Toppledge
Peg Leg

It's almost relaxing to know if I miss that hook on Dota the worst which can happen is someone calling me names and spam pings, maybe a sarcastic "well played".

And even if I lose, I get hats!

Yay!

Fun fact: Many of my friends who play soccer regularly have some kind of permanent knee / leg / foot injury. I'm talking about weekend, casual players here, not pros.