For about 2 years it was true.

As for you DUKE, was the game really worth the wait?

I kind of wish this were true, considering how DNF ended up.

Yeah, this is hilarious in hindsight.

WRONG!

Came across this reading through the archives and LOL'D SO HARD!

haaaaaaaaaaaaa

JOKES ON YOU BIATCH !!!

1 more month :(

May 3.
12 years worth to wait.

The joke's going to be on people like this guy when it comes out this May.

It has a release date

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its out >:D

A new company has taken over making Forever.

the wheel is ever turning..

That link I posted is where YOU can preorder it now!

You lost the game Jo. It's coming 2/1/11

IN
YOUR
FACE!

LMAO! wouldn't you know, apparently pigs can fly!

Always bet on Duke.

DON'T YOU DARE LOSE HOPE YOUNG MAN FOR THERE IS ON LAST LIGHT!!! http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/03/duke-nukem-forever-rumored-at-pax/

Easily the best update ever. Engie is gonna need something really big to top this.

BTW Targe: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1079411

Targe: bullets (Natascha)/melee/juggle with rocket/grenade.
Sword: stay the fuck away from them then.
Equalizer: soldier has <60 HP, so be good at shotgun aiming at least.
DH: still needs precision and good prediction (for mid-range and above) to master.
Buff: everyone pile on the banner holder.

Frankly, im sick of this entire update. I can't even leave cover without a few hundred rockets and grenades blending me into a organ-flavored smoothie.

Personally, I find all these new toys are OP.

Imbalizer?

Maybe in 2020 we get DNF for the X-Station 6700...

No. You are wrong. Always bet on Duke.

R.I.P Duke ;_;

I just LOVE the demos charging at me. They are running in a straight line... sniper crosshair on them... headshot. Or if Im scout I just doublejump over them and no lube to their behinds...

wow causal son starting to look more like his dad with each new comic.
"you aren't the causal kid with golden locks of hair that fall down to your waist and was close to being bound and gag by your mother and I need to tell you the truth. All ways bet on DUKEN."

;_;
DN4eva

I was in the kid's spot myself. Poor Duke :P

Also, regarding Demoman. There are Demomen, then there are Scotsmen. There is no warrior unless he is Scotsman. ;)

The DH has been fixed since this morning. That bug was taken out.

@TankHunter678: No random crits, yes. Reduce damage gain, no. Keep in mind the soldier needs to get into "if someone breathes on me, I die" range to get one-hits on the light classes(barring crits).

Chaos: Maybe wait until a majority of players are no longer soldiers or demomen? As heavy I've only ever been decapitated twice; once I was near death from other enemies, and the other time they had an uber. Heavy outright shreds "warrior" demomen.

As for the Equalizer, I would say remove its random crits, and reduce its damage gain a bit. Then any buffs to the shovel can make it a sidegrade.

I feel sorry for Gunboats more though, it ONLY protects against vertical rocket jump damage, not long or wall jumps. If that were fixed...

@Bdonski

The Direct Hit is in need of a bug fix, it is currently applying its damage bonus twice, and the mini-crit detection is working on swimmers and people going down stairs. So yes, its going to 1HKO most enemies because of bugs.

Delivery =/= deliver

He will delivery it this time! I just know it!

@Bdonski
The 1HKO'ing is the POINT of the weapon. No nerfs are required.
And no, the equalizer and eyelander bot fall easily to a puff + sting.

The Targe and Eyelander make him a more offensive class. The Scottish resistance is too impractical for normal combat, so it makes him more defensive. The pipebombs are the same because they work in both ways.
Valve's updates seem to change roles of their classes in a lot of ways.

Sword and board demo is hilariously overpowered, they cut 4 heads off in a span of several seconds because if you thought regular melee had a habit of being 400 feet long then you're gonna cry when a demo lops your head off from 6 miles away and then proceeds to do it to another dozen people.

D':

As for the targe and eyelander, I really don't know what they were thinking, its just an odd update, they should have stuck with a demo style and made a different grenade launcher.

The eyelander is an interesting idea and I think its balanced. The -25 hp hurts people a lot more then they think.

The Equalizer and Direct Hit are need of serious nerfs. The DH will 1HKO 7/9 classes if it hits them while they are jumping or falling, need I say more?

The equalizer will win every melee fight, and makes the soldier way to easy to play, capping points and intel or getting to hp much faster.

Balls of STEEL. STEEL. BALLS OF STEEL
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS. BALLS OF STEEL

I'LL CHOP ALL YOUR HEADS OFF

I'LL RAPE YOU ALLL!!!!

Haven't played any of the new weapons due to a crappy computer but those new weapons sound and look awesome.

>delivery it

I lol'd at "Imbalizer" :D

look again

IS STARTING TO TWITCH

NO ME

OMG NUUB

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