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Chris
about 1 month ago
@GameGeneral: It's called a 'Survival Spellcard', and ten seconds is pretty short for one.

And in other news, I take it they're planning to go up against the Gensokyo Official League of Danmaku (GOLD) team?
Jake'm
about 1 month ago
I read this now, and with the gift of experience, I can say this is entirely true.

Also, "Dave!"'s comment was WIN.
Kay
2 months ago
Wow. This is so great!
6548
4 months ago
I hate you. Please go die in a fire
Yojilk
6 months ago
I'm a fan of both games and you just made my day with this xD
Furyhunter
8 months ago
I only read the comic every now and then. Then I saw this.

MORE TOUHOU COMICS PLEASE
LightDasher
10 months ago
In case you didn't know, there IS a Touhou Fortress mod that replaces the classes with Touhou Characters :3
Man Who Lives In A Van
11 months ago
> Firing lasers joke

Good god, get off /b/
Wat
11 months ago
That medic.. Makes babies cry.
NachoPiggy
11 months ago
lol, so true.
Muffalopadus
11 months ago
Oh man, I want a spray version of that Medic/Heavy. That would be awesome.
gryffinp
11 months ago
@holyknight: That was some pretty lame trolling there. Try harder.
Kicken
11 months ago
@Bob:
Every thing from Japan is either Moe, Western, or Macabre.

It's true.
holyknight
11 months ago
I have no clue what Touhou is... but this comic is dah funny.
Also, World Ends With You is a fun game, and the company's other game, AAAAAH - disregard for gravity, is another good game.
Jesus Christ It's a Lion
11 months ago
If this was made into an arc, it would be the most epic thing created.
E-mouse
11 months ago
I'm late, but to the ubered-Touhou shenanigans: They're called bombs.
Azure
11 months ago
@ Mr. 64380

Yeah, there are 'technically' males in the Touhou series, just as there is 'technically' at least one female in TF2 (The announcer: "Victory!" "YOU FAILED!").

>_>
<_<

Also Pyro! *flees*
11 months ago
Spy with Dead Ringer wins at Touhou.
Ubered Heavy too.
Kitchen
11 months ago
I would love to see a War-hammer 40k arc at some point
dood
11 months ago
@HurrDurr:
I'm not very vocal about it, I just mostly don't like people.
ColdCedric
11 months ago
@Ghostkill: hehe time to bring the pain >:D Thanx
Pregnant Orc
11 months ago
What about Scouts mom? Single gender population makes that as scary as the Arnold movie Junior
Wisknort
11 months ago
Dave... The mental images... >_<

I'm going to look that game up someitme. If I don't forget.
Dave!
11 months ago
Medic To Heavy: "It'll be the most exciting ten seconds of your life."
Kuru
11 months ago
site owner should stop playing final fantasy imo
Kicken
11 months ago
@CosmicKirby:
Pt2:
You are probably just confusing their emotion of "FUCK YES I WANT TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU" for "FUCK YES I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I KNOW OF A GAME THAT NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT TOO".

Somehow.
Kicken
11 months ago
@CosmicKirby:
Pt1:
I know what you mean.

But if you think about it, there are people like that everywhere, if you interpret their emotion that way.
11 months ago
Cedric, they are going to the all female populace of Gensokyo! Sexy time.
CosmicKirby
11 months ago
I agree with what's been said by many others. I don't mind Touhou, I just hate the fanboys.

They seem to think they are better then others for finding a "cult" Japanese game that is "under the radar".

I may have bad experiences, but even my friends seem to act holier then thou about it.
ColdCedric
11 months ago
Could someone explain what going on with the last panel.
Rafagd
11 months ago
Next strip will have touhou girls finding about tf2 guys and flying to the red base. Both groups find empty places. =(

11 months ago
Also, if you want some TWEWY tips, I'm a living Pin encyclopedia.
11 months ago
I'd like to direct your attention to this:

http://touhoufortress2.web.fc2.com/main.html
11 months ago
@ Bob

Really? Most of the fanboys I've met are pretty laid-back, myself included. FanGIRLS perhaps?
Bob
11 months ago
Ugh, Touhou.

Well, Touhou in itself is pretty decent I guess, it's just the fan(bois) that annoy me.
11 months ago
http://touhoufortress2.web.fc2.com/main.html
11 months ago
RED team is amuzed!
AR
11 months ago
For those who for whatever reason haven't looked up Touhou on their own, I'll introduce you to it in the same way I was introduced to it: a game play video from the Extra stage of Perfect Cherry Blossom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8nkezy_rw&fmt=18
E-mouse
11 months ago
CAUTION! CAUTION!

oh god what
11 months ago
Reminds me of some Garry's Mod fun I had.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/Westy543/Gmod/TF2car-02.jpg
Kicken
11 months ago
Jo,

<3

That is all.
Drake
11 months ago
Fifthman, I have to admit, your notes in panels three and four made me chuckle.

Also, from total lack of Reimu anywhere I'm going to deduce that, like me, Jo is a Marisa only player. Lasers NEVER get old.
11 months ago
I would have used "headgear" instead of hats as that would have been a bit more encompassing besides "hat".

Still made me lol though.
Vesper
11 months ago
Dude, if you think Neku is a prick now, wait until the bonus ending mode. I don't want to spoil anything, but he is the complete opposite of how he was, AND EVEN MORE ANNOYING.
isaque
11 months ago
nao sei
11 months ago
Imagine an ubercharged touhou character. There goes
A) The challenge (For 10 seconds)
B) The neighborhood.
Tak
11 months ago
Sure is /jp/ in here...
David
11 months ago
Yeah, Neku is a bit of a prick during the first Act. Thankfully it only really lasts for the first Act, and after that he'll be a bit more tolerable.

Heck, I'd even say he turns around a bit by the 6th day or so of the first week.
petrosyan
11 months ago
petrowned

not funny at all
Geoxan
11 months ago
How many people remember this line from Marisa in Imperishable Night? XD

An eternal night has danger written all over it. Youkai eat humans at night. If night lasts too long, all the youkai will overeat and blow up!
11 months ago
@HurrDurr: different people face different problems. Neku isn't a douche, he's troubled -- and I can see how many people would identify with that.
HurrDurr
11 months ago
>>dood

If you're the type of person who easily identified with Neku at the beginning of the game, you must be one hell of a douche in real life
Kuiper
11 months ago
@Offriender: The picture you're talking about is drawn by XENON, and someone actually made a set of HUD icons with the yukkuri fortress pictures. Download link here: http://rapidshare.com/files/147324689/ehud.rar.html

It also replaces some other things, like spy masks and critical hit sprites.
11 months ago
Dunno if it still does, but the Weeabootique server used to have this banner that showed all nine classes in "take it easy" form. Take It Easy 2. Classic.
HeavyTank
11 months ago
lolwut
11 months ago
Wait... if RED moves out of their game setting. Does this mean that BLU will win? Or will they follow behind?
11 months ago
Jo... for this comic, You've now become my god. Honestly. I almost cried from happiness when I noticed today comic's title.

Now all TF2 characters gonna taste some danmaku, and some of the Touhou characters (e.g. Aya, Nitori, Sakuya etc.) gonna blow each other with rockets, neades and guns.
Zeta
11 months ago
Kidding me? I LOVED Neku's character! He's such a fantastic douchebag! But either way, I think you all should see this.

http://touhoufortress2.web.fc2.com/main.html#engie

REAL TOUHOU FORTRESS
dood
11 months ago
I liked Neku better at the beginning of TWEWY because I related to him more. The fact that he goes through a POWER OF FRIENDSHIP story kind of bugged me, actually.
starburst98
11 months ago
good luck getting past the barrier. maybe yukari will let them in?
Squeaky Reaper
11 months ago
And Team Fortress isn't entirely single gender, either. Remember the Pyro?
Mr.64380
11 months ago
Well Touhou isn't technically single gender. We have a cloud that punches you, a turtle you ride on (early 90s games) and a dude who never actually appears ingame. Although no-one really cares.
???
11 months ago
Single gender population? What about the pyro? And heavy-tan? D:
11 months ago
Just stick with TWEWY. I found Neku fairly insufferable too. He improves with time. The story is basically a classic "growing up story", only in this case the main character isn't just immature and grumpy, they're borderline sociopathic.
Fireborn
11 months ago
Neku starts out Lord Douche for the first week.
(ZOMG! Spoilers, more than 7 days!)

But yeah, it gets better in all aspects by the second week. (Though the first day is -always- bloody 10-4...)
Jake'm
11 months ago
Bullet hell? Sounds zany.
Weeaboo
11 months ago
For once I feel like a total loser.
Only because I'm going to facepalm to everyone trying to make there own jokes about master spark or Alice without knowing the source. I feel like such a loser
Baka Mazoku
11 months ago
Oh... this can not end well... it will end amusingly. Also, one wonders if the Touhou setting will be all the way up to 12.3 or set at an earlier point. ^_^
Midou
11 months ago
I demand that "Take It Easy" Engie girl on panel one be turned to avatar form.

Lol, j/k. But seriously, it'd be awesome as an avatar.

And now you've got me curious about Touhou. I'll have to look it up some time.

*hops on to RED vehicle as it speeds off*

Later.
TWEWY is amazing
11 months ago
Really, give Neku some time. He really stops wearing on you after a while. and the game just gets better as you go. Everything gets better in design, bosses are quite fun, music is great, IMO one of the best games on the DS.
In case you aren't already scaling you level down to 1, you should.
Eternal
11 months ago
Just wanted to point out the small typo I think you ment: "despite" instead of "despise"
11 months ago
Heavy would make a hard Touhou boss...
anon
11 months ago
i think im gonna open that 7GB touhou torrent i got few days ago