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over 1 year ago
Now that is brutal respawn time!
Lazarus
almost 2 years ago
Medic?
Hyperstar96
almost 2 years ago
I think this is more than enough proof that BLU is better than RED.

Also, inb4inevitablereligionarguments.
EOCB
almost 2 years ago
correction Cooper Clune, it would be weird if you weren't laughing while being Christian.
over 2 years ago
Holy shit, I'm Christian, so I shouldn't be laughing, but I gotta admit, this is the best comic yet.
rysworld
over 2 years ago
Pfffhahahaha.

This is the best comic.
Johnny Turbo
almost 4 years ago
That disciple is a spah!!!!
dudeguy
about 4 years ago
GO GO
KUNG-FU-ACTION Jesus
lolololol
about 4 years ago
This is the point i'd start spamming music
about 4 years ago
Oh man, that's awesome.  I have to remember to print a copy of this one for my pastor, he'll love it.  :D
Scattergunner
about 4 years ago
@pwhoah: yes it would be an assist
Enigma
about 4 years ago
Where's today's comic at? D:<
Pwhoah
about 4 years ago
Technically, wouldn't Judas just be getting the assist?
Scattergunner
about 4 years ago
Great Job.
Just a lil' note for some guys that might be confused: friday at 6:00pm Jesus died, saturday he was "dead" all-day-long", and APROX 12:00a.m. Jesus "respawned". so that is 3 days after his death
about 4 years ago
ahahahaha
about 4 years ago
I spit my drink all over my monitor after reading Darthcaboose's photo note. Well played, sir.
kommo1
about 4 years ago
Judas backstabed Jesus and didn't win. What a noob.
Bomber678
about 4 years ago
Nate, I will tell you what class he was. Look here:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tf2#The_Jesus
Wisknort
about 4 years ago
But medic doesn't have injury removal unless you play S.W.A.T...
www.redscull.com/swat/readmeafter.html >_>
Casbros
about 4 years ago
i'm detecting large quantities of WIN
Skater901
about 4 years ago
LOL Zak. XD
MikeThaMan
about 4 years ago
@Nate
Medic, DUH
about 4 years ago
Ah so that how he walked on water, he's on a non-VAC server and had noclip enabled. It all makes sense now!
Nate
about 4 years ago
This poses the question, which class was Jesus playing as.
TeH J man J3$uz
about 4 years ago
Back stavin' spy! I'd be helin' him and BOOM all of teh sudden! i had ubercharge too man! what a dragg~
about 4 years ago
cutie, that waa very rude. D:<
Apart from the obvious trolling idiot, this was very funny. Keep up the good work. I enjoy humor like this once in a while.
cutie
about 4 years ago
All christfags that cry about religious feelings shall go away and cut their emo wrists or do some crusade or whatever they did in the past when they were angry :P
slvr
about 4 years ago
Jews are spies? o.o
Skater901
about 4 years ago
Ahahahahaha, epic comic is epic. You sir are full of win.
Bomber678
about 4 years ago
@gelugon2105 While that may be true about some people, ('evangilast dickwads' as you say), I am a christian myself, and I wish to remind you that we have a sense of humor, since we are human. I laugh at this comic, think it funny and also remember what actually happened. Just reminding you! :)
about 4 years ago
Meh, faster respawn than any arena matches
gelugon2105
about 4 years ago
In any case, people who are stuck
in camera mode during respawn ought to help team-mates out by watching
their backs, specifically those of Demo-men, Heavies and Soldiers. Even
veteran ones can get stabbed, burned, batted, etc. to death when they
get distracted by enemies in front of them.
gelugon2105
about 4 years ago
NICE. Poignant indeed.
(But be warned, Mr. Pereira, that you may
well attract some unwanted attention, specifically from some evangelist
dickwads who may not be amused by your association of a Biblical event
with a gimmick of a digital game.)
[!?] IronHide
about 4 years ago
^ !? not ?!
about 4 years ago
[!?]Iron Hide..

Its really ?! but we edited the tag.. Lrn2NotTroll <3
about 4 years ago
@Ghib: Yeah, about two thousand years before.
jhrf
about 4 years ago
Bravo dear sir. Bravo.
Raven
about 4 years ago
Bloody Brilliant with capital B's xD
Ghib
about 4 years ago
@ColMirage's photonote- This was before the patch. (way before).
about 4 years ago
Someone actually speaking in a Nerf NOW comic? And its not a rickroll? I... I don't know what to think.
MacGuffin
about 4 years ago
Epic win!
Derp
about 4 years ago
Yeah, this really should be wallpaper'd. I'd use it >_>
ViciousMink
about 4 years ago
This... this needs to be wallpaper'd!
SkarmoryThePG
about 4 years ago
I still think the kill icon should be a cross.
[!?] IronHide
about 4 years ago
Dunn, it's [!?] not [?!] ... go Team Interrbang!
about 4 years ago
@Ben
Not entirely sure if it states that Jesus died at night and rose in the morning. It's not exactly critical information anyways.

It's also a hilarious way of looking at Easter.
Alexx17
about 4 years ago
BLOODY BRILLIANT!
about 4 years ago
After that, Judas waved goodbye cruel world.
Genius, man, genius.
about 4 years ago
Beautiful. Glad to see that joke was picked up and done properly. :)
("On the third day" isn't the same as "in three days", no. But it's still the least confusing math option, don'tchathink?)
Ben
about 4 years ago
Okay, this is really damn funny, but let's do some math.  Friday Night -> Sunday Morning is NOT equal to three days.  One and half, maybe.
about 4 years ago
Spah stabbin' mah Jesus!
Dt
about 4 years ago
I belive Im not the only spy here... And yes, this is masterpiece, make moar strips with Valve games :3!
Nocta
about 4 years ago
Imagine this will happen to you ... XD
kjrubberducky
about 4 years ago
I lol'd.  Happy Easter!
about 4 years ago
@Sticky.
Impossible. Jesus is a Cyborg Pirate Ninja.

(http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Cyborg%20Pirate%20Ninja%20Jesus.jpeg)

That, or a civilian.
about 4 years ago
That's great.
WiNG
about 4 years ago
Haha, hilarious. And I don't really think of it as sacreligious or not.
about 4 years ago
@jurz: Since when is Jesus a soldier? I always thought he was a medic.
Lode
about 4 years ago
@Wazzle
Alltalk's on. That explains it.
jurz
about 4 years ago
BOYS WE HAVE A TRAITOR
about 4 years ago
Think about what you say first enigma. Blu are attacking a fortified position, red get control of the strategic ground and spawn close to the area they are defending... also traveltimes factor into it.
Enigma
about 4 years ago
It pisses me off when blu team gets a shorter respawn than red team.

If Red is supposed to defend, how are they going to win if the respawn times aren't balanced?
K1
about 4 years ago
Awesome. Sacreligious and funny!
I'd rate this up there with your Sphinx comic.
Troll NOW!!
about 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!  I like it, I like it lots!
Max
about 4 years ago
WIN
kThanks
about 4 years ago
I love this so much.
BLaggard
about 4 years ago
It's ghost chat!
about 4 years ago
Brilliant. How can he be talking from the respawn cave if he's still dead, though?
Dalileu
about 4 years ago
Jesus is in the offensive team!
HelisPoe
about 4 years ago
I think he got lazy.
about 4 years ago
YES!  This is absolutely fantastic.
numb3rc
about 4 years ago
Oh man, good thing Jesus is a patient guy. I probably would have left the server.
Whimsical Goofball
about 4 years ago
HA HA HA!! Fantastic Easter comic!
Ghib
about 4 years ago
It's official: God supports Blu team.
edtgazwry
about 4 years ago
first to comment :D