These boots are made for Rushin'
That's just what they'll do
Cause one day these boots are gonna
Rush all over you!

Yay Shiney Drone Tan!

@azndragon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvAES6Y9Kfw&feature=related

haha I like your story

@Mundus33: Nice theory, but paying developers to fix bugs traditionally means that there will always be bugs to fix.

And besides, sterilizing the Zerg would be a MASSIVE nerf.

(Y'know, "fixing" bugs...)

we would be paying the video game company for us to polish thier games* (small clarification; no edit button)

I am surprised that nobody has commented on the fact that if adding polish was anything like this (Polish + attractive female character from the game) we would be paying the video game company to polish games and there would never be a bug in any game ever.

I think Dood's hit it right on the ball.

Hooray satire.

He's just commenting on the protracted development cycle. They've taken so long buffing every last detail (not a bad thing) that even the CHARACTERS are getting sick of waiting.

FYI, for those who actually don't get it. He is saying that all SCII is, is a polished up SCI.

Personally, and perhaps also the point, the polish is gooood! Oh and I claim 1/2 of each can, I am half polish after all.

MY EYES!!! *eyes explode*

@Bob: Anyone taking someone acting like a tsundere seriously deserves everything they get.

If, uh, that makes sense >_>

I wonder if there is a direct correlation between claiming one of the "naughty bits" as yours and how much actual play you have gotten. That out of the way, I was not invited to the Beta either, even though I did the Battle.net, I'm not frustrated, if anything it makes the fruit seem sweeter.

I can hear Dr. Eggman saying those 'NO!'s right now

So a Polish guy walks into a bar...wait. Wrong polish, my bad.

Oh, and nice shiny comic.

People took Jo seriously?
I thought it was obvious...what with the whole extra s before stupid.

You spin me right round baby right round! >X D I'm sorry, i've been wanting to make a Photo Note with that for ages.

@Commander204: No because I didn't like the game without an expansion so I didn't bother with the expansion. After playing RTS games like Rise of Nations and Age of Empires SC just felt really shitty.

Because it's not.

Who in their right mind would think SCII is not AWESOME? (yes, with capital letters!!!)

Lol you guys just got trolled by Jo

Of course, they can't let *everyone* into the beta. After all, Blizzard can only afford so many cans of polish, and let's be frank anyone who's in it just won't stop.

I get it! since you can't get in beta your mad at the game, which doesn't necessary mean it is a bad game. Like the story reference.

i don't even know this game, but this is funny X3

But I'm from Poland and that means I'm Polish! Does that mean I get to get close to Zerg-chan?

Lol @Mr.Fox and Grapes' comment!

I just watched a LOT of SCII footage... and I'm LOVING what I'm seeing. Can't wait to get my hands on it.

heh, after the last comic I thought you didn't like starcraft 2

I thought you gave everything away in the last sentence when you stuttered.

Still polishing...still polishing...if they polish too much it will lose it's original sheen :O

Oh how sweet it will be. That's right, jump a little more, you can smell it now cant you that sweet, moist, ripe, tender smell that compares only to a woman. You sly fox, we are just hanging right here. See so close this time. You know you want some sweet tender juicy grapes.

Hey grapefags, how do you enjoy your grapes? I'll be over here with my delicious apple.

Kinda hard not to tell with all the starcraft love, that you'd like the game even if it's just a 3D version of the original.

Plus the mock tsundere line that was the same structure as the valentine predator-tan's line kinda gave it away, unless someone doesn't bother reading things for subtext

I think its trying to say is, "We're polishing it until it's perfect. Relax and wait, when the game finally does come out, it'll be good. Trust us."

Nope, Blizzard kept us waiting too long.

@Anon: Did you try the first game and its expansion along with their campaigns and multi-player?

I didn't like Star Craft I don't see any reason while I'll like II.

To respond to what Jo said in his comments earlier, and after reading the Fox and the Grapes, I do not despise this game because I can't play it. I know that it's gonna be amazing, but I am still bummed I didn't get chosen for beta testing.

Probably something like "you could polish a turd all you can but it's still a turd"

Go easy on her. She's still got a hangover from the party.

I wish i could Polish her.

PRETTY, PRETTY, SHINY, SHINY

YOU REQUIRE ADDITIONAL WAX CANS

I'm a little confused. Are you just saying that the Zerg units in SC2 have way too much specular lighting on them or something?

First ;)

Talk about polish!