELL!

Needs more active decapitation

@HasAPlanToKillEveryoneHeMeets:

Butthurt Sniper Detected!

@Tappipappa:

Hey should put a note on a arrow with something like, I didna know it wasn't april 1st anymore, then make sure the gets it without killing her.

I'm getting tired of Sniper being the butt monkey of these comics. (Sniper-Tan not included but even then she's appeared less and less and we all know given the choice, Pyro would take Engie-Tan over her any day)

I say let Sniper get the happy ending for once!

I prefer using Brenner as his defensive capabilities can generally fend off 2 C.O.es without problem.

Bastard BLU.

Let's send him back for more stickies.

>:3

@alex24r: Sure thing. I started using Isabella because I enjoyed her theme song but she is pretty kick-ass.

@Nemo & @ Chozo "Oh, they're gonna hafta STITCH ye back together... In Hell!

Should I give the AI's a CO as well? I think I could beat two allied ones, but barely. Either way, my favorite CO was Isabella, although I preferred to use Gage.

well, shes pissed.....id say do and appologize but i doubt we will be able to get close

Inb4 sloppy makeouts in the dark cold night.

Demo-tan is so yandere :3

congratz you got me to play TF2 again

Does this mean more demo-lass in the future? I hope so!

Well, i guess he kinda had it coming.

Let's hope Sniper can get Demo-tan to calm down and apologize to her, otherwise Sniper iz not credit to team.

I shall take on your AW:DoR challenge, sir!

@Lancars Do you mean the Prince of Darkness from Legend? I loved that movie, it was awesome, as was the soundtrack.

Huh, I guess this is Demolassie's revenge for being spurned soon. Hopefully it'll sort itself out in the end...

"Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!"

OH, it looks like they're gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!

I'm just commenting here. Got no idea what this is about.

I would like to be the first to thank the author for the story arc...

...and for mentioning The Mourning Bride.

+1 to contemporary English poetry knowledge! :D

(I majored in english)

That red guy reminds me of the daemon from some movie...