So you like dressing like a schoolgirl huh Jo ?

@Neetori

*Gets out paddle*

WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!

oh my god, it's a weeaboo!

Wait...did someone said 'weeaboo'?

well the third panel from recent news is in fact Jo.

This pretty much explains most hentai

Just,without Samus

@What: Wtf? Samus has always been a girl. And I can see why using Justin Bailey here is not advised...RUN FASTER SAMUS!!!

I get the joke, maybe the school girl uniform was for her, or another girl was there and became a victim of those tentacles.

Looks like she will come back after she has the PowerBomb, Super Missile and other destructives PowerUps or she will blow up the planet like always...

So Master Chief turned into a tentacle monster big deal, that's a lot better than him trying to get Samus drunk at last year's Christmas party...

@Dracojounin7:
Samus is not afraid of the Schoolgirl costume. She's afraid of what would happen if the Tentacle realized that under that kickass suit is a pretty pretty girl.

Let us remember that Samus was once to be a guy.

Think hard before searching for metroid prons on that note.

@Anonymous

Amen brother.

@Bisected: Combine advisors aren't exactly swift nor nimble.

@Anonymoose:

What? Zero Suit Samus hentai is AWESOME

hooboy... Japanese schoolgirl tentacle.. the world ends by it self raping XD

You all know you want to see that happen. Go buy the book from Japan.

Samus Aran's only fear... I think it got the schoolgirl costume by penetrating then bursting open the last victim O_O RUN, SAMUS, RUN! It deals 1-swell KOs!

That is why I use the NARPAS SWORD0 code.
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@Blah Tentacles tend to be on aliens, which Samus kills, and that would be one that would rape her.

@Westy543: Encountering a generic but immobile purple tentacle monster when you're wearing a tank's worth of armour/exoskeleton is probably better than being attacked by a very mobile Combine Advisor with neither armour nor the advantage of being the protagonist...

No double entendre, everyone knows about the Wood Beam.
You acquire it in Warfair? You know the one.

make me wonder, when I read the manga, Samus were orphaned after her parent are killed by the pirates when she's a small child. Then some alien took her and rise her until adulthood. my question is....

Do Samus learn things like love relationship and... sex? what her normal life is like?

Oh she'll be back. She just has to acquire the Little Boy and Fat Man bomb powerup first.

@Lord_Tristan, I think you inadvertanly stumbled upon Enlong's meaning... It's a "wood" beam. And Samus is the reciprocating gender...

That thing might just have an Energy Tank in it, but even I wouldn't fight it for that.

you know what, I'm gonna go get the Ice beam first, then come back.

better safe than sorry better safe than sorry

sooner or later, someone will make a story/image from this...

hail the internet!

>engie wishes happy year of the tiger
>2010 will be a Metal Tiger year
dohohohohoho I see what you most likely coincidentally did thar

I've always tought what would happen, if the character I'm controlling refused to go cheerfully in Caverns of Horror. That could be pretty hilarious. Now I know.

@Bisected: Why's that?

So... much... win! TT_TT
Edit: Bonus Awesome Points for the Justin Bailey reference.

Chinese New Year isn't till February 14th...

If she's worried, she should be relieved that she isn't Alyx Vance. ¬_¬

I thought for a moment it was a tentacle school girl too... it's the dimple in the "stomache" area that looks like a belly button.

Also: I get the tentacle rape joke, but not Samus being in it. Is it because she's usually fearless? Regardless, I found it funny.

dang that looks more like the bowels of hell is samus on phobos?

Am I the only one who thought it was a Tentacle School Girl?

Yep, she don't wanna deal with THAT.

Also, love the Tiger-y Engie-tan ya linked in the description.

So, is the schoolgirl outfit supposed to be the upgrade she gets from defeating it?

@Lien i Think Not, i think it's about Samus' Tentacle Rape Pics. and how ppl like to see aliens raping her.

So... is this team ninja's metroid game?

Hentai + Samus = DO NOT WANT.

Good thing she made the right choice with sealing the rape monster behind plywood.

LOVE THE TENTACLE.

@ZombiePlasticClock: damn you beat me to it.

I don't get it.

I get the tentacle rape, I just don't understand the strip's joke.

Samus found the "Screw this!" Powerup!

Fuck this planet. Who needs two-hundred missiles anyway?

Excuse me. I'll be ROFLMAO for the next 9 hours. Even Samus is afraid of something.

@Enlong: But why would Samus have a Wood Beam...

I just wonder how the schoolgirl ended up in that place. Spacestations/ships and alien planets aren't really the most common after school hangouts

Of course wood will keep it at bay!
It's special wood from the Wood Beam!

@Loyal: Then you do not know about tentacle rape hentai then.

I don't get it.

Years after coasting off into obscurity, Sailor Moon shows her true colors and lurks about on a space station. Huh...never thought it'd happen.

I just found out about this drink, Tentacle Grape. Cant be coincidence...

tentacle rape... DO NOT WANT!

olololol

I hope that wood can fend off that thing...

I don't get it, why would a dude like Samus be afraid of that?

...Wait a second, Samus is a what?!?

I don't think wood will keep that thing at bay...

My goodness just look at the time!

I guess Samus ain't into the kinky stuff.