more photo notes than sparks when im sapping

Forever Alone

Aww. Poor sniper. It isn't his fault he has a plan to kill everyone he meets.

Pyro-Misty, eh? That's deliciously ironic.

Need more female pyro in future comics

My explanation for Soldier+Scout: One of the Soldier's main jobs is to open up opportunities for flankers, the Scout is pretty much the best flanker class. See what I'm getting at?

Ohhh...That woman pyro is fuckin hot x3

Sniper "Well... be polite, I guess" *takes hat and puts it on chest* "....*sniff*...."

its misty

A hockey stick? Freaking spy!

I actually find solly+scout easy to belive, maybe solly was trying to hide affection for scout by... talking to decapitated heads? :D

bawwwwwwwwwwwww!

Engineer Pyro, Heavy Medic, Demoman Spy, all of them except Soldier and Scout make sense.

IN AMERICA

I see how you decided on that pairing.

Uh... wow... getting more skimpy by the comic eh? I see where this is going........
Btw, female pyro looks like Misty from Pokemon. (Used to be addicted at the age of 7)

So... Do you... like... Have a female version of every TF2 character?

My bonesaw is backwards.

Pyro + Engie = Sentries with spy checks
Medic + Heavy = obvious combo
Demo + Spy = Engie worst nightmare
Soldier + Scout =... wut?

OMG THE SPY IS R.MIKA FROM STREET FIGHTER ALPHA 3! /nerdzors

Snipers a lonely Job mate...work alone, closed doors, out of touch...I gauarentee ya' won't have a girlfriend...Cause at the end of the day, long as theres 2 people left on the planet, somebody isn't gonna want to have sex.

if you get sniped as a medic with full uber, then you're doing it wrong

Oh the Blu Spy is so adorable! I'd love to see more. The Red Pyro gal is much too skimpy though. Waaaay too skimpy :P

Great team player? Nothx, stop playing Sniper and go Medic. Unless you kill 9 ppl per minute, then you're more useful than an average Medic.
Actually, no. Medics safe burning players and ubercharge.
Snipers kill charged Medics yadda yadda. Snipers are also spy practice targets.

Sniper is great team player. Just that too often they aren't properly used. Indeed a lonely job.

lol

Oh right, before I forget about it again.
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"Happy Valentines everyone"  XD

Okay, the first panel.
IS THAT MISTY FROM POKEMON?

But noch IN the comic. :]

@Captain Obvious : Blue and Red Engie-Tan's , Well atleast thats how it is in his DA

Sniper is very useful for removing other snipers, distracting and putting off the team, removing key structures and characters, (ranged spy) and defending the guy running with the intelligence on those Mach4 map thingies.

the Sunday update is cake

This Comic needs some lesbian characters... I'm serious. ?_?

O DEAR LAWDY WE HAVE ALL BEEN LIED TO!

@Masterlegodude: I haven't noticed it before, but I think it's a Pyro mask.

Tappipappa, we weren't promised anything. We were told that there'd be an update on Sunday. Which could mean ANYTHING. So don't get all arsey.

p.s. no special extra update sunday due to HATE

Yeah, that new medic design you're trying out there isn't working out so great.

The Update is a LIE!

where is the update?
(") (0.0) (")

Sunday Update? YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES. ò______ó



buuut, don´t worry. I heart this site anyways.

@ Valentine: Oh yeah, the TF2 NerfNOW!! comics aren't based on one server, i THOUGHT some of the comics were in different servers, well, that or people changed classes...

Also, what is that brown thing on the middle-bottom of the first panel? It's in front of the Dispenser too

@ Kgummy: It's not a new arc but a little valentines comic which takes place on a whole different server.
(Ever thought about that?)

ITS MONDAY! WHERE IS OUR COMIC!? RABLERABLERABLERABLE!!!
...but you know its okay becuse you might be REALLY bussy and all...but hey you KINDA promised it to us...so...yeah...

Wait, since when did Pyro had THE THING with Engi-Tan?
She only took his glove! Then he chagned back to Pyro!

So we're ignoring pyro and his relationship with snipertan and engietan?

Sniper doesn't get a GF, mostly because of his "sit and snipe" strategy. Would you want to date a guy who pees in a bottle just so he could snipe people?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR HAY GUIZ I WILL PROMISE YOU A COMIX ON SUNDAY BUT IT WONT HAPPEN!

WHERE IS MY SPECIAL SUNDAY UPDATE, EGGMAN?

Sob, im a sniper, *cry in corner*

RAGERAGERAGE

What is sniper DOING. He just looked at everyone through his scope and didn't shoot nobody, Jesus Christ son. C'MON, GUY! GOGOGO

Wow...the doctor looks like he grew a bigger jaw for this comic.

Hey, mobile noscoping sniper on a allcrit server IS credit to team, too! :b

lol, Critrawkets and the crew are a bit similiar, that could cause a lot of confusion. =]

We need a way to distinguish RED's sollys if one is with the medic, one is with the scout, and one is with the spy (think about it... now you are scarred for life).

Red Pyro and Scout are awesome, keep those gals up =]

...HWguy was sapping Medic's Manliness...?

*gives Sniper a beer*
Cheer up mate. I'm sure there's somebody out there that loves ya.

MORE FEMALE PYRO!

Aw, cute...
Though... what happened to Medic? He seems to be getting... more masculine every comic. Is he trying to make up for Male-Heavy's absence? I kinda liked the old wimpy/frail medic quite a few comics back :P

Reading this comic made me realize something; We still haven't seen a female Demo!

Why is spy so flat? Don't be so mean to spy tan! How is so going to disguise as the other women without a chest? I mean just look at how revealing heavy and pyro dress! Poor spy tan, you have sapped my heart.

Sniper Should Totally get Shot By Sniper-tan.
Amirite?

""p.s. special extra update sunday due to LOVE"
YES"
WOO!

Hello!? Am I the only one noticing that Zoey is in the comic?! Ahh whatever.. Church guy distracts me from this fact.

"p.s. special extra update sunday due to LOVE"
YES

That pyro does nto work at all. We would be able to hear her voice, which itself ruins the entre humor of the pyro.

By god she better have a huge speech impediment, or be a mute.
Also, way to skimpy an outfit. to the point its a bad thing *which is hard to do*

you guys are burning the sniper more often that pyros burn spies.

@Naoto
"I oughta be on a hockey card, eh!"
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Scrolling down this strip, I lol'd hard when I saw sniper at the end. Guess he still needs to perfect his plan to "seduce everyone he meets".

enemy spah loves ya, sniper!

loner

"Feelings?! You know who has a lot of feelings?! Folks that done blugeon their wife to death with a golf trophy, that's who! *Sob* A-and... And me..."

Loving the lady pyro!

The Pyro's eyes are green.

jhjgjg

I just noticed that every female character is blue-eyed. Huh. :u

Wait, what? I thought soldier liked red medic! Wasn't he heartbroken when she went into the spy's room?

Totally illustrating the typical team pair in TF2.
Pyro with Engie to keep the spys off Engie and let the Sentries deal with everything else.
Heavy-Medic: No explanation needed.
Demo-spy: Sentry down/Spah sapping my sentry.
Soldier-Scout: Scout to distract, soldier to destroy?

Pyro-tan looks like she is on drugs.^^

I think Pyro-Tan unzipped her flame gear and took off her gas mask for the occasion.

Ouch, poor sniper in the last pannel.

By the way, nice Pyro-tan, except a longcoat and a string won't protect her from dying a horrible, firey death.

Who knew the red scout would play hockey? Maybe she's canadian. Just imagine how she would talk: "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOOT!"

Obviously, Sniper-tan and Pyro are off doing things that the author can't draw ;)

It'd be sweet if the author's female TF2 chars were playable ingame xD

Wow, red pyro-girl is super cute :3

Ok if i would choose (but i cant) this would go like this:
BLUpyro(m)<3BLUsniper(f)
BLUmedic(m)<3BLU/REDheavy(f)
BLUscout(m)<3REDscout(f)
REDsoldier(m)<3REDmedic(f)
BLUdemo(m)<3REDpyro(f)
BLUspy(f)<3REDspy(f)
...those would be my fave love pairs ^^

...Misty got implants and a desire for infernos?  Diggit.

ppl ppl, tears of joy!!! teamwork is LOVELY, HE HAS TEARS OF JOY!!! >:0

@ Gamegeneral: Pyro and Sniper are probably busy with "something else".

Feelings? Professionals have standards.

The last panel was like a whack with 30-ton baseball bat in my head.... ;`(

We, snipers, get some love too!

Poor sniper... seeing the world only through a scope's lens... Heh, love the medic playing a serenade on his bonesaw. Blue Spy's face a bit wide, but still cool. And more TF2-tans =D

What? No Pyro-sniper? I could totally see him burning a heart U+ME thing into a wall somewhere while she looked at him through a scope or something.

"Snipin's a lonely job mate. But i garrenty you'll not go hungry, Cause aslong as there are 2 people on the planet Someone is gunna want someone dead."
~Sniper

Lol, sniping is a loney job! But not to worry, there's always some spies to keep things juicy for ya.

Is it just me, or has the medic had a "Buff up manly" look?

pyro-tan looks like misty off of pokemon...

That sniper will have to charge his gun alone tonight.

Ah yes, love is in the air like a cloud of perfume.

This's some shonky business right here ;_;

Spoilers! :O

The hockey-playing female scout is quite a clever and suitable idea!

Gostei mesmo deta aqui. Pobre Sniper, fadado a solidão,sempre enclausurado em torres, sem possibilidade de saída, o mundo la´fora é demais para o pobre homem.

This makes me sad... low blow nerfnow, low blow.

There are multiple RED soldiers, remember?

Sniper's standin' around like a bloody idiot. Zoom on engi-tan's pants D:[i][/i]

Maybe it was from Scout-tan to soldier.

Bawwwwwww ronery Sniper. :(

Hawt Pyro is HAWT!

Dear god we need more red pyro-tan!!

oh god I lol'd nice work

i thought soldier liked medic-tan?

Uh... did you forget that all the classes are male? Needs moar gay.

N..n..noooo! Red soldier loves red medic! Soldier, be true!

Why must all the good __-tans be so attractive. I also like the art-style for the characters. Good job on this one, mate.

pyro-tan <3

And Demo lost his second eye ;). In game he haven't left eye

Feeling LIKE a Sniper. Awesome strip, it has POM POMS!

Cute, but why sniper haven't valentine ? Poor sniper

Feelin' as a Sniper right now... And wasn't soldier with red medic? Ah forgot - there were 2 soldiers in red :). And this strip is very cute!

This is the first time I've seen Pyro and Scout tan
I would totally hit them.
With the Scout-tans Hocky Stick.